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william
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posted December 26, 2006 02:52 PM |
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I don't think I will DC.
Here is an even better ending:
Pandora repels bullet, hits someone else, then william turns good and pandora and william no longer try and kil leachother, then everything goes back to normal..
THE END
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 26, 2006 05:08 PM |
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 Why are you guys ending my thread?
Isn't that my job?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted December 27, 2006 06:04 AM |
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good for you William. Truce
Anyways.....since everything is going back to normal.....can we still repaint the place????????
anddddd......I still need some BIG STRONG MEN to come help me move in the vending machines and new token machine.....pleeeeeeease?????
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 10, 2007 07:23 PM |
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{mutters all sorts of nasty things under her breath - the types of things a moderator shouldn't even be thinking; never mind saying - but you better believe we think 'em.}
Alright, who's here? This place needs a lot of work if its going to reopen and have a successful 2007.
I don't know why people keep shouting "the end" is that some new thing all the kids are into these days? Nothings over, in fact the fun has just begun.
{starts righting overturned chairs and tables}
There's no reason for all of this to continue, thread hijacking of this sort is ridiculous and not fun. It seems that some people don't agree with this, but William - I ask you - if someone were to repeatedly try to ruin your Metrograde thread would it make you happy? Probably not.
{grabs the sawdust bag and starts spreading it all over the floors to soak up the filth - gags a bit at the smell, but manages to keep it together}
So anyways, where was I? Ah yes, trying to bring back Salty's. No more hijack attempts, obviously its very harmful to the thread - like any spam, it can kill off a thread just as it's starting to get good.
{picks up a broom and starts sweeping up the now heavy sawdust}
So there it is, before I take off the moderator hat and get down to some serious cleaning let me just put it out there, guys - this is the warning, there won't be another.
{takes off modhat and gets back to work, and resumes muttering some really ugly words under her breath}
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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kookastar
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posted January 10, 2007 11:58 PM |
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I think we need a new menu
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uhuh
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 11, 2007 05:40 AM |
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One new Menu coming up. Just give me a second.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 11, 2007 05:41 AM |
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Yeh this place is pretty good now.
Mightymage, can I be your second in charge of this place?
I will do a MIGHTY fine job 
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kookastar
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posted January 11, 2007 05:55 AM |
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William, we need a delivery guy, that'd be more fun wouldn't it?
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 11, 2007 05:56 AM |
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But my driving skills are diminished now, I forgot how to drive.
Could I pretty please be second in charge?
I would be able to boost popularity and sales by 75%
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kookastar
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posted January 11, 2007 05:58 AM |
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Nah...
One boss is enough!
What else can you do?
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 11, 2007 06:01 AM |
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Ok, well I could be a delivery guy, how much would you pay me?
And what exactly would I need to do.
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 11, 2007 06:03 AM |
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Salty.
Why not Sweet.
Better yet Sweet & Sour 
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted January 11, 2007 06:11 AM |
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I think Sweet and Sour tuna would start the puke-fest all over again... at least it would turn me green 
I think since underage kiddies are welcome here, we should take measures to be sure that everyone is safe.
{strips William of all of his weapons - yes that means whatever you may have felt you've hidden wherever and the knives in your boots and blablabla}
We don't need any more of that nonsense, Old Salty wanted this to be a place where everyone could have fun, not just a few spoilers - so lets all just play nice together 
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 11, 2007 06:15 AM |
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Well ok now, what we need is to perhaps fix the ball pit or whatever, kids might get hurt in there.
Now as delivery guy, what do you want me to do?
Thanks Pandora, I might have done something with those weapons.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 11, 2007 06:18 AM |
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Hmm, well maybe before we start with the deliveries and so on, we should finish making this place all shiney and sparkly 
How about you grab a paintbrush and get to work on the walls - there's no sense sending you out to deliver anything until we get that new menu from the Boss
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 11, 2007 06:26 AM |
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*Grabs the paintbursh and starts brushing the shop*
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
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posted January 11, 2007 07:19 AM |
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Ok, I take it back. I'm tired so I'll do it tomorrow at which point I'll delete this post. Good Night funployees.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted January 12, 2007 11:49 PM |
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*Surveys the scene, staggers backwards slightly due to all the paint fumes*
Ahh, looks much nicer in here already! All we need now is a great new menu, and a token-machine repairman - then we should be back on track.
The floors are kinda of yukky though, we should get Aculias in here to do them for us - that is his thang after all 
Hmm, what can I do to help? I have to admit - my head is feeling kinda fuzzy... What the heck? Did no one think to open a window before they started painting??
*looks at William accusingly before fainting away - hitting the floor with a loud THUD!*
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kooKaStar
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posted January 13, 2007 12:06 AM |
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*Looks at Boris passed out in the corner*
The paint looks superduper 
We need some really tacky fishing theme decorations in the dining room...
I'm thinking nets from the cieling with plastic fish...
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted January 13, 2007 01:16 AM |
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*Wakes up in a daze and spots a box sitting beneath one of the corner booths*
Oooooh cool! Kookie, we need to use these too! And we need lots of seashells for the walls... We can make this place into an under the sea haven for all things damp and fishy!
Alright - so everything seems to be set now, sure it could use a bit more decoration - but the only smell left in here is fish - and that's to be expected. Everything is perfectly clean and tidy *surveys room* Yep, good 'nuff.
*flips the sign to OPEN*
Ooops, Ive opened the store without the new menu  I guess that's okay - there was still stuff in the freezer, we can thaw it out and make soups!
*writes on menu board*
Quote:
Today's Specials
Mystery Soup A
Mystery Soup B
Mystery Soup C
Mystery Soup X
And there we go! Where are all the people?
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