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Min-Guitsu
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posted September 27, 2008 07:26 PM |
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Inferno all the way baby!
Fire, havoc and destruction... The enemy won't stand a chance; their troops outnumbered, their brave leaders simply seduced by our hot (literally) ladies. All will burn, all will die, everything will be destroyed.
Familiars for president!
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted September 27, 2008 08:35 PM |
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I will join the Holy Crusade. After all, I'm a human and, therefore, I doubt it would be a good idea to join any other race.
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einomida
Known Hero
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posted September 27, 2008 08:56 PM |
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Edited by einomida at 21:00, 27 Sep 2008.
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Dark Elves would be a good choice because they have the hottest females. 
Oh and if you Necros want to use the old no-Dark Energy system, we Warlocks just play some HoMM 4, learn Disintegrate and make an AoE version of it.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 27, 2008 09:20 PM |
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Nobody has the hottest females. If you were put into the body of a dwarf, then you would consider those bearded females to be very sexy and those dark elves would be gross looking.
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sweetcake
Hired Hero
Hi I'm Sweetcake, who are you?
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posted September 27, 2008 09:51 PM |
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I will join Sylvan because I love nature and they would win because they have the best warriors and archers.
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The sweetest little cake in the world.
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havi__
Adventuring Hero
H3|2035 C0MMun17Y
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posted September 28, 2008 03:16 PM |
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necropolis of course and if i had to choose a creature to play like i would chose archlich but if we codnīt do that my hero had been Vladimir   
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted September 28, 2008 03:21 PM |
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'Necromancer's life is ascetic to the extreme. [...] Procreation is frowned upon as a distractiopn from greater work. [...] Necromancers spend their birthdays in silence and penitence [...].'
Are you sure you want this, Havi?
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Elven_Reaper
Tavern Dweller
Wood Elf in Heart and Soul
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posted September 28, 2008 08:47 PM |
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I would fight for the Sylvan Elves. for irollan!
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Nebdar
Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
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posted September 28, 2008 09:22 PM |
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Thats the spirit Elven_Reaper more lambs to the slaughter. Death is inevitable same like eternal servitude to Necromancers.
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted September 29, 2008 12:25 PM |
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Thats the spirit Elven_Reaper more lambs to the slaughter. Death is inevitable same like eternal servitude to Necromancers.
We share the same way of thinking about necromancers... what's wrong with these guys? 
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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Plague
Known Hero
Only Hell know my pain
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posted October 04, 2008 12:08 PM |
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Edited by Plague at 12:16, 04 Oct 2008.
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I would like to be with Heaven but i will be crushed and turned into an undead,into a necromancer who will start to hate all living creatures. Pain will be my soul,Death will be my home and Eternity darknes will be my future.And my prefered pet would be a banshee to keep my anger on.
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Darksequence
Hired Hero
For great justice!
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posted October 04, 2008 12:54 PM |
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Academy will reign supreme!!! ...Hey what's that....?
"...su nioj...su nioj..."
Of course! How could I've been so deluded, necromancers are the real power the only true masters of HOMM...
Yes I will join...u...
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Endelite
Hired Hero
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posted November 27, 2008 03:13 AM |
bonus applied by Elvin on 28 Nov 2008. |
Edited by Endelite at 03:27, 27 Nov 2008.
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I like a lot about Sylvan, it'd be a nice environment, and I prefer HOMM III Dungeon to V. On the other hand, there are points to consider:
Sylvan environment may get quite sunny. I like cool, 12-16 degree Celsius weather. On the other hand, I like forests. But it wouldn't take much Inferno or Dungeon influence to set all of the forest alight (damn them).
Stronghold might burn the forests, because they're merciless dumb feral wankers who mistake brutality for courage. And they're ugly. Ugly things hate pretty Sylvans. Which makes me think I'd fit in quite well with the Sylvans.
...Oh? No self-indulgent emotiocon?
Fortress may well burn the forests as well, because of Dwarven/Elven two-way racial hatred. I'd like the idea of joining Fortress, but the outside environment's a bit too cold for me, and the inside...of a volcanic mountain would just irritate my precious porcelain skin.
Plus, they'd ask for my sympathy about their failure to stick to a weight loss program.
No, Gimli, you've not lost weight.
Ebba, your breasts may be large, but so is every other bit of you. It's abnormal for Dwarves to be so huge.
Cut down on the fast-food, you ruddy gimps.
...I think I've angered them.
Not welcome there, I guess.
Inferno would definitely burn the lovely flora (and fauna), because they're just such merciless slaughtering evil thingies. Pit Lords are cool, but they've been rejected now. If Quasits and Balor can work together properly, we can have some fun. But the Balor just don't use their initiative. You'd think horrid burning things would be energetic and impulsive, but no, they just sit back, have a picnic, start a shower. And creating showers for enemies? Demons encouraging cleanliness is just odd.
Also, Nightmares should be the black ones and Hell Steeds the fiery ones. And the ones that look fiery should have Searing Heat (or whatever it's called), while the black horned chargers should frighten their enemies. They need to sort themselves out. So chaotic. Next thing you know, the familiars will be stealing the enemy hero's virginity.
Necropolis - much I like about them. Very much. But I like life better, and would rather keep it as long as possible. Plus, I could always get one of the HOMM III Dungeon heroes to resurrect me, I don't need the old advice & methods of some dead girl.
Deirdre, I'm sorry, I adore you, but...you can't sing. Although I think that I'd be quite pleased if you competed in Pop Idol and all of those competitions. You'd eliminate much worthless life AND gain minions for your army. Perhaps we can just remain friends, eh?
Naadir - 1 ghost per level per stack is pathetic. You need to work on your sixth sense. Oh wait, that's intuition, not seeing dead people. Stupid Hayley Joel Osmond.
It seems a lot of our community would happily sacrifice themselves to the Shrine of the Netherworld (is that the building I mean?).
As for hordes and Dark Energy, given that in all likeliness there would be more than just 8 or so necromancers in existence, I think they'd have plenty of Dark Energy to go around. Remember that EVERY NECROMANCER will benefit from EVERY NECROMANCY AMPLIFIER in EVERY NECROPOLIS.
Haven - I don't like much operatic music, but hey! I prefer that woman's voice to Tarja Tarunen. That Haven lady should join a Gothic Metal band.
Unfortunately, in general, these guys are just not my cup of chivalry. Unjust, except the renegades, but renegades should be left-wing and I don't think Haven society is.
There's also a distinct lack of indiscriminate commoner-slaying, therefore they have a low community standard I greatly disapprove of.
Dungeon is mostly, and sadly, composed of Dark Elves. Realistic dark elves, in that their skin is actually fair due to lack of sunlight.
The realism and fair complections, I like, but they may wipe out some of the lovely environment due to Dark Elf/Wood Elf two-way racial hatred.
In addition, I dearly miss my beloved Dungeon environment...
I miss playing Pin the tail on the blind, moving Troglodyte.
Great javelin throwers, considering they're blind. Always funny to see them impale Jeddite only to have Alamar resurrect him. Even funnier when the Troglodytes would do it again but to Alamar...and Jeddite'd resurrect him in return.
And they make such great truffle-pigs with their sense of smell!
I miss how the Harpy-Hags used to let me piggy-back them while they played leapfrog over each other. Fairground rides just don't compare.
And they make great quills too!
I miss my funny disco-dancing Evil-eye alien clowns. Who needs a mirrorball when you've got those lasers?
I miss the Snake-bodied, Twister-playing Medusa Queens. Surprisingly great at Dance Dance Revolution - we had some good, crazy times playing Saint Goes Marching on Heavy...
I miss the cool, trombone-playing, Minotaur Kings. Some of them introduced me to an energy drink better than any other. And who'd have thought they were such great chefs! Only my mum makes better Zuccini Cake than them!
I don't miss the manticores. Manticores and all other lions and lion cross-breeds are filthy, proud, gormless, immoral scum. Let's effing well burn the lions!
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I miss my buddies, the original Black Dragons, who didn't mind racist jokes. Yes, Brikhyvr, it's 'cause you're black.
Ahhhhhh, fond memories...
Academy - These are the intelligent counterparts to Stronghold, in that they are also rather unattractive. More creative though, but I don't like wind blowing sand onto my face and into my mouth. Plus, the Rahkshasa Rani leopard thingies turn can turn into blue lions, and if they know what's good for them, NONE shall do so under my command.
But I don't like Kshatras either, 'cause they're aiming to replace Mariliths (Naga Queens) and I don't like try-hards.
In conclusion...would I choose Sylvan over Dungeon in defiance against the newer Dungeon? Sylvan are crap spellcasters and Dungeon truly awesome in that manner...
Sylvan. Because the Elder Druids could give me all of their manamana (Doo-doo-duh-doodoo!)
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while the High Druids could give me their Spellpower.
...and then I'd probably show my true colours as a Warlock (previously) incognito and throw empowered, elementally-chained, lucky, high-druid-boosted spells all over stronghold. And lions, damn them.
But I guess for the society in which I would live (and who I would join, though with Dungeon powers),
Sylvan. Or maybe you'd call it Renegade/Classic Dungeon. But we'll say Sylvan.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2008 10:40 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 11:22, 28 Nov 2008.
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Well said, got me chuckling with some Good post keep it up!
Btw what's your deal with the lions? 
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Elochai
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 28, 2008 12:57 PM |
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Edited by Elochai at 12:59, 28 Nov 2008.
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Sylvan, all the way. I have a Legolas like look, and the elves would train me to catch up with his skills, as well . Sylvan suits me .
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 28, 2008 02:10 PM |
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Naadir - 1 ghost per level per stack is pathetic. You need to work on your sixth sense. Oh wait, that's intuition, not seeing dead people. Stupid Hayley Joel Osmond.
Priceless ^^
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted November 29, 2008 11:50 AM |
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Haven for me, I'm a big fan of humans
besides in my opinion the Haven castle is so amazing I would love to be there, would love to visit the academy town too.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 29, 2008 11:51 AM |
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Look who's back!!
Haven't seen you for ages how have you been?
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted November 29, 2008 03:35 PM |
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I would join the necropolis. Before i die i would visit my uncle Dennis in Axeoth (Im serious, my uncle Dennis plays homm4) then i'd come back, make fun of everyone until they kill me. Then i'd get resurrected by a necromancer because of necropolis V.I.P. membership status (the healthcare is way better than A.A.R.P.). Once im a dead body that can walk, i'll take up a job as an assistant engineer, since i hear those engineers may need a Hand. However, im pretty sure they can do it Solo.
After i receive enough money, I'll get my own computer along with my own copy of Heroes of Might and Magic Five: Tribes of the East Expansion Pack. Then I can decide how to deal with those warmongering pixels on the computer screen.
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Here it is!
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Endelite
Hired Hero
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posted December 02, 2008 07:55 AM |
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Hey, this is a tad off topic, but relevant to my own post:
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Naadir - 1 ghost per level per stack is pathetic. You need to work on your sixth sense. Oh wait, that's intuition, not seeing dead people. Stupid Hayley Joel Osmond.
When playing as Necropolis, as I've suddenly switched from Deidre/Lucretia to Naadir after realising how useful his petty ghosts can be: They REPLACE the enemy stack, meaning that a Fortress, Academy or Haven (or else) player with strong light magic abilities CANNOT ressurect their dead stacks!
But I wouldn't be surprised if someone realised and discussed this before me, as I've never really tried him before.
Elvin: Lions. I just see them ass the feral ruffian bogans of the animal kingdom. 'King of the Jungle', but it makes the females do all the work while it sits around on its lazy arse at home, playing Counterstrike and other crap like that, while the females exercise their athleticism and skillful hunting technique...they have manes that people adore, but they're brutal things...they (and other cats) have barbed penises and are some infertile as to have to 'do it' 20 or so times to impregnate the female (according to David Attenborough, I believe)...
regarding the manes, I have golden curly hair but see myself as a creature with a much more appealing personality, so rather than my hair being 'like a lion's mane', its more a case of lion's being bastards trying to copy something far superior than their sloppy lazy filthy brutal selves.
King of the Jungle? You live in the plains, ya ruddy git! Tigers live in Jungles AND, I might add, ARE STRONGER AND FASTER THAN YOU!
They're like the bloody braggy nincompoop kinds of people in the world...but animals with less intelligence but more reliance on instincts...THEY HAVE NO EXCUSES.
Personally, I love foxes.
...BAH OFF TOPIC! SORRY!
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