I noticed I never posted Round 5 contest results, so here they are.
RSF successfully defends Mink's Jolly Good Adventure from Woock.
RSF successfully steals Tossers Tavern from Woock.
Dingo successfully steals Chill Out from Asmodean.
Woock vs RSF - Mink's Contest
The most bizarre ending to Mink's Jolly Good Adventure.
Woock's entry: (5 votes)
Quote:
When the King of Minks sent the letter to the Truntles, they came.
But instead of helping the Minks, they started to dismantle the Minks' huts. Shortly, a few of the huts were no more and the Truntles started building an arena in the middle of the village!
Then Grink and Bork were given a large trout each. 'Enter the arena' one of the Truntles spake unto Grink and Bork.
When they entered, they were told to fight fairly. And so, the fight began.
Grink was rather confused with the whole situation, but then Bork slapped him in the eyes with the trout, and realization dawned.
When Bork was releasing the next blow, Grink caught the trout with his beak and pulled it out of Bork's tongue, and then swallowed it. Then he grinned at the Fruit Monster, who grabbed Grink's legs with his tongue and started begging for mercy.
Grink has won and all were rejoicing!
Except for Bork of course.
RSF's Entry: (7 votes)
Quote:
"Everyone needs a break in the midst of battle," thought the mage as he looked upon the fruit monsters and minks. And he cast a polymorph spell upon them all turning them into squirrels.
The former soldiers could now distinguish no difference between ally and foe. What was once an organized battle of two sides had become a chaotic free for all of canabolism. The squirrels devoured each other until one was left.
"Congratulations," said the mage. "You are the chosen one meant to lead my people. Now please come with AHHHHHHH!" The squirrel leaped onto the mage's face and was gnawing on his eyeball. The squirrel chewed and scratched all the way into the mage's skull until only its tail could be seen. The mage collapsed to the ground blood splattering everywhere. The polymorph spell subsided and the squirrels returned to their original form. Corpses of minks and fruit monsters were strewn everywhere.
The head of the mage was holding the last living being on the battlefield. It was quickly morphing, growing larger. Pressure began to build as the squirrel grew in size and it began to sufficate until finally the head exploded and the squirrel finally returned to its original form. The King of the Minks smiled with glee as he stood over the body of the mage in satisfaction and gaze about at all that had died. He rubbed his stomach and smiled devilishly.
"Mmm! They look tasty!" he said as he sprawled onto the nearest body.
Woock vs RSF - Tossing Contest
RSF:
Quote:
Hey Woock.
Your mom goes to college.
So Screw You!
SCREW YOU LORD WOOCK!!!!
Woock:
Quote:
Says his grandmother's son
Let's start over when you can tell a toss from a VW catchphrase
RSF:
Quote:
Yeah take a look at one of Woock's recent posts.
I probably **** more interesting things than that crap. No pun intended. Look this recent **** I took looks like Lord Woock.
Woock:
Quote:
What the? You ate Pinokio? What, are you a woodpecker or something?
Let's start over when you learn the difference between a toss and a poo joke.
RSF:
Quote:
You started every toss of yours so far with Let's start over when...
Figures that you formulize all your tosses. You weren't meant to win this Tossing War anyway. Look at your where you're from. Poland. Your country has a history of being pwned.
Woock:
Quote:
While yours has a history of being hated. No wonder. Who can possibly respect someone who throws perfectly good tea into the sea just like that?
RSF 5 votes, Woock 4 votes.
Dingo vs Asmodean - Chill Out
Find the a pic of the angriest person you can find and tell him to chill out.
RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 04, 2005 07:07 PM
Okay I'm going to announce a Contest that will take place during Round 15.
The Slum Lords Tournament:
Entry Fee: 3 threads
Upon entering, you may choose 2 threads that haven't been already chosen. These threads cannot have more than 50 posts, cannot have any number of QPs, and cannot be sticky threads. These threads will be added to those threads submitted as entry fees.
Winner takes all. Runner-up keeps his or her entry fee and each thread he or she chose upon entering the tournament.
Our first tournament will take place during Round 10.
Entry Fee: Free
Upon entering, you may choose an unclaimed thread, not in the Top Ten.
Winner takes all. Runner-up keep the thread she chose upon entering the tournament.
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Go Red Sox!
T_A_K_Satyros
Adventuring Hero
Lawful Good - White Magic User
posted February 04, 2005 11:27 PM
This tournament will begin no earlier than the 10th round so we have time to sign in or we must do this now?And I more question can you plz tell what threads do I own since I joined the game (3rd round) cause i'm a little bit confused.We can discuss about polishing the tournaments (the future tournamentsnot the tenth round one)
Thanks
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Valor-Honor-Virtue-Loyalty Will fight and fall for friends
gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted February 05, 2005 03:08 AM
Man, things have changed so fast... Can someone please explain this whole mess to me?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 05, 2005 03:48 AM
All the rules are going to remain the same. However I decided to spice things up by having a tournament.
The game will run just as normal, except that we will have a tournament every 5 rounds. The rules for the tournament is right there. Simply pay the entry fee. It will either be free to enter or you will have to pay a certain number of threads or threads with certain specifications. Winner takes all the threads. Runner up gets to keep his entry fee.
Don't sign up now. Sign up in the round when it takes place. I've posted rules in the first post. Read them and you'll be fine.
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Go Red Sox!
T_A_K_Satyros
Adventuring Hero
Lawful Good - White Magic User
posted February 05, 2005 11:48 AM
Quote:All the threads that everyone owns is in the first post of this thread along with rules and everything.
RSF Really smooth work!
And as for the tournament fee-I was wondering in later tournamentes where most of the players have a respective number of threads the fee can be 5 or more plus some bonus (discussable)
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 06, 2005 05:59 PM
I had talked with Gorman and he was supposed to post his contest idea and organize it, but he never posted it. I'm disappointed that no one is willing to simply come up with any random contest and make a thread as a poll. It's the easiest thing to do in the world.
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Go Red Sox!
gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted February 07, 2005 07:08 AM
Sorry, I told ya to remind me! I want DS and RSF to write the funniest love letters possible and direct them to me, since I won't really care if they're written to me. Just makes it funnier. I'll post them in VW when I recieve them from our contestents. Thanks for your cooperation.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
T_A_K_Satyros
Adventuring Hero
Lawful Good - White Magic User
posted February 07, 2005 12:02 PM
I want "Poetry,peotry,poetry" for Round 8
I can host some challenges after the 14th of this month -When my semester ends- although I think its better if a more "decorated" hero () could do that.
-Thanks
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 07, 2005 01:12 PM
Quote:
I want "Poetry,peotry,poetry" for Round 8
I can host some challenges after the 14th of this month -When my semester ends- although I think its better if a more "decorated" hero () could do that.
-Thanks
Don't be a scared little n00b. Step up and be a man.
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Go Red Sox!
T_A_K_Satyros
Adventuring Hero
Lawful Good - White Magic User
posted February 07, 2005 09:13 PM
Wait a sec.. I said that only because a more experienced guy can come up with more ideas which have to do with previous threads in HC (tossing,chill out pic, the mink story etc - I didnt knew still dont in some what was those , not to mention I dont know how to put a pic in my messages).Besides I have to study a little
P.S. I'm not a nOOb, I'm a category below nOObs!
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Valor-Honor-Virtue-Loyalty Will fight and fall for friends
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posted February 04, 2005 05:14 PM
Wait a sec.. I said that only because a more experienced guy can come up with more ideas which have to do with previous threads in HC (tossing,chill out pic, the mink story etc - I didnt knew still dont in some what was those , not to mention I dont know how to put a pic in my messages).Besides I have to study a little 
