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DagothGares
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posted July 17, 2008 12:15 AM |
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Be careful, lex. He may be really funny, but it would be way more enjoyable, if you would criticise him! I somehow get the idea that there won't be as much lucrative feedback to this guy, since there are less machos hanging about, here.
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Cyborg_Sid
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Machina-ex-Deus and CYBERGEEK
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posted July 17, 2008 12:28 AM |
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Cyborg sees
Stiffeus wrote
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Wow, a professional typo-laden, gramatically erroneous imitation act! *applauds the Cyborg*
Cyborg says:
A realistic and understandably error if you try to translate 1337 to so called "Mundane Language". Geekpoint penalty for not knowing that, Stiffy.
Dislexxan wrote
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<*shreaking with laughter*>
Can't... breathe... great Sarcasm 
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Poor bloke. Suffers from mundanity and Labrador Behaviour. Please, Stiffeus will not be the one that will find a wife for you, YOU will. So, great Cybertard: GEEKPOINT PENALTY.
Maggot-Flares wrote
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Be careful, lex. He may be really funny, but it would be way more enjoyable, if you would criticise him! I somehow get the idea that there won't be as much lucrative feedback to this guy, since there are less machos hanging about, here.
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Yes, My amazing intellect sence something here. I think it's @ F!r$7 $!6|/| 0£ !|/|73l!63|/|C3 which translates as "a first sign of Intelligence" in Cyberspeak. Anyway, good job Cyberinitiate Maggot. You gain a GEEKPOINT.
That's all for today Cyberpimplets, May the GEEKS be with you and...
Don't hate me because I'm intelligent.
Just remember... (requires brain activity, so I don't expect you to do so)
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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Cepheus
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Far-flung Keeper
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posted July 17, 2008 12:30 AM |
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Please, Stiffeus will not be the one that will find a wife for you, YOU will.
*LOL* 
This sentence alone deserves a standing ovation
(Stiffeus though? You coulda done better)
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mvassilev
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posted July 17, 2008 12:38 AM |
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Vyborg_Squid, you while your "secret" idea of connecting all of the Cybergeeks' brains to the "Central Core" is certainly interesting, you overlooked two important facts:
1. That TheUltimateMale is watching, and
2. The Central Core is the toilet.
But, young Squid, you may yet be redeemed. Cybergeekdom is certainly resilient, but is no match for God's Gift to Women. So follow the right path, and remember...
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akstylish
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posted July 17, 2008 12:49 AM |
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Off-topic, but what's Namus?
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 17, 2008 06:05 AM |
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Yes, My amazing intellect sence something here. I think it's @ F!r$7 $!6|/| 0£ !|/|73l!63|/|C3 which translates as "a first sign of Intelligence" in Cyberspeak.
Oh yes. You claim yourself to be a geek master or something and intelligent when even you know that @ would translate to be "at" and not a. So that lesson is gone out the window. Please share anything else that you have. 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 17, 2008 06:54 AM |
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Cyborg_Sid, nice to see someone ruffle Mvass's feathers. Just like TheUltimateGeek did to the REAL TUM...about four years ago.
edit: I especially love the eighth post down on the fourth page of that thread. Can anyone say irony?
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted July 17, 2008 02:48 PM |
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Oh yes. You claim yourself to be a geek master or something and intelligent when even you know that @ would translate to be "at" and not a. So that lesson is gone out the window. Please share anything else that you have.
Exactly, 'A' is translated with 4, not with @, lol
What a cyber geek
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Asheera
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posted July 17, 2008 02:56 PM |
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I'm sure he'll come with a weird excuse for that and you'll get a geekpoint penalty.
He's just TUM pretending to be a geek it seems... doesn't work
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Cepheus
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Far-flung Keeper
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posted July 17, 2008 03:01 PM |
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Any cyborg who derives fun from transforming names into supremely well-veiled foibles which rhyme with the original name has way too much time on his hands
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 17, 2008 03:14 PM |
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I second that
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted July 17, 2008 03:22 PM |
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I still wonder where he got the part that I pretend to be an elven maiden. Undeserved penalty imo, the chances are that I will totally lose my sleep over something so insignificant 
Sid happens I suppose.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 17, 2008 03:39 PM |
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I guess he liked to penalise mods...
I bet he's Trogdor.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
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posted July 17, 2008 03:41 PM |
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Trogdor? I've actually never seen a LONG post by trogdor...
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 17, 2008 03:44 PM |
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True
but he might have copy-pasted TUM's masterpost and tweaked it.
I don't think it's that much efford.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 17, 2008 05:04 PM |
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Trogdor? I've actually never seen a LONG post by trogdor...
I have. Well it did get a QP. Yes, Trogdor has got 1 QP before.
He has made a few long posts come to think of it. Most are in the OSM.
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Cyborg_Sid
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Machina-ex-Deus and CYBERGEEK
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posted July 17, 2008 06:06 PM |
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Now throw away the condoms and cool the beer
...cause Cyborg Sid is here!
Whoa-Pimpoa, what do we have here ? Dearest CYBERNOOBS, you are questioning my Geekness ? (Remarkable, I'm astounded that you that are able to give any input, that ins't sexually laden.)
Gillian wrote:
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Oh yes. You claim yourself to be a geek master or something and intelligent when even you know that @ would translate to be "at" and not a. So that lesson is gone out the window. Please share anything else that you have.
Dearest Gillian,
Who are to tell me what and what not I can use a Cyberspeak. You forgot that I come from the plane of CYBERGEEKDOM, and that the rules are different there. Bad n00b, you are diminished to CYBERLACKEY, so now you prepare my Diesel100-Red Bull cocktails. Oh, and a GEEKPOINT PENALTY!
Flasheera wrote
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I'm sure he'll come with a weird excuse for that and you'll get a geekpoint penalty.
Indeed Flasheera, good thinking. a GEEKPOINT to you.
He's just TUM pretending to be a geek it seems... doesn't work
Don't make me laugh. I'm intelligent lassie, not a wit and brain lacking tripod. And I don't need to pretend, gal, I am THE CYBERGEEK (expect my creator, Mr Geeks), but you are a CYBERFOOL.
GEEKPOINT PENALTY for this.
Stiffeus wrote:
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(Stiffeus though? You coulda done better)
Noted ,CYBERTARD. You'll be called BeenGayus from now on.
BeenGayus wrote
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Any cyborg who derives fun from transforming names into supremely well-veiled foibles which rhyme with the original name has way too much time on his hands
Not as worse as a plucked chicken that corrects the Cyborg's posts.
GEEKPOINT penalty btw.
Dyslexxan wrote:
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I second that
Indeed, mon frère. We all know what a usefull and thrilling holiday you have had untill now.
GEEKPOINT penalty
I'll take care of Mvissled now.
Untill then:
May the GEEKS be with you
and...
Don't hate because I'm more intelligent.
Remember - always remember...
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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TheDeath
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posted July 17, 2008 06:15 PM |
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Ok so then, Cyborg_Sid, what experience do you have with HAXXORS?
What does the bswap x86 instruction do?
What's a qsort algorithm?
don't get me started, these are the simplest noobish basic ones trust me
That's for calling me a cyberpimp. I'M THE TRUE HAXXOR AROUND HERE 
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted July 17, 2008 06:16 PM |
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Gillian wrote:
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Oh yes. You claim yourself to be a geek master or something and intelligent when even you know that @ would translate to be "at" and not a. So that lesson is gone out the window. Please share anything else that you have.
Dearest Gillian,
Who are to tell me what and what not I can use a Cyberspeak. You forgot that I come from the plane of CYBERGEEKDOM, and that the rules are different there. Bad n00b, you are diminished to CYBERLACKEY, so now you prepare my Diesel100-Red Bull cocktails. Oh, and a GEEKPOINT PENALTY!
For claiming to be intelligent, you appear to show none of it whatsoever. I know the rules of cybergeekdom and I must say that you are probable the one person that I would NOT listen to and seek advice from. Mainly because your advice is probably as helpful as me getting Windows Vista. That is not helpful at all and that system sucks.
And wouldn't a geekpoint penalty be stupid to be given from you? Aren't you trying to get people to become cybergeeks? If you give them a penalty then wouldn't that make them less of a geek which is the opposite of what you're trying (I think) to achieve?
Bring on all the geekpoint penalties you want, at least it makes me less of a geek which is what TUM tries to do. 
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted July 17, 2008 06:18 PM |
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Chill william, you miss the whole point  He is not here to give penalties, he is here to challenge mvassilev's authority.
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