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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2004 08:52 PM |
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Being that Mighty Mage is built out of pure insanity the fact that he wouldn't excape death is inconceivable. Instead, a glowing blob of...stuff rises from the toxic ashes and forms into a new Mighty Mage ready for action. Using his insane powers, Mighty Mage rises several feet off the earth and blasts pure insanity downward containing impossible questions like why did the chicken cross the road and other forms of mind bending madness. Watching Woock's chicken blowup from the insanity is the first of victories. More will come.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2004 08:54 PM |
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Woock says:
"Yes, very."
And Mighty Mage's head explodes in confusion.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2004 08:59 PM |
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Mighty Mage's corpse falls to the ground below landing in a pile of consentrated insanity. The chicken that blew up rises again as an insane zombie chicken from outer space and repairs Mighty Mage's head. Quickly, Mighty Mage forms a protective shield around him and the chicken while he forms a new strategy.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2004 09:02 PM |
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A chicken walks out through Mighty Mage's ear and starts hacking at his eye with a tiny pickaxe.
Woock says: those little guys never cease to amaze me.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2004 09:13 PM |
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As soon as the chicken starts, Mighty Mage takes control over it giving him TWO insane chicken zombies from outer space. He then casts an insanity spell on his own head making him invulnerable to anymore head chickens but also knocking him out for a few seconds. As soon as he comes to, Mighty mage blasts Woock so hard it sends him flying to the other side of the world completly dazed and in an unnatural pain.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2004 09:18 PM |
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Woock then sits down and thousands of insanity-proof microchickens appear all around him. Time for revenge.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2004 09:29 PM |
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*Hearing Woock's thoughts (because his mind is so twisted from SPAM overdose) Mighty Mage prepares a defence against the Micro Chickens. Sooner than you can say non compos mentis, Mighty Mage builds a micro vacum to suck up all the little buggers. Next he digs a 23.9402748 yard deep trench and fills it with super consentrated insanity and sharp objects.*
Just wait til Woock comes. His mini chickens will be disposed of and he'll drown in my insanity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA......
(2 hours later)
Ha...ha.....ha ha...HA ha
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted February 01, 2004 09:32 PM |
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I have come to take over, I have the power to break anything I touch, seriously I touch it breaks, nothing seams to be immune to my power. I also have the power to attract vehicals driven by older people when i'm in a no passing zone, I also attrack minivans. I like this power, especially when i'm in a hurry. I can attrack coupon clipping, check writing, 15 items in the 9 item express lane, 5 kid hauling women who don't ever stop talking to the cashier, to get in front of me every time i go to the store. I geuss you can call me the great attractor, Except when it comes to women, then i'm the revolter, Figures.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2004 09:37 PM |
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Woock disintegrates redhawk, Mighty Mage and every single atom in the entire multiverse with the faintest trace of insanity.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 01, 2004 09:39 PM |
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RSF: Boy am I glad I have that cool abilities of editing other people's posts.
Looks at Woock's post at the end of page 2.
Quote:
Another chicken dances his way through with a mask preventing any intoxication through inhalation. He is also wearing an anti-disintegration suit. Muttering, he enters Woock's body through the nostril, picks up his fallen comrade's broom and starts cleaning up the place which happens to be Woock.
Edit by RSF: Woock renders RSF immune from disintegration permanently even thought the process is supposed to be irreversable, he decides to make an exception this one time.
RSF: Much better.
I think it's time to give myself a new ability. I'll call it the puc and diarreah syndrome. It causes everyone to puc and crap out their internal organs, which leads to a most certain and horrible death.
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Go Red Sox!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 01, 2004 09:41 PM |
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Quote:
Woock disintegrates redhawk, Mighty Mage and every single atom in the entire multiverse with the faintest trace of insanity.
Unfortunately, this caused every atom in the world to become insane except for RSF. Cause he didn't feel like making the post that way. This allows MightyMage to take over Woock body.
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2004 09:46 PM |
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*Reforming himself...again, Mighty Mage and his new Insane Woock soldier march on to that big castle with the jacuzzi crappers.*
Ok syco Woock, go smash down those doors.
*within a second, the doors are disinigrated*
Oh well, close enough. Now to take out Consis, if he isn't dead already.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted February 01, 2004 09:49 PM |
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I hade already broke lord wooks ray gun, Besides he couldn't get a clear shot of sence i'm surrounded by old people in mini vans, see its an awsome abillity
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 01, 2004 09:55 PM |
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Redhawk had a heart attack and died. RSF wrapped up Redhawk's body in toilet paper and then animated him.
He then order the body out into the street and yelled, "Mummy!"
Crowds of people started screaming in fear, riots broke out killing everyone except RSF.
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2004 10:39 PM |
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Then a highly irritated chicken came out, this time through Woock's mouth, and started fixing the dead body. He returns through the ear and Woock stands up, as sane as possible.
OOC: what ray gun?
Woock disintegrates all the toilet paper in the world, so that one of RSF's powers becomes useless.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted February 02, 2004 04:02 AM |
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Since I am now animated, I leave your world, And take over the cartoon network. Going to have some wild Anime sex Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 02, 2004 04:27 AM |
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OOC: I carry a portable nuclear weapon that can destroy the planet if i choose. I cannot be killed, i keep being reborn. I also have a cool laser, effective against mini retard chickens.
BIC: Dragon Slayer Destroys the world with a giant nuke.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 02, 2004 02:35 PM |
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Lord Woock disintegrates Dragon Slayer.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 02, 2004 03:25 PM |
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RSF decides to create a new world that can't be destroyed by nukes. He also decides to make the world in the shape of a toilet paper roll. A view from space shows a thin layer of land flapping in the spacial winds.
RSF looks down from space at his new planet.
RSF: "This is my best work ever." 
RSF walks over to the captains chair.
RSF: "Now we must explore this newly discovered planet. Send down an away team."
Random Officer: "Okay, Captain, Kirk, I mean Captain RSF."
RSF: "You can call me, Kirk."
Random Officer: "No that's too creepy."
RSF: "No it's not! Is it really that creepy, Mr. Spock?"
Mr. Spock: "I told you for the last time, I'm not Mr. Spock, I'm not a vulcan, I'm an elf. Elves have pointy ears. Just because vulcans have them doesn't mean elves are all of a sudden vulcans.
RSF: "Well on my ship, you're name is Mr. Spock and you are a vulcan."
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Go Red Sox!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 02, 2004 09:30 PM |
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Shadowcaster searches around for the edge of the roll, and finds it after a few days. He turns into a dragon, grabs the end, and begins unrolling it, throwing everything into disarray.
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>_>
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