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DagothGares
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posted July 14, 2008 09:07 PM |
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CoC would ban him, if it was ever found out that he really had a triple account ( @ mvass) (this would be an exception)
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Elvin
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posted July 14, 2008 09:09 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 21:10, 14 Jul 2008.
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Come on you actually believe mvass is the UltimateMale?
Edit: Lol I'm following on pandora's footsteps 
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DagothGares
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posted July 14, 2008 09:11 PM |
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i find it extremely hard to believe, but like TheDeath said: The schizophrenic discussion between themselves seems artificial. And i thought that Deimos also had a different ip. (or am I hallucinating?)
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mvassilev
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posted July 14, 2008 11:15 PM |
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I said that this "acting" with "opponent" was "artificial" so to speak
Well, one can only act to a limited extent. When you know the truth, some of it is bound to look artifical.
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The real TUM usually dismissed or ignored arguments and instead thought of more creative ways to warp the usernames of his victims...
MightyCharlatan here is the perfect example of a Male Cybergeek pretending to be a Female Cybergeek pretending to be a Male Cybergeek. Why else would he be so obsessed with TheUltimateMale? Don't bother putting on your robe and wizard hat.
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Yeah well if he really is TUM why he doesn't use that account?
Perhaps I don't want to take the time to log out and log in again?
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I was saying that if mvass = TUM then why doesn't he log in as TUM to be free of the 20 post-limit?
Why would I dazzle the rest of HC with my brilliant radiance?
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CoC would ban him, if it was ever found out that he really had a triple account
One does not ban TheUltimateMale.
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Come on you actually believe mvass is the UltimateMale?
It's hard to believe, Elfail, but I am indeed TUM. Just remember...
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Elvin
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posted July 14, 2008 11:32 PM |
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Well I want to bask in the glory of your stunning aura, please show me the true path! I have read this thread from the very beginning and I understand that maybe it's not too late for me.
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phoenixreborn
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posted July 15, 2008 01:55 AM |
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maybe it's not too late for me.
pfftt.
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Elvin
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posted July 15, 2008 02:09 AM |
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You are ruining my act, shoo
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The_Gootch
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posted July 15, 2008 08:09 PM |
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Your pretending to be TUM, MVass, kind of reminds me of the way the natives tried to sacrifice that hot blond to summon King Kong.
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mvassilev
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posted July 15, 2008 08:13 PM |
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You are ruining my act
Elfail, my advice to you is to drop the act. You're not going to fool me into thinking that you're an Elven maiden anyway, so why try?
Le_Coochie: I don't know why you doubt my identity, but I can assure you of one thing: TheUltimateMale has far more hot blondes than King Kong ever had. And there's a reason for that.
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Elvin
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posted July 15, 2008 09:01 PM |
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Tis no act nor did I pretend to be an elven maiden. How could you misunderstand me so?
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Asheera
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posted July 15, 2008 10:26 PM |
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@mvassTUMilev: how about you reply with TUM so that we won't doubt your identity anymore?
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Cyborg_Sid
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posted July 16, 2008 10:33 PM |
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Overcoming Cybergeekdom ???
Why should we do that ?
Who writes tripe like this ? TUM ? What does that stand for ? Terribly Under Mature ?
Dearest CYBERGEEKS,
It is time to come back to the good side, the side of CYBERGEEKDOM. This guy that cleam to be Terribly Under Mature, this Mvissled, is a phoney.µ
So now, pack your laptops and clean your webcams, cause time has come that we must prove that it's not dinging your dong but wizzing you wit that is the key to win a woman's hart.
Your pick CYBERPIMPS, but if you will pick the wrong side if you pick Terribly Under Mature. Come back to the good side. Come back to the GEEK side.
May the GEEK be with you...
And remember...
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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Cyborg_Sid
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posted July 16, 2008 11:34 PM |
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Cyborg presents...
The Cyborg's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom.
First and Foremost, before you try to read this post and ram it in your tiny brains, there is one rule all of you must understand;
If you have found your way to this corner of the Horrid Thread and you are reading this post, then you are a indeed a CYBERPIMP or a sympathisant.
Now, some of you will try to convince yourselves otherwise, but spare you the difficulty, as your neighbours will start complaining about the noise your brains will make. Not that I haven't expected your mundane reaction, since denial is a the most prevalent indicator of the disease that currently afflicts you. Armed with merely a Keyboard and 9999 litres of Red Bull, there is still help for you, as Cyborg_Cid is send by the Great ULTIMATE GEEK (whose name shall not be revealed, you eyes will start bleeding at the complexity of his name) and I shall provide you a pathway for you to follow and proving to you that Dinging your Dong is less effective than wizzling Wit, enabling hopes of rejoining the rest of the world in what usually is called internet activty. (in case you missed it, that that thingy that allows you to try reading this horribly difficult post)
Wait, let me guess: You do not believe that I can help you? You think that there is nothing that can be done to salvage your insignificant sinfull existence? Doubt no more, for it is with extreme confidence that I tell you I can change your way of life if you are willing to follow my simple instructions.
Just think about it for a moment. What are your plans for overcoming Cyberpimping? Allow me to ease you pain by guessing (I must say that I'm excessively against self-torture and that includes your lot struggling to think). You are waiting for Morpheus to appear at your front door to take you away from those cruel Agents, so you can develop your hidden (and virtually unexisting) talents in the Matrix? Or perhaps you are still playing Dingdongdead in hopes that your customer starts pitying you, so he leads that rag-tag rebel force to interplanetary orgasms? Calculating those chances are, even with Red Pills and Anti-Viagra included, NIL. However, if you pay close attention (if you IQ allows it) to my posts in this self-help thread, then you will drastically improve your chances of making the successful warping from "Cybersnow" to "We Want More!" in a relatively short period of time.
Honesty is the most important factor in making this warping, since it is imperative that you start using your brain in a semi-intelligent way (in case you didn't know, ALL of you have a brain, so I won't accept any excuses, except from Terribly Under Mature) with yourself at all times when following my advice step-by-step and applying MY techniques (otherwise you become a n00btard, with is a really bad idea). To demonstrate my Siriousness, I will be honest and to-the-point with you and share a little known secret about myself. Cyborg Sid was once a follower of Terribly Under Mature just like you. Yes, yes, it is true. It is something that I am not proud to admit, but who better to help you lose your vulgarity than someone who has been in your incredibly out-of-style, pink fluffy thongs, right? I will help you learn from your mistakes you are ought to make), but because I have been there myself, I can also help you to avoid making the same mistakes that I did (tocnsequences are dire!!). Together, we can venture out from beyond the Red Tinted Glass of your Windows and take those first steps back into the Internet.
Just a few sidenotes before I end this introductory post:
Harlots: Please wearing these way-too-tiny bikinis. I understand that males such as myself do hardly can wait (hardly being the correct word here), but please try to dress yourselves properly. No red thoughs, when you bottom is full with cellulitis and no monokini when you are over forty-five. Not that I care, we cannot afford each male to die of extreme shock. Dress like a lady, behave like a lady, graciously and corteously, which in most cases is correct to masque your common imperfections of your bodies. If you do this, and show interest in what a Man braggs about (lie about his weener's size if you have to). As far as requests for photos of Cyborg Sid, I will be posting before and after pics of myself here shortly to show you that my system does indeed produce unbelievable results. So please just keep your dildo's on for the time being, as good things will come to those who wait.
Pimps: At the moment, I am a little to busy to deal with you on an individual case-by-case basis. My recommendation to you is to follow my general instructions as closely as possible. This advice is totally free and an opportunity that you should not pass up (not that I would allow that anyway). So instead of wasting precious time listening to your customers screaming, to learn Pimpish or attempting to decipher the ancient and incredibly difficult runes which can be found in this post (also known as letters), I recommend you focus 100% on what you will learn here.
Male Cyberperverts Pretending To Be Female CyberParis Hiltons: I will not, I repeat, I will not buy you pink thongs or leather hand-cuffs, tie you up with to you lap-dance poll, shave your intestines and dark ways, and force you to take that little girl for you! You really need help (professional help, unlike this 24 page-long tripe), perhaps even more help than I can possibly provide you. So go take a cold shower, put on some normal clothing, stand in front of a mirror and repeat the following one hundred times: "I am not an object of lust, my name is (insert real name here, not DonkeyDonged Jack or Courney Love-Cox)."
Everyone, I truly look forward to our quest, along with its many trials and tribulations. Coming soon...The Cyborg's Guide To Charm Women: How To Answer Every Question Intelligently (Cyberpimp Edition). May the GEEKS be with you and remember...
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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TheDeath
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posted July 16, 2008 11:36 PM |
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Hey Cyborg_Sid you don't happen to be a second account, would you? (you can HCM me I'm on your side  I won't spoil the secret)
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Cyborg_Sid
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posted July 16, 2008 11:43 PM |
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Cyborg Says
Flasheera wrote
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@mvassTUMilev: how about you reply with TUM so that we won't doubt your identity anymore?
Intellingent Remark, Cybergall. But the fact that the Moderators don't support Mvissled is a virtual guarantee that Mvissled is not Terribly Undermature. Still ,since you manage to produce something that requires intelligence, one Geek point to Flasheera.
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Tis no act nor did I pretend to be an elven maiden. How could you misunderstand me so?
That is wrong, really, really wrong mon ami. You are the worst kind of Cyberpimp; the Crosscyber. Fantasising about breats and fancy dresses in nice, unless you wish to have them youself. Really, really wrong. But it will be challenge! I advance, you'll get a Geekpoint penalty.
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DagothGares
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posted July 16, 2008 11:45 PM |
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I'm with this guy. To hell with TUM! (Not really, since he is hilarious at times, but this guy isn't as ARROGANT as TUM.
But, I wonder, did Mvass forgot to take his meds, again? Ow, well, I'm still following this guy.
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Cyborg_Sid
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posted July 16, 2008 11:49 PM |
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Sick_Breath wrote
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Hey Cyborg_Sid you don't happen to be a second account, would you? (you can HCM me I'm on your side I won't spoil the secret)
Who I am, is mine and mine concern only. Only know this: I am Terribly Under Mature's Nemesis. That's all you need to know. (we don't want any tiny brains to burst, won't we ?)
Anyway, what you is think is INCORRECT my... companion. I am an all mechanical, Red Bull Devouring and Pimp Hating Cyborg, sent by THE ULTIMATE CYBERGEEK !
now the question is WHAT ARE YOU ?? are you pimp or geek.
Think about it CYBERPIMP, and memorise this: it will take a long time before you reach my level. As we are speaking about a 100.000 people are waiting outside my abode, simply to touch my brain only.
Now what about you CYBERPIMP ?
May the GEEKS be with you and remember...
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Lexxan
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posted July 16, 2008 11:57 PM |
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Terribly Under Mature
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As we are speaking about a 100.000 people are waiting outside my abode, simply to touch my brain only.
lol 
Damn', I love this guy
Maybe he can do my Cyberprofile instead, if it pleases him
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Cepheus
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posted July 17, 2008 12:00 AM |
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Wow, a professional typo-laden, gramatically erroneous imitation act! *applauds the Cyborg*
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 17, 2008 12:12 AM |
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<*shreaking with laughter*>
Can't... breathe... great Sarcasm
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