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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 25, 2001 08:57 AM |
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Edited By: Hexa on 20 Feb 2002
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what are some classic HOMM3 insults?
I really don't know why I like these, but lately I'm starting to think they're quite funny.
I'm mostly wondering what you can provide me here . . . but these are what I've heard or thought of so far:
(caps are used for special emphasis on words)
- you INFERNAL TROGLODYTE!! / You're better off blinded!
- you silly imp!
- you smell like an ogre! / OGRE ODOR!!
- GOG FODDER!! / you're GOG FODDER now! / I think they made a movie after you ... it's called, "the gog fodder"
- go back to the refugee camp where YOU BELONG!!
- I bet Oris was YOUR teacher!
- I hope a witch teaches you NAVIGATION!
- you're better off dead! No, your better off UNDEAD!!
- go jump off the Hall of Valhalla!
- Roc dropping!
ok, that's all I can remember for now ... what are some other good ones? 
Edit: revived!@
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- wiggy ... who has a crush on Rob's models. Well ... the ones his age (18-26) 
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anfi
Known Hero
Computer Puppet
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posted October 25, 2001 09:07 AM |
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Ive got some, garunteed they are dumb.
-You move slower then walking dead!
-Good EAGLE EYE pal!
-keep an EYE on where you're throwing rocks cyclops/keep an eye on him
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"I Don't Cheat, I Just Interview Incase The Relationship Doesn't Work Out."
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted October 25, 2001 01:27 PM |
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Funny insults I've had:
zzzzzzzzzzzz........
Do you really have green hair?
You play like a girl
You play like a man
and last, but not least:
What are you wearing?
*smile*
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 25, 2001 10:04 PM |
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how 'bout this one:
- you were hypnotized by Astral to say that, aren't you!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted October 25, 2001 10:14 PM |
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hehe...
youre more pitiful than a peasent!
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted October 25, 2001 10:21 PM |
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U are uglyer than a troglodyte.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted October 25, 2001 10:34 PM |
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you smell like a wolf raider
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 26, 2001 03:01 AM |
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lol
these are good, keep 'em coming
how 'bout:
- when you're in a battle, I bet you just hide in the first aid tent!
- your momma is a GORGON!
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted October 26, 2001 06:36 AM |
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How about:
If there was a skill called "Clueless", you'd have it at Expert level.
or
Why don't you go Implode yourself?
Ok ..time to grab the broom again...
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Dark_Hunter7
Known Hero
Order, mages, lords, the RULE
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posted October 26, 2001 09:19 AM |
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-"eye of the tiger"--->"eye of the beholder" song
-imagine this--> wrath of a pregnant gorgon
-say to an unsuspecting ugly girl---> you remind me of the mghty gorgon of homm3, and when she looks pleased thgat she sa MIGHTY gorgon, mention her stare
-say to an evil eye "youre eyes are ssooooooo cute!!"(think of the reaction)
-sign at entrance of a necropolis "dont forget to say hi to grandma and grampa" and at the exhibit: "do not feed ancestors"
~a D&D joke or smthng to think about at least:
half-orcs must have one human and one orc parent (why would any sane human.....uhh how to explain, create a child!!! unless all situations are rape (saddly) or maybe some ppl have a real feelings for those ROUGH* ones
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I'm back.... yessssss
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 26, 2001 10:33 PM |
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lol
nice signature there dark-hunter. King Solomon is one of my favorite philosophers
how 'bout this:
- go piss on a dendroid!
- the LAST thing we need is a clone of YOU!
- go drown in a swan pond!
- I think we can make good use out of you yet ... on the altar!
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted October 27, 2001 03:03 AM |
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ur so weak that a pesant could beat u.
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted October 27, 2001 10:10 AM |
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You're nothing but a big pile of Orc dunk! (this one was adressed to Kilgor in the Festival of life campaign)
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The BoogieMan wrote ... and saw that it was good.
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 28, 2001 02:08 AM |
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(after using both diplomacy and pit lords)
- you're better off as a demon!
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Zune
Adventuring Hero
of Tatalia
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posted October 28, 2001 11:15 AM |
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I don't know about any classic insults, but here are some I've made up:
You sound like a Crusader!
You act like a berserked Hydra!
Someone must have cast Slow on your brain!
Even a Mighty Gorgon’s stare wouldn’t have killed you! (No, that’s not a compliment. Remember: Who can resist the stare?)
To be said after a defeat: You must have learnt Expert Luck!
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You can have as many hit points as you care,
you're dead when facing the Mighty Stare!
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted October 29, 2001 07:32 PM |
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- not even diplomacy will save your @$$ !!
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blub_lover
Hired Hero
butt-loving salad tosser
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posted December 05, 2001 11:49 AM |
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- acid breath!!
- never underestimate the power of gog
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted December 06, 2001 11:35 AM |
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I bet you go out and tip gorgons on a Saturday night! (cow tipping)
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Jex
Known Hero
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posted December 17, 2001 03:33 PM |
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blah
freaking funny threads like this are on page 6, while a pile of gorgon ____ is up front?
Anyways how aboot:
- Your Momma is uglier then an Ancient Behemoth!
- Did someone cast disrupting ray on your face again?
- Military people tell there opponents b4 games: You'd better starting casting prayer now, because you will be see some angels real soon.
- We can continue this discussion when you learned expert wisdom.
- Your as nice as a harpy hag.
- Your as cheap as a goblin.
- Wow! In a year or 2 you will as buff as a serpent fly.
- Now you've done it, Ignatius is going to kick your asre!
- Your turning me into an Ancient Behemoth, end your turn already!!
- You make more actives then Andiactivemaker!!!
- After opponent visits Library of enlightment: Damn your smart, you know no one likes a smart @$$ right? Or I'll give you some enlightment(while shaking fist)
- Even with the boots of speed, your still this slow?
- when my opponent is afk from too long: Get your spyglass off the porn sites!
- hmmm, I thought the necklace of swiftness would speed up your turns. But you have foiled me again!!!
- After Victory: Here's a coupon for the school of war.
- After Defeat: Doh, I have got to stop playing on cursed ground.
After someone challenges me to game:
- Looks like you are wearing the Deadman's boots today.
- Even the bird of perception wont save you now!! mwhahahaha
- I see someone is wearing the badge, pendant and lion shield of courage today. Good, you will need it!
- I have a nice Warrior's Tomb picked out for you only costs half a clan point.
- You just picked up the endless can of whoop @$$!!!
You cant resist all my insults
Ones worth repeating:
Someone must have cast Slow on your brain!
To be said after a defeat: You must have learnt Expert Luck!
the LAST thing we need is a clone of YOU!
LOL
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 17, 2001 05:59 PM |
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You all are emotional carnivores!
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