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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 21, 2006 08:23 AM

By the power of greyskull... UGH

*Wraps tuna roll and hands it to Iris*

We need some good prizes in that token machine now... hmmm.
Anyone got any suggestions?


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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 21, 2006 08:24 AM

De-Im-gona-get-yA'
*Runs up to willi smacks him in the head with vodka,takes him locks in basement,make him stare at himself,closes the door,eats the keys*

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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted August 21, 2006 08:29 AM

Quote:
De-Im-gona-get-yA'
*Runs up to willi smacks him in the head with vodka,takes him locks in basement,make him stare at himself,closes the door,eats the keys*


You choke to death on the keys, and this time you stay dead.
This is my shop so get out Anti, and stay out capeche?

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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~

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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 21, 2006 08:36 AM

Pallie you are back

How about working here as the counter assistant or some other position...

hmmm.

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Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted August 21, 2006 03:41 PM

I think Mr. Paladin should be the bouncer.  


Go ahead, show us what you've got.  
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Beautiful Liar
posted August 21, 2006 04:57 PM

Demon child honey, you say this is your 4th account...

Could your previous 3 by any slim chance be:

LadyGuenivere

LadyMeryl

LadyRowena


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Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted August 21, 2006 05:02 PM

Nah, she seems much older than those ladies.  
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 21, 2006 05:10 PM

Speaking about ladies why don't you have a waitress in here?

Or a waiter if you wan't but I would still prefer waitress...
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 21, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:
I think Mr. Paladin should be the bouncer.


Go ahead, show us what you've got.  


Tana-nananananana.
*Starts striping around showing muslear body...with trout head of tnt*
Now you put your dollers in my pants?

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Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted August 21, 2006 08:08 PM

Hmm, last I checked, bouncer don't strip.  
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 22, 2006 03:34 AM
Edited by Demon_Child at 03:35, 22 Aug 2006.

Quote:
Demon child honey, you say this is your 4th account...

Could your previous 3 by any slim chance be:

LadyGuenivere

LadyMeryl

LadyRowena





no.....in my newcomers thread....it says my past three.  And to Iris...I'm not that old...go to my profile.



Now William.....we need to talk.  What the heck are you doing and who do you think you are, to out of nowhere think you can come back, after I clearly destroyed got rid of you!  Someone can't come into this shop and take over.......so GET OUT!!!!!!!!  BE GONE!



I can always be a waitress.....
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 22, 2006 08:16 AM

Sorry MightyMage for making the harsh jokes
Wont happen again.
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 22, 2006 08:30 AM
Edited by kookastar at 08:32, 22 Aug 2006.

Quote:
I can always be a waitress.....

Kool, Finally a counter assistant/waitress


*tosses a Salty uniform to the saviour*

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 22, 2006 05:52 PM

 hmph, I'm not paying her.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted August 23, 2006 01:53 AM

 And I was hoping for hot guys in sailor uniforms to be waiters.  


@Miss 666ness:  I know you're only 14.    I was talking about the maturity level.  Says a lot about those 3, doesn't it?  
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 23, 2006 02:08 AM

I will pay her ... don't think she'll want any of my tokens though...

Name your price young lady.

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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 23, 2006 03:31 AM

@ Iris.....ok.  I wasn't sure if that's what you meant!  Thanx...That makes me feel good!

@ Kooka...Anything would be fine...I'm just gald I could help.  I will take whatever you offer.
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Beautiful Liar
posted August 23, 2006 05:51 AM

Quote:
@ Kooka...Anything would be fine...I'm just gald I could help. I will take whatever you offer.

Over my dead body you will!

*Crosses arms and makes a grumpy face*

I am too stuuupid to dance for you! I know I wear a fish on my head for a living but I have feelings too and need to be respected as an artist...

I know I'll order something to eat and won't leave you a tip, now that would show you missy!
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 23, 2006 09:55 AM
Edited by kookastar at 10:00, 23 Aug 2006.

TNT I am ed.  I wouldn't pass off your dances

@ DC: How about I cook you anything you want - once a week, I will supply the ingredients boss man  and you can have a break whenever you wish  

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 23, 2006 10:00 AM

I here by open the israely empolyers from sualty's union!
Me and TnT demand High contidions! and i..we demend a female clearner,who is between ages 18 to 25 and must look good..
also,i demend a mash petato's every thursday,bursht every friday,and taranka every few hours..

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