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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 11, 2003 04:51 AM |
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The King raises his head slightly and growls:
"Sacrifice someone! No matter who, the more energetic the better! That fire person will do."
The King remains silent for a moment and then smiles and says
"And do you remember the Worldwide Equal Mights law? The too strong are not allowed to attack and the too weak are not allowed to be attacked. Since I was revived only a short while ago, if you dare attack me you will be wanted here, in your Inferno place, and anywhere else you might go."
The King ssnows and falls asleep
Good idea Woock! This means that we don't have to worry about Mvasseliv until he's less powerful, so there's basically no point in trying to free the guy and get the pendant.
RSF: *makes faces at Mvasseliv*
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Wolfman
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posted December 11, 2003 04:54 AM |
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Shoots the ground under RSF into the air putting him on a high platform then makes it disappear sending RSF falling to the ground
Hehe 
Be nice now RSF!
Chaos people laugh at RSF's expence. Proclaim a holiday in honor of Wolfman, one to fight for justice and good spam for all.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 11, 2003 07:15 AM |
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Although RSF was quite annoyed by Wolfman's trick, he knows that he could land much smoother the next time using by simply changing the time flow so he can land softer.
RSF: Goes outside the fort and scouts out the area. Finds a Chaos spy type guy lurking around and stuff.
Gotcha!
Tackles the man, hog ties him, and drags him backs to the fort really, really fast.
Just try to beat that! 24 times normal speed! Oh yeah!
Hey Woock! I found some nameless chaos scout lurking around outside our fort. He looked pretty lost. Do you think we could use him as a sacrifice so you can regain some of your cool abilities?
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 11, 2003 08:34 AM |
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The King mumbles distractedly: Yes, yes, why not.
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 11, 2003 08:56 PM |
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*priests perform the ritual*
Priest 1: Lord Woock. If you shall lie down on this table we shall better be able to instill you with some of your past powers.
The scout is now conscious and realizes that he will soon be sacrificed. Both his arms and legs are tied together behind him. He's squirming around all over the ground making grunt noises.
Several minutes later the ritual is complete and Woock stands up seeming quite revitalized. He no longer droans around like a zombie.
Woock: Okay what can I summon now?
*Points his finger at the ground*
A chaos scout guy hog tied appears on the ground and starts squirming and making grunt noises.
Woock: What? I screwed up!
After dozens of subsequent attempts to summon something better, Woock sits down, sighs, and looks at all the Chaos scouts lying on the ground hog-tied, squirming and making grunt noises.
Maybe we need to get something more powerful. I'll go try to get a bear or some kinda animal.
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 11, 2003 09:05 PM |
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The King sighs and says
"We'll get the best effect if we use someone or something highly energetic or spammy. Hence I would be really happy if I could get that pyromaniac. A spam golem should do though"
The King waves a hand distractedly, stands up, walks around and says
"It sure is stuffy here. Don't you have any windows in this place?"
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Yolk and God bless.
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Wolfman
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posted December 12, 2003 02:02 AM |
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Message to RSF:
This Mvassilev is much too strong. He doesn't seem to be fighting for either cause. He seems to be the ultimate evil. Should we team up to destroy this menace to peace? No one side will win this war of spam with him running amok! Please consider my proposal. Chaos Party is behind this 100% they have named me their leader, being the first to step up against the new spam. Again, consider my proposal please.
Yours,
Wolfman
Leader of Chaos Party
Sends message with carrier pigeon
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 12, 2003 02:02 AM |
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You won't be able to stop me thanks to my powers. I will kill you all alone, if I have to, seeing as how nobody will help me. *fires into the fort* *looks at the hog-tied spam scouts* *whispers a few words and the bonds disappear*
Now, they are on my side.
RSF: You win Mvasseliv. I invite you to come upon this altar. Our priests will cast some prayers to make you more powerful.
Edit: Reads Wolfman's letter reluctantly and throws it away. Waits for Mvasseliv to make some sort of action.
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Wolfman
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posted December 12, 2003 03:18 AM |
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Message to RSF:
You disregard my generous proposal so easily! You can not suppress the throngs of angry citizens for long! Mvassilev has recently sworn alliegence to the Chaos Party. Down with the King!
Mvassilev, use a little teamwork, it will get our cause farther in the long run. Down with the King!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 12, 2003 04:40 AM |
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I was simply trying to trick Mvasseliv into standing on the altar. He was to be the next sacrifice. I would take up your offer, however I think that our rogue fire God has calmed down as of late.
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mvassilev
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posted December 12, 2003 04:50 AM |
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 12, 2003 10:08 PM |
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"Hm... If you sacrifice that fire wizard, who is very powerful indeed, I should be able to summon some really nasty beasts. Demons and dragons for sure. Don't count on anything bigger yet, that requires practice and reaserch."
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 12, 2003 10:48 PM |
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RSF: Hey Dingo! Could you help me with this bear! I'll keep it distracted. I just need you to slap it. Wait! Can you hypnotize a bear?
[RSF stops and thinks about it. He gets swatted by the bear.
Stupid Bear!
[Lures the bear into the fort and traps it behind one of the many large doors.
Bear: Growl. Huff. Snort. Growl.
[scratches at the doors
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mvassilev
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posted December 15, 2003 02:05 AM |
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*mvassilev appears again*
mvassilev:Need some help with the bear?
RSF:Yeah, thanks.
mvassilev:Are you going to sacrifice it?
RSF:Yes.
mvassilev:I suggest you sacrifice something else. Bears aren't spiritualy strong. How about you sacrifice the God of Spam? He's spiritualy strong.
RSF:That's a good idea.
Dingo:What is mvassilev doing in here?
RSF h, he's just telling me who to sacrifice.
mvassilev ingo would also do.
Dingo:I don't want to be sacrificed!
Lord Woock:Traitor! You must be willing to do anything to make me stronger! *summons spam elementals* Kill him!
RSF:I know! We should sacrifice mvassilev! He's spiritualy strong. *looks around. mvassilev is gone* Where did he go? Ah, well, we'll just sacrifice Dingo.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted December 15, 2003 02:37 AM |
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Dragon_Slayer is walking the countryside and sees a wierd look fella sitting on the ground talking to himself...
mvass:Need some help with the bear?
Mvass:Yeah, thanks.
Mvass:Are you going to sacrifice it?
Mvass:Yes.
Mvass:I suggest you sacrifice something else. Bears aren't spiritualy strong. How about you sacrifice the God of Spam? He's spiritualy strong.
Mvass:That's a good idea.
Mvass:What is mvassilev doing in here?
Mvass: he's just telling me who to sacrifice.
Mvass: Dingo would also do.
Mvass:I don't want to be sacrificed!
Mvass:Traitor! You must be willing to do anything to make me stronger! *summons spam demons* Kill him!
Mvass:I know! We should sacrifice mvassilev! He's spiritualy strong. *looks around. mvassilev is gone* Where did he go? Ah, well, we'll just sacrifice Dingo.
Ummm, are you ok there buddy???
*Dragon_Slayer continues on his journey to the legendary fort that contains the king of spam*
Cant wait to meet the leader of the fort...
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posted December 15, 2003 04:26 AM |
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OOC - LMAO Dragon Slayer!!
Dingo? Where are you?
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mvassilev
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posted December 16, 2003 02:41 AM |
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 16, 2003 10:38 AM |
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Why, hellom mr. Pyronoia! How nice of you to pay us a visit  NOT!
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Dingo
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posted December 17, 2003 04:42 AM |
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Dingo? Where are you?
I am Right Here!
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 17, 2003 01:59 PM |
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Nice of you to drop in. Say, why not make me more powerful by hypnotizing mr. Pyronoia and sacrifice him?
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