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AMtwis
Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted December 18, 2004 09:38 PM |
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Consis! Nice to see you again! And you hav a shop now as well! Man, you're growing every day 
Do you have any good Necromancy Ingredients? I would need some, but I can't tell you what unless I know you have them...
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Korejora
Promising
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posted December 18, 2004 10:57 PM |
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Hey, do you know where I could get a... *looks around, leans in to whisper* ...cure to a genuine werewolf bite? Quiet, though, my friend's kinda embarrasssed about it...
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted December 19, 2004 05:25 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 19 Dec 2004
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Expert Advice
**reaches under the front counter and slaps a ten-page brochure down**...
"AMtwis, good to see you again! How are the fresh graves going in your neck of the woods? Are the headstones still leaning toward democracy? **chuckles** Anyway here's what you need right here. This is a pamphlet of introductory spell components for Necromancy101. Everything you need to begin a learner's degree in necromantic incantations is right here. But you'll still need to purchase the Manual of the Dead(starting material for all aspiring necromancy students) and pay a small fee to the A.A.A.N.(allied association of apprentice necromancers). So simply pay your dues(3 golds/moon cycle) and fork over 15 golds for the book.
The ingredients in the pamphlet are fairly common, ranging from freshly dug earthen soil(from a grave) to dried needle vines."
**begins to giggle while continuing on to the next customer**...
"Korejora, you fool! Hahaha such is the price for tempting the fates of the dead! Now it isn't my place to say but I do have an alternative for your **cough** condition. You could try to hunt down and kill the werewolf that infected you, however, most werewolves who've given the bite of immortality usually decide it's time to find a tropical deserted island somewhere near the equator. I think they like the feel of the sand under their paws during a full moon. Anyway as I was saying, you might as well accept that you are a werewolf now and bite someone else and then head to your own tropical island to run free on the beach.....or....you could try to infect yourself with a different curse. You see, curses don't mix. Consecutive coinciding curses will cancel each other out. So if you become a werewolf but then decide you'd rather be a vampire, and then get bitten by it, you'll then lose your werewolf lycanthropy and gain a new curse having been rid of the old one."
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 21, 2004 10:32 AM |
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A death manual do fine.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 21, 2004 12:50 PM |
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I still want that picture!
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted December 21, 2004 04:49 PM |
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TheRealDeal
"I see you've noticed my avoiding your request. I can see that you are determined to have this hand-held painting. But you must understand something like this comes at a very high price and beyond that there is still a very disturbing and horrifying curse that you'd be welcoming on your person."
**without flinching...looks at TheRealDeal straight in the eyes with a glare of serious intent**...
"The question is, are you willing to pay the price for this kind of trinket? Remember the curse lad, remember the curse!"
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted January 04, 2005 10:04 PM |
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I've heard of the this Curse, my dear Consis. I'll give it to a Warlock who betrayed my family... The Picture shall slay him!
And i have the money for it.. Name your price.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 05, 2005 07:55 AM |
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Consis, I am planning on raising the dead for a living. Do you have anything of any use?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted January 06, 2005 04:30 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 6 Jan 2005
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**Nods Head to Trogdor**
"Here's what you need right here. This is a pamphlet of introductory spell components for Necromancy101. Everything you need to begin a learner's degree in necromantic incantations is right here. But you'll still need to purchase the Manual of the Dead(starting material for all aspiring necromancy students) and pay a small fee to the A.A.A.N.(allied association of apprentice necromancers). Simply pay your dues(3 golds/moon cycle) and fork over 15 golds for the book."
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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