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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 24, 2014 11:35 AM |
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I had a cute drunk dream this morning for like 4 hours:
Anyway, I walked into some bar when I heard this girl boast about what a hardcore drinker she is, then finding out that she ordered some crappy cocktail. Outraged I direct her to the bar and show her the only drink that will make her a "hardcore" drinker, whiskey, (I show her) JD or southern comfort, straight. (I don't necessarily believe this in RL) Her boyfriend pussies out, but she was overjoyed to have somebody that as she claimed "keep up with her". While I prepare the drinks for what seems like hours, they seem to have disappeared, and again I'm outraged. Anyway, later I find her nublet Bf had passed out in my garden holding my blanket, I took it and had a half a mind to boot him in the gut, but I saw the girl sleeping in the barn so I restrained myself. She wakes at my approach and we chat about goodness knows what, but it was nice, especially considering that I had little interest in her beyond shattering that girlish self confidence and arrogance. Almost forgot what she even looks like, I do recall the freckles though, and the light brown hair.
Things get hazy after that but I know stuff happens, next thing I recall is her telling me that her Bf proposed (and for some reason I had a feeling that I slept with her), I neither encourage or discourage it to my knowledge, and she leaves. Then I'm walking down the road chatting with someone that seems like a friend saying that I want to commit suicide (and being bloody sincere too), I don't recall precisely what was going through my heart or mind, but good god, I now have a real sense of what it means to be "torn apart" by someone's absence.
And I have mixed feelings about the dream, one hand thank god I can't remember it all, last thing I need is to fall in love in my dreams and have only the soul wrenching heartache to wake up to. On the other hand I'd want nothing more than to just taste that emotion that I had this morning, it was perfection imo.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted September 24, 2014 12:00 PM |
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How do you know it lasted 4 hours? I never have sense of time in my dreams and wiki says "the length of a dream can vary; they may last for a few seconds, or approximately 20–30 minutes. People are more likely to remember the dream if they are awakened during the REM phase. The average person has three to five dreams per night, but some may have up to seven dreams in one night.[4] The dreams tend to last longer as the night progresses. During a full eight-hour night sleep, most dreams occur in the typical two hours of REM."
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 24, 2014 12:16 PM |
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When I woke up I knew how long it was. 
What I meant to say was that slept for 4 hours, clueless as to how long the dream was. I find it extremely hard to be specific, with hungarian anything you say is precisely what you meant it to be, so thanks for pointing it out, but I know that I still need to work on my English, even after all these years.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 24, 2014 01:12 PM |
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Quote:
last thing I need is to fall in love in my dreams and have only the soul wrenching heartache to wake up to.
It's a sweet, sweet memory. 
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 06, 2014 07:50 PM |
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I had an.. interesting dream.
I was part of the people who were blessed with an amazing power, something about affecting the odds of something happening or perhaps affecting reality itself. I remember that I had increased my destiny stat which often made things go my way.
But it soon became clear that whatever gave us our powers had a purpose. And that those who had died after acquiring that power, could influence my reality from beyond the grave - which I had a very disturbing feeling that it was tied to the source of our powers.
Actually, I remember only one. A very powerful player in our little game, that decided to use his powers against me though I am not sure how I knew, given that he was no longer alive. Could I tell his influence from what he sent my way? Could I communicate with him through the reflection of a mirror? My memory is unclear. But things had started getting creepy. He was beyond pestering me, I could feel his threat in the air, that each of my actions could end in disaster.
After some point I was afraid to open a door because I had no idea what I might trigger, what encounter I may face. Once, I saw some kind of undead cloaked creature shambling past my place, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I instantly tried to close the door but as fate would have it, the handle would not work properly all of a sudden. I quickly put as much force as I had to keep the door shut, while continuously fiddling with the handle. CLOSE THE DOOR DAMN IT, KEEP IT IN PLACE. The creature never attempted to come inside but that was one experience I would not like to relive.
We were no longer safe and I had to protect my mother somehow. And my powers could not counter the 'odds' or 'reality' I was assaulted with. Worse yet I could not tell what it all was about, what the intent was. Just that the deceased was serving some unknown power whose goal I did not want to succeed. And that made me a threat to it for some reason.
I woke up.
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted October 06, 2014 08:00 PM |
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Sounds like one of those dreams that could be shaped into a movie. I once had an idea in a dream where I was directing a movie or a play, the idea was that, since the movie was involving protesters and an uprising, we were going to hire a bunch of actors and they were going to protest outside of the ticket line in the movie theater, so the audience was going to be in the movie before the movie began, they would enter the saloon through a group of protesters that are protesting the same thing in the film.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 24, 2015 06:03 PM |
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I dreamt that I was kidnapped, tied up and put in a van with a few other people in a similar situation. Then the dream changed and I was in a courtroom, being accused of murdering the guy who kidnapped me. I said that I couldn't remember anything like that, and also that I was kidnapped and bound so I couldn't have shot him as I was accused, and I was told that my words were nonsense. I saw that several of the people who had been kidnapped with me were in the courtroom, and I appealed to them, saying that they were there, kidnapped just like me. But then they testified against me, saying there was no kidnapping, and that they saw me grab a revolver and shoot the supposed kidnapper with no provocation.
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Eccentric Opinion
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 24, 2015 07:45 PM |
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We're on to you, mvass... 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 25, 2015 01:10 PM |
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i dreamt i was superman. i wasn't wearing his outfit, though. i guess i can't even be gay in my dreams. 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 11, 2015 12:39 PM |
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I had two dreams that are smehow connected, but I can't seem to remember the first one. Decided to post the second nonetheless:
It was getting dark, and I stood at a crossroad. I had nowhere to go back, nor did I see anything in front of me. Not wanting to waste my time I took a left turn and ended up following a dirt path. By this time the moon was already high up in the sky. I picked up my pace and finally saw a large (and by "large" I mean "colossal"), old house/mansion.
A bald, old man with a hunchback waved at me and yelled to come inside "for sin is upon us all". I really didn't care about the sin, but seeing kids on the balcony I though 'sure why not?' and followed him inside. Once I entered the mansion, I realized something was very wrong when every single kid there was wearing the same outfit, a simple, brown, robe (think monk from HoMM3 style. The place looked like one of them orphanages fron the 18th century and the preachers standing at every corner reciting some holy text got me thinking that I made a mistake by coming there. I was immediately given a robe myself, and was told to put it on to hide my "rebelious" and "unholy" "garments". A familiar looking woman exited a room on my right and started shouting at us and told us to get in line. I was somewhere in the middle when she said that we all go upstairs to our rooms. The sound of old, wooden planks squeaking beneath our feet pierced my ears. I knew I had to get out, but I saw the exit door being locked, and the windows were all barred; escape was impossible.
I quickly settled in, trying not to catch any attention. Weeks have passed. My life was brought down to a routine - wake up at dawn, have breakfast (which consisted of beans and dry bread every day), attend a morning prayer which lasted for two hours; after the prayer we had to do chores around the mansion and the garden in the backyard. In the evening we attended "classes" which were actually just about our lifes being nothing but a phase in our "Lord's" great plan. Imagine coping with that every day!
I eventually got the lay of the land and to my surprise, I was in... Los Angeles? What? How?
No time to think about it, however! The time has come for us to be purged of the sins, and that meant we get dumped into "holy water" and exorcized of the demons inside. I was furious by then and I couldn't bear to live like that anymore. So I broke into the tool shed and grabbed a metal pipe. It was time to teach these fellas a lesson or two. Starting from the ground floor I beat every single preacher to death. Mind you, the house/mansion had six floors, so that wasn't easy at all. Finally, I reached the last floor where the purge was being held. The remaining preachers where holed up in the purgatory. A couple of dozen of them all in one room. It was a pure carnage now that I had the rest of the kids help me out.
In the end there was a scene where I was chasing a red truck for some unknown reason *shrugs*.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Pawek_13
Supreme Hero
Maths, maths everywhere!
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posted April 11, 2015 02:21 PM |
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I had a drem that we were to write some kind of test from history. Place where we were supposed to write that test was some gigantic library, like the ones seen in movies. Our English teacher told us to bring into this library... a horse. We did so and when our teacher entered the room, horse had already been brought. In the end, the test was postponed.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 01, 2015 01:57 PM |
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my dreams lately have been utterly awesome(i would use the term "epic", but i hate that word due to it's common use by everyday knuckleheads to describe their mundane excitability over anything even remotely interesting).
one dream i remember, i was fighting ninja's. i was blocking their never-ending attacks(many, many ninja's. like hundreds), and getting better and better at being some kung-fu bad-ass as i went. near the end of the dream, i was catching the ninja stars they were throwing at me, and hurling them back at the throwers, to lift them off their feet(true kung-fu movie style! yeahhhhhh!) when it struck their chest or face.
last night, i dreamt i was a ghost or something, and i was busy filling up all these smoking hot girls with my jizz. i was filling them up, and spilling(pouring) out, with the force of a thousand suns, and with the liquid volume equivalent of a jacuzzi(sp) or something. then, i was shot in the face by a couple of their boyfriends once i suddenly materialized, but i was able to chase them and gun them down before i became a fully solid human again.
i woke up and was surprised to find that i hadn't filled my pants with jizz. i felt great all over, and completely worn out, like i had just finished a sex marathon.
my dreams just keep getting better and better. 
oh yeah, almost forgot: i've been able to breach the earth's upper atmosphere, and fly into space. previously, i was only able to fly around in the sky, barring a certain speed. i've blown past all dream-speed-flying records, and now can fly as fast as superman. i'm becoming some kind of superhero/villain or god/devil in my dreams. now, to make it a reality... 
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 06, 2015 11:28 AM |
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For the love of christ I hate waking up from some of my dreams. Dreamt that I was casually walking to some unknown destination (probably uni or the hub idk irrelevant really) then I passed one of my old flames. You know that feeling when you see someone you used to know you both recognize each other but time has erroded that connection that people have that would warrant you to talk or to gesture to one another. Anyway, we walk past each other both of us ignoring each other, at which point I stop and enter into an internal debate (this bit felt so damn real), in the end I decided that I don't want to carry on where I was goin, I want her in my life. I ran after her and awkwardly squeeled her name (didn't really, but I was quite unsure as to how to say it, in the end it came out with a mixture of excitement and a hint of reservation). She seemed pretty angry to see me at first, but then we got talking and it felt great, but this bit felt hazy, the bit before where I ran felt so damn real. Reminds me of a time when I actually gave a damn.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 17, 2015 11:39 AM |
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Edited by Neraus at 12:26, 17 May 2015.
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Animes apparently got too much on my head, and the funny thing is that it's months since I saw the last one...
Basically, I dreamt I was watching television with my parents, while doing some chores, then I took my phone and found Master of Magic for my phone.
All pretty normal until now, then I go outside my house with my brother and we go to some kind of house where we meet a good bunch of people, most of which had distinctively anime features.
Basically we were part of a guild of adventurers and we had to find a dragon that was terrorizing a village.
Funny thing was I still had my cellphone and ordinary clothes while most of them were dated in their way of dressing.
So we marched through the city and through the countryside to reach a castle, and I found myself without my cellphone, we found some kind of prince that had some kind of ketchup remedy that wouldn't make us feel the cold.
We finally reached the castle and slept there (sleepception), we wake up to a rumble, and the admirals told us we were being attacked by a dragon, somebody took a lego castle and with a lego dragon made a dramatic representation of the event.
We had to make teams to split up and attack the dragons from more fronts, but we couldn't decide, mostly because we were to scared and scrambled up too much, another rumble and we were lying down in panic.
The admirals then decided to promote some others to the rank of admiral, giving them an instant change of outfit, basically improving their previous outfit.
So everybody got a morale boost from that, and prepared to fight, I had to dress up though, they went out, I tried to be ready in time and just as I was exiting the castle my brother and I received a message that informed us that the others fled and found a place to regroup.
At some point I convince my brother to go and fight the dragon alone, maybe because I became conscious that I was dreaming or maybe because I though that I couldn't see a real dragon in my life anyway, and at the same time I discovered I could control flames so we would be safe.
My brother summoned an hammer and we went out in the courtyard, and, porched between the mountains, the dragon emerged from the clouds, a giant monstrous lizard that was big as a mountain, and spew its fiery breath at us, but I absorbed it.
And then the epicness started to diminish, the dragon started throwing fireballs at us, and we weren't in danger, at some point some friends come, the dragon vanishes, and the courtyard becomes my school courtyard. In despair for having wasted one of my greatest dreams i find myself in bed in total darkness, but it hasn't finished yet.
I try to recover the situation, but instead I get stopped by a vivid red screen with some white shapes organized in a reversed pyramid, and from that came a voice saying: You can't.
At that point I started trembling in fear and I woke up...
The part of the red screen that makes me tremble, though, is a recurrent element of every dream I have before waking up.
Sometimes it's just pitch black, sometimes it's a skull, but still I shiver incredibly, and that makes me wake up.
Actually, I take the occasion to ask you for your interpretations of the very last part of the dream, as it is preventing me from sleeping as much as I want, and that angers me...
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 20, 2015 07:32 PM |
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3 dreams:
1: i saw that scientists were trying to clone two animals that i knew would end up wiping out the human race, so i was trying to escape the lab that they were using to create the animal. i got out just in the nick of time, as a blast door was sealing the place. there was someone else(who had the foresight to see what was coming as well), who had activated the door, and he helped me through just as the door was shutting the scientists and other various morons in. as soon as the door shut, the inside of the lab became a blast furnace, to prevent any further idiocy there. the man and i(who both knew that the human race were doomed because they were so reckless) then strapped into this weird ejection platform that started as an elevator of sorts, but then blasted off into space, leaving the planet and all of it's substandard inhabitants to their well-deserved doom. as i broke through into space, the suit i was wearing automatically produced a bubble-shield over my head and hands, so that i could breathe, and wasn't frozen to death in space. the man and i landed on a space station equipped with a shuttle, and we were about to disembark to some other planet when the dream changed to:
2. i was a homeless man, who traveled the world in a robe, bare feet, and a walking stick that was actually a heavy staff(3 inches wide at least, and just as tall as i was) that i could use to defend myself(i ended up defending myself from a man who threw knives. i caught one in my staff, then chucked it back at him, where it embedded itself in his lower left side, which killed him). this dream segued into:
3. the human race was living on floating, man-made island platforms(the oceans of the world had swallowed all the land), and a colossally huge white whale(moby dick?), was eating whole platforms of people, and i was trying to tell them to stop moving and shut their yaps, because the sound and vibration was what the whale was zeroing in on. i ended up finding a piece of land that still existed after we escaped from a platform that the whale ate, and my mom and i were climbing onto it, when i woke up.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 23, 2015 02:26 PM |
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted May 23, 2015 02:31 PM |
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you dream several times a night but only ever remember the one you woke up to.
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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the cis are at it again.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 23, 2015 03:56 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 15:57, 23 May 2015.
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You've probably dreamt of something sad, but don't remember what because you've woken up after the dream was over. I don't know if there are exceptions to this rule, but a person remembers the latest dream he had when he goes to sleep, only if he's woken up before it ends, or, in other words, during the REM phase of sleep.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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husham123
Famous Hero
Yes
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posted May 23, 2015 09:24 PM |
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I had a weird dream tonight, and is seriously weird...
I dreamt that Elvin broke my door, and Nooby, whearing his Craig Mask was smokin' in the kitchen, while Harry got a sniper and aimed to me 
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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 23, 2015 10:00 PM |
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Oh, that's totally reasonable... Wait, WHAT?!
HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU KNOW MY AVATAR IS CRAIG JONES?
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