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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 24, 2014 11:05 PM |
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Aww 
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 24, 2014 11:13 PM |
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blizzardboy said:
I had a sad dream the other night. I was hanging out with this all-black kitten, and I picked him up and I see this giant millipede beneath him. For some reason, when I saw the millepede, I took it to mean that the cat was going to die a slow and painful death, so I smashed the kitten's skull with my fist. It didn't die right away and it was laying there twitching with this panicked look in its eye and blood coming out of the side of its head. Then it occurred to me that the kitten wasn't going to die in the first place. I said "I'm sorry baby" and I smashed its head again and its pupils dilated. Then I woke up. 
I'm trying to estimate which one means you're a serial killer, more likely; if you had made that up or if you had really dreamt it.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 24, 2014 11:27 PM |
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I dreamt it.
It was probably from watching this one Simpson's episode before bed. Bart was told to strangle his dog when it didn't listen in order to train it, and he felt bad about doing it. I also was browsing through a book on insects earlier that day or the previous day.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 07, 2014 06:22 PM |
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Ok, so I've had a dream which was kind of divided into chapters (at least it was as I dreamt it).
Chapter 1
It's a cold, rainy day and I am sitting on a bus station. People around me are grumpy, grim looking; basically it was as if I was in London (j/k).
Anyway, the bus is late and I can't sit there idly anymore, so I stand up and walk away. The rain seems to stop for a moment and I run into a nearby cafe before it starts again. The place is crowded; there is no place for me to sit and order something.
Meanwhile a girl is being chased by a rabid dog. Seeing that nobody will go outside and help her, I rush outside despite not having any knoweledge of handling animals like this. The dog runs up to me and I kick it and knock it off balance somehow. It falls on the concrete and I put my foot on its head to prevent it from getting up. The dog tries to bite me, but I hold it on the ground firmly. Moments later a dogcatcher arrives at the scene and takes the dog away, but not before warning me not to do this again.
The girl approaches and thanks me for saving her. She then leaves and gets on the bus which has now arrived.
Chapter 2
In this one I find myself in a police station talking to an officer. He tells me something about a city in the south recieving an alarming number of murders in the couple of past weeks. I listen to him and nod, then proceed sitting on the bench. I hear a chilling scream from the outside and a bloodied man runs into the station. He is completely covered in blood, parts of his skin are missing and some of his fingers are cut off. The officers run up to him and they take him to the hospital.
After a few minutes, I decide to see what happened outside and go for the door. As it swings oped, a bright, red light washes me and everything goes black.
Chapter 3
I am walking down the street in a warm summer evening. There's a street fair going on and there are a lot of children running about. I buy some popcorn and continue my walk.
This chapter is all about meeting my classmates and high school professors and nothing very interesting happens.
Chapter 4
I find myself in a blank, white room with nothing but a single door there. I come closer and inspect the door only to find out that they're out of pure steel and that I can't break through.
The room then starts filling up with a green substance and I quickly loose hope that I'll get out of there alive. However, the door opens and I see the girl who I've saved from the dog in the first chapter. She urges me to come with her and gives me a gun.
Then I wake up.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 07, 2014 07:51 PM |
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pretty interesting dreams, noobx.
since i just woke up, i can tell mine.
there are bits of the dream that do not coincide with the bulk of it(like racing a ferrari on railroad tracks, finding a dirt road off of the tracks so i can get away from oncoming trains, as soon as we get on the dirt road, i make a joke about "them duke boys are at it again", to a passenger next to me. then speeding along, directly into oncoming 4-wheelers that are involved in some kind of race against one-another, and coming up on a washout where dirt-road travelers have drowned). that's the only off-bit that i can remember.
anyway, the biggest chunk of the dream that i remember, involved me being in some club. i was sitting down at a row of tables that sat on a concrete platform above whoever entered the club. i was waiting for food, i think. the tables were very small, and it was very crowded. i remember being able to touch the back of the person in front of me, sitting at his own table. so, i'm looking down(at the entrance), and up(after it goes around a corner) at the people who come in. there are skinny, barely dressed models trying to make their debut in this club(trying to get noticed by important people), in the endless line of people coming into the club. i'm looking at people, watching for one group in particular. i guess i was both waiting for food, and waiting for any members of that group to show up, because i had a revolver in my pocket, to kill them. not sure how i was going to kill a group of people with a revolver, but ok.
so, i see what i think are certain members of the group, and others, as well. one guy in particular keeps staring at me like he knows me(although i don't know him, i always remember faces). i flip him off, because i don't like being stared at. he continues to advance in line, until he is past my line of sight. i'm still cramped into this seat, thigh-to-thigh with whoever is sitting next to me(picture a bench seat on a roller coaster). then, that's when the place is taken over, either in a robbery, or a hostage situation.
the guy that i flipped the bird to was part of the large group that drew guns, and started yelling out stuff(i can't remember; orders and their intent, most likely). the guy who i flipped the bird to, comes up next to me, and says, "i want this guy right here. handcuff his right hand to the desk(i'm now sitting in a desk in the same spot, cramped the same, but now there are arm-rests to handcuff me to), and i'm going to cut off his left hand"(the one i flipped him off with).
i put my left hand inside my coat, and grab the revolver. i don't have enough rounds to kill all of them, so i know i have to get to a place that has better cover, so that i can kill whoever immediately threatens my escape. i stand up, pulling out the gun, and act like one of them, with my head down so they can't see my face, waving the gun at hostages(or robbery victims). i make my way over to the exit, and bolt for the door. i make it out as i hear them after me. i open the door, get outside, slam it shut, and then hide right around the corner to the left of the door, as the only way to freedom is a long passageway that will just make it as easy for them to shoot me as fish in a barrel. the first guy opens the door and comes out. i shoot him at near point-blank range in the left ear, into his head. he falls back inside, and the door shuts. i change my position slightly, panning(room-clearing jargon) the door. another guy pops his head out, and boom, into his head. i push his corpse back inside quickly, and shut the door. then i take off, full sprint. i figure, it will take them a second now to muster up the courage to open the door and continue pursuit now.
so, i make it around this building, only to find that it is enclosed in a huge, reinforced glass dome(one that i cannot shoot my way out of). the exit is too far away for now, it leaves me too open, and i have to hide. so i do, under some kind of rock overhang, and one of the gunmen have just now opened a door from inside the building that leads out onto the top of the rock overhang. i make it underneath as quickly as possible, but i think he caught a glimpse of me. he creeps forward to investigate. i can see his shadow(there a floodlamps all around this building), as he makes his way over to the ledge, where i am underneath. when he gets close enough, i pop out and shoot him too. he falls to the left of me(i step aside), and lands on the rock. the others are alerted now by the gunshot, and i have no time to grab his submachine gun(it's strapped to him). i barely make it over a concrete drop-off from the sidewalk leading around to the rock overhang, before the group gets there and discovers the body. i watch as, a couple of feet away, a female runs by me, to join the group. she somehow didn't see me, but another that was close behind her, does. so i shoot her, and now i'm running for the exit to the glass dome at full-tilt, with only a couple of rounds left in my revolver(i didn't have any speed-loaders on me). the group is giving chase, but not opening fire, because some police(or security guard patrolling this weird futuristic mall) head honcho shows up, and is questioning why anyone is inside the dome past open hours(even though the club runs 24 hours a day). i leave them to the authority and his couple of guards(i guess letting their presence be known ISN'T part of the plan?), and make my way out of there, where i board a huge jetliner. i make my way up the stairs, to where i will scan and verify the president with different biometrics(i apparently work for not only the government, but the president himself).
so yeah, after that i woke up.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 07, 2014 08:54 PM |
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Still a better love story than Twilight 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted September 07, 2014 09:16 PM |
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Edited by Minion at 21:29, 07 Sep 2014.
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Y U mention the film that is not to be named? And now that we are at it, I think that word should be among the censored words.
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted September 08, 2014 12:53 PM |
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Totally agree that word is burning my eyes, quick someone please remove it. We shall speak of that film no more 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 08, 2014 03:15 PM |
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You go and watch The Human Centipede, then we shall talk.
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted September 08, 2014 03:25 PM |
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I wouldn't watch that pile of snow if you paid me.
Its probably better than that film that shall not be named though 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 08, 2014 05:01 PM |
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Hahaha, lightweight
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Ghost said:
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted September 08, 2014 05:29 PM |
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Dude please, from what ive seen its about as scary as the carebears and far less thought out. But if thats your idea of entertainment then good for you 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 08, 2014 05:57 PM |
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The first part is a walk through the park.
The second part... Black and white, no talking, gore, the mentally unstable main character who jerks off with sandpaper, and more people!
Watched it in the dorm with a bunch of dudes in a dark room. We laughed our asses off, although I don't think that's what was supposed to happen
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted September 08, 2014 06:58 PM |
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So thats twilight what was the human centipeade like?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 08, 2014 07:20 PM |
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It's full of sparkling vampires!
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 14, 2014 02:42 PM |
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I'm on a hoovering motorcycle, somewhere in a swamp. There's nothing around me except acres and acres of inhospitable, disease filled landscape. I hoover around for some time and end up in a clearing with a bridge that leads across a murky river. Below the bridge floats a wisp. He is circlig around a blue gem/orb. Instead of crossing the bridge, I lower the bike and head on to steal the gem. Somehow I grab it and speed up to avoid getting caught by the wisp. I end up on the other side of the river, but the wisp starts closing in on me. My bike malfunctions and sends me flying across a mountain. When I finally hit the ground on the other side, I get up and into a grey, retro-styled car.
As soon as I lock the doors, the screen flashes and a retry button appears on screen.
I click the button and get thrown back in time to the moment when I landed. This time I run into the store and barricade myself inside. The wisp starts to circle around the building, trying to find a way inside. This lasts for a good amount of my dream, but the wisp eventually gives up and flies away.
When I exit the store, I'm escorted into the same car that I hid inside the first time. The driver takes me to the same bridge as before, only now there isn't a swamp, but a beautiful, grassy field stands in it's place. There are houses here and there, and people roaming around. The car stops and I step outside. I take my Slipknot T-shirt and put it on. For a few minutes I'm walking around, admiring the view, but a scared man runs up to me and begs me to come with him, implying that something big is happening. I scratch my head, and agree seeing that I have nothing to lose.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 16, 2014 11:57 AM |
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3 dreams in a near 24-hour sleeping extravaganza:
in the first one, i became the antichrist.
in the second one, artificially intelligent machines were warring with humanity. humanity rapidly getting wiped out.
in the third one, end of humanity. total annhilation. atom bombs, tidal waves, animals, everything rose up to take out humanity.
the last thing i dreamt before waking up yesterday, was me getting out of my car at a stoplight, going into the intersection, and setting myself on fire to commit suicide.
then today, i read this in the news.
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Herry
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
100% Devil
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posted September 16, 2014 12:04 PM |
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fred79 said:
the last thing i dreamt before waking up yesterday, was me getting out of my car at a stoplight, going into the intersection, and setting myself on fire to commit suicide.
then today, i read this in the news.
You have got to be ****ing me, how in this sick world did this happen?!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 22, 2014 11:14 PM |
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i keep dreaming that i'm crunching up glass in my mouth. i'm always finding glass stuck up in the crevices of my cheeks, under my tongue, around in the corners of my gums, and spitting them out. moving a finger around in there to find the rest. spitting out blood and glass, and lots of it. i never seem to clear my mouth out, i keep searching and spitting, searching and spitting, like my mouth is a broken glass factory or something.
i had completely forgotten that this was a recurring dream, until i had one a couple days ago, and it brought back memories of when i have dreamt this before.
this reminds me of a piece of poem that i wrote a long while back:
my black teeth
chew off the tongue
of caring words and
what’s left is only shards
i wonder if i wrote that after subconsciously remembering that recurring dream? i can't remember, it was too long ago.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 22, 2014 11:26 PM |
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Had the coolest of dreams this morning.
Imagine a world where humanity has spread to a unified space federation. The dream starts with me jumping down from a thirty meter high balcony with a open pike somersault landing in front of a door that opens just as I touch the ground. I slip and stumble a little as I land. I grin and direct my comment to the three people appearing from the other room. "Can't get it right everytime." The woman in the middle, around 40, is the leader of the federation. The two are her escorts. She motions to the side. We head to an alcove right of the door. A very young red headed woman, pretty much identical to LeeLoo from Fifth Element but bright red hair, leaning against the wall joins us. She's my protege. She escaped from a bio-experiments lab during our raid at the said lab and later I stopped her execution. In doing so she became my responsibility. In the alcove the counselor addresses me:
"How is it?" I rip my scarf from around my head and let my long dark hair free. It flows around in the air before settling down. I'm her personal agent. The lady behind all the operations too sensitive or blacklisted to be sanctified federation missions.
"Never liked these." She dismisses her guards and as they leave I shoot a glance at my protege. She looks back asking "And why not?" with her eyes. I answer with a firm "NO."-look that leaves no room for debate. She slumps off disappointed.
"Not much worse than we thought. Doable." I smile at her. "No need to worry. Will make it happen."
"I've grown accustomed to you over the decades, don't go vanishing just yet. A drink?"
"For old times sake."
Then the fricking alarm rang 
There was also the flashback from the lab raid and some other flashback scenes but don't have time to write them here.
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