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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Pickup lines
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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted November 25, 2001 02:56 AM

...well I sorta did...I gave him one for starting this thread...but I'de prefer him not to have the penalty though with that though...either that, or I could award him again for something else
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Romana
Romana


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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted November 25, 2001 08:04 PM

I just use body language like making eye-contact..That's usually enough. I think that it's different for girls/women, much easier. I mean what man could resist the possibility of getting layed or something like that?
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Dajek
Dajek


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Psychedelic Knight
posted November 25, 2001 08:25 PM

Heheheheheeee...

Do not try these @ home...

"You need a man in Your life, babe, and I need a woman. Let`s step into each-others lives or whatever..."

"Heh-heh, would You carry my schoolbag?"

"If I`d say U have a sexy body, would u hold it against me?"

"I can make You feel like I`ve never had sex before."

"My lips are officially regristed weapons."

"I`ll not try to drag u away... You are like too heavy... Heh-heh, did u got the joke?"

"If I was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do IT in public"

"If U need a doctor of love then I`ve got that education..."

"Have You ever f****d a machine? It`s like with me, cus I`m a f**kmachine"

"If Ur a real hot chick, I bet I can cool u down"

"Hey, Ur the babe who is ready with everything with a guy, right? That`s exactly what I was looking 4!"

"Ur maybe not the hottest babe, but I bet U like to do it..."

from Beavis & Butthead or something...
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rogue
rogue


Promising
Famous Hero
Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
posted November 25, 2001 08:44 PM

Quote:
"I can make You feel like I`ve never had sex before."


I don't know if you mistyped or misquoted that, but it's snowing hilarious just like that!


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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted November 25, 2001 08:54 PM

I used to be very shy and had no self confidence so one day in the disco someone asked me to dance and I told him I wasn't confident enough."Shall I give you some confidance?" he asked..and before I knew what he meant we were kissing..
Now we're together 8 years and I regained my confidence and more.(I'm offcourse talking about Hexa!)
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Hexa
Hexa


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posted November 26, 2001 09:11 AM

Nothing to add here really … just wanted to read that sweet story from Romana again!@


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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted November 26, 2001 09:18 AM

...payback....

...you two should get a room... oh, wait... you DO have a room... oh, well...
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Milena
Milena


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in supreme disgrace
posted November 26, 2001 10:55 AM

How about the 2 of US

get a room? *looks at him*
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 26, 2001 02:51 PM

Aww... How cute! A marriage of two supreme heroes! Too bad only one of them is promising...
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted November 26, 2001 03:05 PM

that may be true Woocky...

...my Seron is better with words... I'm better with deeds...
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


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of Heroes
posted November 27, 2001 01:30 PM

If you're so good with deeds, Lith, then why are you still talking?

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Hexa
Hexa


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posted November 27, 2001 03:25 PM

Yeah man talk is sheap .. lets see some action...

[Hexa grabs a bag of nacho's and a six-pack and crahes on the nearest sofa to watch Lith in action]

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted November 27, 2001 04:55 PM

Shae and Hexa...

...tsk tsk tsk... what makes you think you will witness my actions?
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 27, 2001 09:10 PM

Hmm...

I've found this strange ever sice I got my first QP. I'm yet just another poster here on HC. I first came here just to talk about HoMM. But since not many of you want to talk about HoMM1 and 2, I was forced to talk about 3. But most of the interesting topics about H3 are all used up. Nothing new can be invented. And I can't go into stat discussions about Heroes3, so probably that's why I only post in the Tavern. Many unrelated posts I've posted. What's so special about them? Just more and more KB of data on HC. Is this quality material? I don't think so. I think you should take away all my QPs and give me some when I post something very good AND HoMM related.
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Hexa
Hexa


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posted November 27, 2001 10:43 PM

yep Lord_Woock I have to admit you got some real questionable QP's ... but than again who gives a ****
The're just little starts under your name
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 28, 2001 04:30 PM

The stars are OK. The only thing that troubles me is that 'Promising' stuff. I didn't promise anything!!!
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Nickman77
Nickman77


Famous Hero
from Poland.
posted November 28, 2001 06:55 PM

I`ve said it, but i`ll say again.
If U don`t want to be promising, U`ll have to write bad posts.
It`s simple, isn`t it???
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 28, 2001 07:25 PM

I don't want to write bad posts. The only way I would like to lose my QPs is one od the mods or Val taking them away.
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Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted November 29, 2001 06:40 PM

WoW

  The penalty was for nothing !!! I'm mad RMS, Really mad !!!
.......
OK I'm cool now !

So, I'm back! (I'll say that im each of my posts now)

AND, I, the thread starter, shall wanish all of the off-topics and post sonething on-topic:

This story is real AND it happend just a few days ago, BTW I'm 15 now (since the 25 of November) .

Me and my friend were going out of the school, and, few meters after the gate, this happened:
A girl [cute one] was standing there and while we passed by she asked my friend "Do you want to be my boyfriend?"! That was shocking ! He turned down and we went on. 'bout an hour after that he regreted that "Why did I turned her down ?!" he said, and added "She was cute!".

You may think I invented that, but i can swear it's true RL story !!!

"Unbelievable? Believe it !" -Ripley's "Believe It Or Not"
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 29, 2001 07:02 PM

Hmm... To be honest, the same thing happened to me.
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