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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 03, 2006 10:06 AM |
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THIS IS THE LOCAL COUNCIL THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS OF FOOD POISONING AND YOUR SHOP MUST BE SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY OTHERWISE YOU WILL FACE JAIL!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 03, 2006 10:48 AM |
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*takes out the gun and smacks trogdor in the back cusing him to lose consience*
Hey boss we got another one of those bugging guys,should i throuw him with the rest in the basement?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 03, 2006 06:21 PM |
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Yes Mr. Paladin. That will do just fine.
I believe you can show Mr. Englestein out as well. Our meeting is over.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 03, 2006 10:04 PM |
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yu come heere sirr,i must show you a magic trick mr engledork..
*Smacks him in the back of the head with a gun*
aight,your going in the basement.
and boss im not paladin,im ANTIPALADIN,the hater of all religion!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 04, 2006 01:52 PM |
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*kills UnmightyMage and becomes the new owner*
BURNINATE THE EMO EFFERS!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 04, 2006 01:56 PM |
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Can I be your vice owner or something Trogdor?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 04, 2006 06:19 PM |
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*takes out stolen ak-47 sprays trogodor and william makes sure there both dead and takes a crap at both of them,go casts heal,and share vodka spell at mightymage*
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 05, 2006 12:20 AM |
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*wakes up from horrible nightmare and immediatly realizes what must be done.*
Mr. AntiPaladin, you need a raise in pay. Expect it in Vodka for awhile until I decide to pay you real money. Also, here's my updated list of Non-entry people.
*hands the updated list to his gaurd with the names Willie Boy and Trogdor the Flaminator at the top.*
There ya go sir. If you can't read it then just refer to the pictures.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 05, 2006 02:09 AM |
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*tap tap*
Some machine just gave me 38429.992 tickets. What can I get with these? 
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 05, 2006 02:19 AM |
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Well I am not dead and the gun you used was fake so haha.
Well since Trogdor is the new owner, and I am his vice owner and helper, I guess you will be kicked out mightymage and antipaladin so off you go on your bike
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 05, 2006 03:41 AM |
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Oh no no no Willie boy, that was just a very realistic dream. No one was shot, no fires were started, and most importantly no one took over Old Salty's. Now if you could please find your way out I believe I seee your name at the top of my Not allowed in here without Parental Supervision list.
@ Iris: Well Miss that was obviously an accident...wait, how do you end up with only .992 of a ticket? What, is a corner missing?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 05, 2006 08:59 AM |
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Quote:
Oh no no no Willie boy, that was just a very realistic dream. No one was shot, no fires were started, and most importantly no one took over Old Salty's. Now if you could please find your way out I believe I seee your name at the top of my Not allowed in here without Parental Supervision list.
@ Iris: Well Miss that was obviously an accident...wait, how do you end up with only .992 of a ticket? What, is a corner missing?
How wrong are you, unmighty one? It was not a dream, IT WAS REAL AND YOU REALYY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 06, 2006 11:21 AM |
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Quote:
wait, how do you end up with only .992 of a ticket? What, is a corner missing?
I dunno... This one just says "0.992 Ticket" on it. The rest say 1. So... what can I get with these? 
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 06, 2006 08:49 PM |
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Quote:
I dunno... This one just says "0.992 Ticket" on it. The rest say 1. So... what can I get with these?
Well you could have one of the bellow:
1) A signed pink thong by yours trully Mr. TnT_Addict 
2) A signed photo of me wearing nothing but wet glistening speedos...
3) Or you could have the main prize and it is a free salty dinner with me as company 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 06, 2006 09:03 PM |
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TNT, stop trying to offer up Pandora's thongs as prizes. This estaplishment has childrten in it. Look, poor Willie and Trogdor are huddling in the corner together. You went and scared them
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 06, 2006 09:28 PM |
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Mr. MightyMate do you know what you need in order to lighten up the place a bit?
You need a good looking cage dancer for those cute kiddies... Now now I know what you might think... Where oh where could I find a cage during todays hard times... :/
Well if you hire me for the job I will bring my own shiny custom made cage, with every kind of dance accesories known to mankind
Nothing of the X-rated stuff though just for some good family fun time
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 06, 2006 09:34 PM |
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You can be the shop mascot:
TNT the Trout and dance to songs about chicko rolls
The kiddies will love you.
I have made you a few costumes
Which one do you like best?
  
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 06, 2006 10:00 PM |
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Yo the right one looks the "saltiest" of them all
I will go with that one but just make sure you make some holes in it so that I could show my most prized possessions to all... 
What do you mean pack your stuff and get the hell outta here!?
I meant my biceps damn you!
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Yes I forgive you MightyMate...
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 06, 2006 10:17 PM |
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Do you mean like this
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 06, 2006 11:57 PM |
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Edited by Iris at 23:58, 06 Aug 2006.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good job, Kooka!
I personally think the middle one is more fitting. The fruity colors are perfect for Tina. (And it matches that pink thong... )
Edit: I think the curse has found me again. 
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