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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 01, 2004 05:27 AM |
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Meanwhile Dingo returns from his trip to the East.
When I was in the East I saw a candy store. I bought these candies feel free to have some. Don't eat the red ones though, they are extremely Poisonious. When Mvass comes in here he will surely eat them. But eat all the other ones they are really good!
I also went to a polishing store and got my slapping hand polished, Its ready to Slap!
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 01, 2004 08:11 AM |
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RSF: Good to have you back Dingo. We have a new member in our party. Dingo, this is Dragon_Slayer.
Dingo and Dragon_Slayer curtly tell RSF thank you while they turn their heads from him.
RSF: What's wrong? Grabs a towel and puts it on. Sorry forgot to grab a towel before I came out. Oooh candy.
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 01, 2004 05:48 PM |
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RSF nearly grabs the red candy when Dingo reminds him that it's poisonous. They start eating all the non-red candy. Then, a fire elemental began knocking at the fort door.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 01, 2004 10:40 PM |
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"It's no use," the shadow mage to the knocking fire elemental, "they are not going to open the door up for you. Come see if you can help me move this boulder."
Where was Wolfman? He could move this boulder with ease. It was quite ironic, Shadowcaster thought, that the one member that would be the biggest help in moving the boulder was the one member of the Chaos group that wasn't here. Too bad stone wasn't flammable.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted January 01, 2004 10:44 PM |
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Man, Shadowcaster, you are hard to see! If I had seen you needed help I would have been here sooner.
*Moves the boulder out of the way with ease*
How's that?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 02, 2004 12:54 AM |
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The fire elemental tells Shadowcaster to let the Chaos fort prepare the final assault on Order.
10 Spam elementals walk out and try to kill mvassilev and Shadowcaster, but mvassilev covers himself with a flame, and escapes with Shadowcaster.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 02, 2004 06:55 AM |
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Quote:
The fire elemental and Shadowcaster walk in. They walk into the throne room under Shadowcaster's shadow. The fire elemental starts setting everything on fire, but stops when 10 angry spam demons walk in. They can't see anyone, but they just barely miss with their claws. Shadowcaster narowly escapes, but the fire elemental stays and commits scuicide, setting the whole fort on fire that RSF started to put out, but the water started burning as well.
Mvassilev is watching all of this chaos from the safety of the Chaos fort through one of Wolfman's magic mirrors. Every two minutes he summons a fire elemental and sends it to the Order fort to help the fire. Mvassilev gives an insane laugh.
OOC: Just keep on posting as if Mvasseliv never posted this garbage. I'll have Lith deal with him. I'd recommend his banishment of the thread along with a nice penalty. Water burning on fire. You've got to be kidding. After he's gone the game will be unbalanced so we'll need someone to switch sides. 5 on 2 isn't very fair.
RSF: Mmmmm. This is the best candy ever. I'm gonna go get dressed.
RSF walks away toward his chamber. However, a few steps later, he turns around and takes some more candy with him before leaving.
Edit: You may notice that Mvassilev has edited his post. I presume only because of my mentioning of talking to Lith. That is why I made sure a made a copy of his post in this thread.
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 03, 2004 04:57 AM |
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RSF builds a moat around the underground fort. He digs into one of the nearby rivers to fill it up and give it a brisk current.
That should keep that fire guy out.
laughs maniacally
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2004 05:01 AM |
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The fire elementals go to the moat and get into it. Some fire elementals die, but the moat is vaporized.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 03, 2004 05:06 AM |
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After the fire elementals are halfway across RSF has dammed up the river redirecting it down through the moat.
RSF: Poor Fire Elementals. HAHAHAHA!
The last of the fire elementals are destroyed and RSF takes down the dam to let the river take it's natural course once more. He returns the fort to see it just as it was.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2004 05:12 AM |
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Unfortunatly, the steam that resulted all went to the fort and caused discomfort.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted January 03, 2004 04:26 PM |
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While walking through barren land suddenly I hear a rumble coming from below..Could it be an earthquake? But then I see steam rising up from the soil..*what the...!!??*
Ohhh..must be one of them geisers..or something..I heard somewhere steam does wonders for the skin..
I lay face down in the dirt (which coincidentally also does wonders for the skin  ) and enjoy the steam.
After a few minutes the rumble gets louder and I find myself sinking through the soil after which I crash down in some sort of building.. Face to face with a fire elemental!
Quickly I take shape of a water elemental and get rid of it after which I spot some folks looking at me surprised.
*waves*
Hi there..anyone got some tea and crumpets?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2004 04:32 PM |
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A thousand fire elementals sorround Romana and start aiming fireballs at her.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted January 03, 2004 04:42 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 3 Jan 2004
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My my..what a warm welcome *snickers*
I quickly shapeshift into mvassilev and order the fire elementals to attack him instead. This confuses the elementals greatly , so they start running around in cirkels crying for their momma
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted January 03, 2004 04:51 PM |
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(since nestadiel decided to butt in...)
"a cloaked figure teleports next to the healer, he pulls his hood back to reveal the face of Lith Maethor and yawns under the mask"
- mae govannen nestadiel ...its been a year ...so, whats all the fuss here?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2004 05:38 PM |
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"STOP!" a loud voice is heard.
The fire elementals stop their disarray and aim fireballs at Romana and Lith.
Mvassilev appears. He stops the fireballs in midair and asks "Are you in Order or Chaos?"
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted January 03, 2004 05:42 PM |
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Well..duhhh Yes i am In Chaos so keep yer brainless fire elementals away from me ok buddy?
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted January 03, 2004 05:47 PM |
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"Lith stretches and looks around"
- who's winning? ...Chaos or Order?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2004 05:47 PM |
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"Then stop disarraying my fire elementals!"
Romana and Lith are lead to the Chaos fort where they are greeted happily, since they needed help. A plan was formed to destroy Order.
It was started by a bunch of fire elementals making a ring around the Order fort but doing nothing else.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 03, 2004 08:45 PM |
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Shadowcaster watched the two newcomers warily from the corner, then finally spoke up after a while of watching the fighting amongst their ranks.
"Not much has happened, and thankfully, Order still seems to be developing its armies. All that we can do for the moment is try to hinder that growth and hope that they do not go on the offensive anytime soon. We are still outnumbered, even with this shapeshifter joining our ranks."
He paused, and turned away from the group.
"What we really need is a counter to the God of Spam. Someone who could stand against him should he regain his power. We have been trying to stop the sacrafice with no success, and if he is restored, Chaos will fall in its current state.
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