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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 05, 2004 11:51 PM |
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I knew you would sick your cluckers on me, that's why I came prepared. Go Insane Evil Zombie Monkies (Copyright), Attack the little bastard chickens. KILL THEM! General FuzzyA$$, you and your army march north towards Lord Woock's base. Destroy him and everyone nearby. Use any means nesessary.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 06, 2004 12:46 AM |
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Deimos freezes the world.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 06, 2004 03:46 PM |
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RSF see nothing but total nonsense in this thread. He also see great threats. So he decides to delete the entire thread, which includes the existance of all previous characters other than RSF.
I Rule The World
For those of you who are familiar with Let's Have War. This thread is similar. Everyone will create a character. You can make up as many abilities as you want without restrictions. Ridiculous one's are strongly recommended.
Btw, this thread is supposed to be funny. So don't be TOO serious about conquering everything.
Well anyway. There is this world called RedSoxFan3's Planet and it's ruled by me, RedSoxFan3. I have many wonderful abilities. First of all, I have the power to change any thing in this thread. I call it the Mod Tool Edit ability. Not many people can get this one. Another one of my abilities is fairly useless, but is something that everyone always wants. I can manifest toilet paper after you run out while you are sitting on the Throne. Trust me this ability gets good leverage when you are negotiating over land.
Some more awesome, but impractical abilities that I have are...
Reverse the direction of gravity in a confined area around a woman wearing a skirt.
Shapeshift into a pigeon and crap on your head.
Lay chicken eggs.
"Wow, this is great. I have this entire thread all to myself again." 
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 06, 2004 06:08 PM |
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*re-introducing his character, with an extra twist*
I am Lord Woock. I can control and summon hordes of tiny dancing chickens, make up new powers and disintegrate anyone or anything at any distance over any period of time (as in, it can take me 1/357626484 of a nanosecond to destroy the unverse if I want that). I am also unaffected by anything any other character might possibly or impossibly do.
Lord Woock disintegrates RSF.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 06, 2004 07:21 PM |
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Unfortunately Woock only thought that he disintegrated RSF. However he forgot to make the ability to not be disintegrated and accidentally used his ability on himself. RSF takes Woock's dust and creates a bubble of impenetrable toilet paper that is immune to all of Woock's abilities. There is not way that Woock could ever breakthrough or affect anything outside of his bubble ever again.
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 06, 2004 07:33 PM |
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Woock then modifies his powers so that now he is immune to ANYTHING, even his own attacks.
Then Woock truly disintegrates RSF (the disintegration takes place outside of the barrier only, it does not cross it)
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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pietjebell
Promising
Known Hero
positive
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posted February 06, 2004 10:59 PM |
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pietjebell says:
"tsktsk"
Again
And
twists & shouts
LOL
new ability;
Sort of magic mirror thingy which magically mirorrs every attack, disintigration or whatever spell or attack is being cast or trown upon him.. 
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BOOT: what U give yur computer to start
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 09, 2004 11:36 PM |
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Shadowcaster forms a plan. He gives himself immunity from all other powers (except for, of course, RSF's editing power), then sits in a recliner and watches a Rugrats marathon on TV while ignoring the war raging around him.
NOTE: Immunity also includes immunity from nullifying immunities.
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>_>
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 10, 2004 02:45 AM |
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Deimos freezes everything around Shadowcaster.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted February 10, 2004 03:51 AM |
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Then the ground turns black. A huge crater appears in the ground. A eerie red light glows out of the hole. Dingo Flys out of the hole.
Dingo: muhahahah Prepare to Die!
Out of the Crater crawl a horde of Dark Spamlings, followed by lots of Dark SPAM skeletons.
Powers: I am Dingo Demi-God of Dark SPAM. I am undead and therefore I cannot die. I can animate Dark SPAM creatures, raise the dead and summon Dark Spamlings. Anything or anybody that I raise from the dead I control. I also have the hands of Death, which if I slap you will kill you.
Dark SPAM Creatures:
Dark Spamling: A small creature, about the size of a dog. Only Dark SPAM Creature that can be summoned. Dark Spamling can crawl up anything, has poisonous claws, regenerates in anything Dark(like a shadow or at night), and slowly dies in the sunlight.
Dark SPAM Skeleton: Can be raised from a normal corpse. Dark SPAM skeleton quite powerful but slow.
Dark SPAM Ghost: Can be raised from any corpse. Extremely fast, flys, can possess people for a few minutes, can turn invisible
Dark Spammer: Can be raised from a corpse that was once powerful. Immune to magic, Regenerates in anything Dark, quickly dies in the sunlight, can summon Dark Spamlings, very powerful, moderate speed, can teleport.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 10, 2004 04:05 AM |
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Deimos burns Dingo up.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted February 10, 2004 04:21 AM |
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The fire doens't affect Dingo since he is undead. There is a fire one his bones but it doesn't do anything. Dingos Horde of Dark Spamlings attack Deimos.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 10, 2004 07:27 AM |
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Shadowcaster gives himself very strong telekenesis and breaks out of the ice. He then turns himself into a powerful sorcerer and continues watching the marathon, this time forming a psychic barrier around him and his precious machine. He turns the volume way up to annoy the others.
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>_>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 10, 2004 09:36 AM |
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OOC
Quote:
The fire doens't affect Dingo since he is undead
Actually, the only thing undeads truly dread is fire.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 10, 2004 04:23 PM |
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OOC: Woock, you are taking this whole conquering the world thing to seriously. If you get anymore serious, you will be off-topic.
RSF: Haha. If you say OOC before you say something, they think it's really out of character.
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Go Red Sox!
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 10, 2004 04:53 PM |
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can I just start fighting please?
run's away from everyone shooting light action crossbow with poision contrate light bolts taking no stop of action.
I hope thereare no time stoppers.
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What are you up to
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted February 11, 2004 04:23 AM |
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I concured the cartoon network,got bored so I have returned to stomp on all of you Quasi- god like wannabe's. I turn into Bill Cosby and change your atmosphere into jello pudding ( butterscotch of course ). Then I turn loose all of the preschool children on this world and they devour it, and all of you along with it. Then I recreate it into a big Chuck e. Cheeses. and become all powerful., I win !!!!!!!!!
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 11, 2004 09:37 AM |
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Dragon Slayer nukes the cartoon network. Then using his new powers he summons a big frog who eats woock and everyone else.
I RULE THE WORLD!!!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 11, 2004 09:54 AM |
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Shadowcaster decides to make his barrier soundproof.
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>_>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 11, 2004 11:57 AM |
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Woock disintegrates the frog.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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