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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 02, 2004 09:58 PM |
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Woock disintegrates the toiletpaper world.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 03, 2004 03:46 AM |
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Okay, I'm inventing a new ability. I cannot be killed as long as a anything exists. Deimos rises from his grave and starts burning everything in sight, especially Lord Woock and his chickens. He grabs one of them and bites it. "Hmm. Tastes like chicken! AARGH!!" he chokes, "That's not a chicken! That's corned beef that looks like a chicken. It's SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Deimos uses his claws to poison Lord Woock.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 03, 2004 07:54 AM |
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Dragon Slayer nukes Lord Woocks head. Then he gets his laser and shoots diemos's arms off.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 03, 2004 08:18 AM |
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Shadowcaster creates the power to clone himself, and there are soon several legions of cloned shadowmagi at his command. He orders them to each transform into a dragon, doing so as well, and marches toward the scene to stir things up.
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>_>
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 03, 2004 08:28 AM |
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Dragon SLayer nukes Shadow caster and all his clones.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 03, 2004 08:36 AM |
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More pop up in their places, then Shadowcaster runs in and starts burning everything.
THE CHAOS PARTY OF SPAM WILL WIN THE WAR!
Looking around at the blank faces, the mage realizes that this is the wrong battlefield for such a chant and flies away, leaving everything to burn in his stead.
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>_>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 03, 2004 10:35 AM |
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OOC: One of my powers is that I am invulnerable - therefore your poisons, nukes and whatnot didn't really work on me.
BIC: disintegrates Deimos's eyes, making him blind, then disintegrates Shadowcaster's clones.
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 03, 2004 03:14 PM |
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Mr. Spock: "I'M NOT MR. SPOCK! I'M NOT AN ELF!"
RSF: "I know you aren't an elf."
Mr. Spock: "SHUT UP! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
RSF: "You're being to emotional and irratic for a vulcan. Vulcan's are supposed to be logical."
Mr. Spock: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 03, 2004 05:15 PM |
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Woock disintegrates the individual refered to by RSF as Mr. Spock.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 03, 2004 08:48 PM |
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Shadowcaster, enraged at the sudden loss of his army, flies over to Woock and transforms him into a genie. Then, he whips out a lamp and traps him inside, tossing the lamp into another dimension through a portal and watching it close behind him.
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>_>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 03, 2004 09:50 PM |
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Woock disintegrates Shadowcaster and the lamp, and thus is free again.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 04, 2004 02:07 AM |
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*Still inside his bubble shield, Mighty Mage is safe from harm and is waking from a long needed nap. After opening his eyes and streching he looks around and instantly drops his mouth in disbelief.*
What the bloody hell is going on? What's with all the dead shadow dudes? Why is Woock a...genie???
Hmmmmmmm...
* after some thought, Mighty Mage decides that the only way he can win this is revieling his secret hidden power. The power to turn into large constipated Scottish man. Not long after, Mighty Mage began to change appearance and grew over 40,000 feet tall.*
HA HA HA HA HA
Take that. Now I rule.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 04, 2004 07:56 AM |
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Shadowcaster then forms a plan to defeat Woock and all the others, not realizing what he was up against. He transforms into a magic mirror that not only deflects all magic, but allows Shadowcaster to take the form and powers of whoever he looks at.
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>_>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 04, 2004 12:37 PM |
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Woock disintegrates Shadowcaster the Mirrorman. (please note that disintegration is not magic, it's merely an ability of mine.)
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted February 04, 2004 01:46 PM |
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This thread is beginnging to look like a good candidate for the VW...Spammer!@ 
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 04, 2004 02:00 PM |
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Woock disintegrates Hexa.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 04, 2004 07:49 PM |
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New rule.
This is the rule of 3. You may not use the same ability three posts in a row. Otherwise you may be subject to unfortunate mishaps. In other words, I'm gonna change the post. 
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 04, 2004 08:49 PM |
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Fair enough.
Summons a horde of tiny chickens with fire extinguishers which attack Hexa.
There. Ya happy?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 05, 2004 12:20 AM |
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*changing back to normal size, Mighty Mage takes on the form of one of his insane monkey zombies and begins hurling fecies at everybody. Not long after, they are covered knee deep in the crap and soon become very diseased and quite ill. As the poisen crap flows through their veins, Mighty Mage knows it won't be long now. Not at all. They'll all see.*
(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 05, 2004 12:40 PM |
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The Fowl Legions attack Mighty Mage.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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