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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 25, 2003 10:15 PM |
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Fire elemental falls and disappears. RSF sighs in relief. Then, two Fire elementals appear and start burning the spam elementals.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 25, 2003 10:42 PM |
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Woock summons some more spam elementals and have them surround the spam demon for protection. The new spam elementals get nice and golden brown. The spam elementals fall on top of the fire elementals suffocating them.
RSF: Grabs a carving knife and gets a good slice of the slow cooked spam.
Mmmm! This is the best spam I've ever had!
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 25, 2003 11:55 PM |
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Spam demons? I know I can't summon them, but at least I'll try and control them!
(for a description of spam demons, check the OOC thread)
Get him! Get the Pyronoia man!
*one of the spam demons curses Mvassilev*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 26, 2003 02:45 AM |
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After a long and not so dangerous journey through the countryside, Dragon slayer arrives at the fort of Order. The entrancer was hidden but not well enough to escape his eyes. The entrance was a large re-enforced door leading into the ground. Dragon Slayer knocks on the large door. A guard opens a little eye hole and asks.
Guard: What is your buisness here?
Dragon Slayer: I wish to speak with the leader of the fort.
Guard: About what exactly?
Dragon Slayer: My buisness is my own.
Guard: Very well, wait there.
The guard opens the large door and Dragon Slayer walks down the main hallway towards a gold plated door. He opens the door only to find an old lifeless man on a throne and another man eating spam.
*Who is the leader of this fort?*
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 26, 2003 10:49 AM |
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Formally, I am, but this man...
*punches RedSox on his back in order to stop his eating madness*
Deals with most matters while I am still not as powerful as I used to be.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 26, 2003 12:15 PM |
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DSWell good sir i am Dragon Slayer and i have a proposal for you.
WookYes...
DSI wish to join your cause.
WookHmmm... Before i accept or decline your proposal tell me what you are good for.
DSI am most powerful indeed and would make a formidable ally. My abilities as a ranger allow me to track down almost anything. This makes me an excellent assasain. My new armour is hard to penetrate and resistant to magic. I am excellent with a bow and posses diamond tipped arrows and a diamond coated blade. I am at home in the terrain of preserve and chaos so this underground fort doesnt seem so bad to me. Is that good enough for you?
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 26, 2003 05:48 PM |
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RSF: Okay Dragon_Slayer. We have had other Chaos members in the past try to con their way into our fort, so it would be difficult to trust you. Are you of any use to countering fire attacks? Mvassilev, the fire God, has been a problem around lately. If you can help with him that would be great.
whispers to Woock:
If this guy is a fraud, do you think we'll be able to use our spam elementals on him?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 26, 2003 09:31 PM |
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*whispers to RedSox*
Yes, there should be ways in which our spam elementals might prove useful in such a situation...
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 26, 2003 10:20 PM |
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RSF: Looks at Dragon_Slayer.
We will need some time to consider this more carefully.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 29, 2003 03:01 AM |
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Take as much time as you need but make sure your decision is well thought as you might miss out on a valuable ally. Mvass hey... Hes no match for me. All he does is throw fire everywhere, he cant fight. My shield and armour will stop his flames and my diamond sword will destroy him.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted December 29, 2003 06:04 AM |
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A pair of eyes watches the sun set from inside the chaos fortress. Their owner is alone. As the last light leaves the horizon, he steps out from his shelter, revealing a thin man with very dull silver hair and a staff that is much too short. He wanders in the direction of the commotion he had noticed earlier. He smiled. The war had finally begun.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 29, 2003 08:27 AM |
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RSF: I can't seem to find Woock anywhere right now, but you have me convinced. You just need to make sure Woock is okay with it. I'm pretty sure he is okay with it anyway.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 29, 2003 12:30 PM |
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Yep. Always glad to have a new friend. It would also be nice if you could help with finding someone (or sometwo  ) to sacrifice. Being unable to summon anything stronger than spam elementals really bothers me you know.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted December 30, 2003 08:06 AM |
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As Shadowcaster approached the Order fort, which was much harder to find than he had previously thought, he found himself hoping Wolfman and Mvassilev were holding up without him. The shadow mage had tried to discourage their bold tactics in dealing with the forces of Order, but to no avail.
The fort's outside were unguarded, leading Shadowcaster to believe that his comrades were still alive somewhere. The inhabitants of the fortress were at least distracted for the moment. He still had to be careful of ambush, however, for Order might have recruited someone with similar talents as his own to replace the treacherous shadow mage.
Thankfully, no ambush followed. He arrived at the wall with the intent of climbing it, but the bricks were so perfectly put into place that any ascent was impossible. Shadowcaster's face darkened as he remembered the sickening order of the Order party. He followed the smooth wall around to the back, where he hoped no one was waiting.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 30, 2003 12:21 PM |
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Mvass first of all what power do you have that allows you to make stone hands come out of the ground? Secondly if you bothered to read the OOC you would have known that i spent all my shop money on crystalised steel armour plated with dragon scales that would easily allow me to run through a pansy wall of fire. On top of all that if you also read my description i am capable of much more than tracking.
despite all of this i will play along.
The stone hand begins to squeze DS but his armour is to strong for the hand cannot crush him, it can only hold him. Suddenly RSF comes in and throws a large loaf of spam at the hand. It loosens its grip enough for DS to free his sword hand. DS slices the middle and pinky fingers off. Lord Wook then comes in.
Wook: sorry my spam elementals couldnt help you.
DSThats ok. I will go now to find something for you to sacrifice, so that we are better protected next time Mvass comes.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 30, 2003 02:07 PM |
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Yeah, you do that. Try finding some lone wuzzard or someone, they provide more... energy.
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 30, 2003 07:24 PM |
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RSF subdues Mvassilev with buckets of water using his lightning speed. Slowly he back the Fire God out of the fort. Unfortunately, he must open up one of the hidden doors. Something he never wanted to do at night now that Shadowcaster is in the Chaos party.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted December 30, 2003 07:32 PM |
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*Wolfman sneaks out in the commotion, muttering curses of Mvassilev under his breath*
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted December 30, 2003 10:06 PM |
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Embarrassed at having thought that large boulder to have been a wall, Shadowcaster continued to what he hoped was the back of the fort. He did see that the boulder was resting on a trap door, and attempted to roll it off with no success. "Oh well," he thought, at least he now knew the fort was underground.
He drew near another large boulder and examined it, only to realize that this was the same rock that he had seen before. He was going in circles. Shadowcaster cursed his luck and slumped down next to the boulder. He was hopelessly lost.
His luck soon changed, as the night was illuminated by what seemed to be a huge bonfire. The shadow mage peered around the boulder just in time to see a fire elemental being forced out of a hidden door, which was then slammed shut rather forcefully behind him, and likely locked as well. It was Mvassilev! He approached his comrade, wanting to catch up on what he had missed. Now there were three in the fray for chaos.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 01, 2004 05:09 AM |
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RSF sighs in relief and walks back to the center of the fort. Tired and irritated with the fire God. RSF decides to take a shower in one of the many natural springs. The water is nice and warm. A fire heats up the rock that brings the water to the shower. Normally the water is cool and perfect for drinking.
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