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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted July 18, 2012 07:50 PM |
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A student was walking on a beach. He saw a man who was sinking. He saved him, and then he learned that man is his professor. Then, professor told him: "Thank you! What can I do for you in return?" "Please don't tell my friends I saved you."
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Sir_Stanil
Hired Hero
Yes, I'm an otaku... Live with it.
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posted July 21, 2012 08:09 PM |
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A snake was riding a bike and she met her friends: a fox and a bear.
"How can you ride a bike with no legs?" The bear said.
"Oh, look really!" Replied snake and fell of the bike.
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I don't care what my onii- chan says about me.
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markkur
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Once upon a time
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posted July 28, 2012 01:32 PM |
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"I dreamed I ate a 5 lb. marshmellow. When I woke-up my pillow was gone."
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"Do your own research"
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 31, 2012 05:15 PM |
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A boy comes home bleeding.
"MUM, MUM, guess what!"
"What?"
"A friend hit me with a bottle!"
"WHAT?!"
"Fooled ya! It wasn't a bottle, it was a brick!"
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted July 31, 2012 05:23 PM |
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That explains a-lot.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2012 03:51 PM |
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Two blondes are talking:
-What is the difference betwen a horse and a tiger?
-They're both animals.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 12, 2012 03:51 PM |
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A man teaches his son some basic Math:
-If I have 10 apples here and 10 apples here, how much apples do I have?
-A full basket!
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted August 15, 2012 04:08 PM |
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How would have movie "300" been called if Chuck Norris acted in it?
"1"
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Salamandre
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
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posted August 26, 2012 08:03 PM |
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Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
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Era II mods and utilities
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 26, 2012 08:09 PM |
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-Man, I have some bad news!
-What?!
-Your wife's mother fell of the bike and broke it...
-Those are not the bad news!
-...but the bike is yours.
-Noooo!
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted August 30, 2012 03:24 PM |
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20 y. ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no
Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!
How did a hobbit ruin a box match? He destroyed the ring.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' (This joke is the funniest joke ever, according to this.)
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 09, 2012 09:28 PM |
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Q: What's black, and doesn't work?
A: Half of London.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 09, 2012 09:33 PM |
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-I was in my car yesterday when I hit an old lady.
-WOW, you're so lucky!
-What? I had to pay 100$!
-Yeah, but you didn't run into an angry biker gang...
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 09, 2012 09:33 PM |
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Quote: Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
That's a good one.
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What will happen now?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 09, 2012 09:38 PM |
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Every man dreams about money.
Every woman dreams about money.
Only kids dream about inheriting it.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted September 09, 2012 09:44 PM |
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Thanks for this one,NoobX!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 09, 2012 09:54 PM |
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Thank you for the post.
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In the classroom
Teacher: Kids, if you had to choose between 1.000.000$ and a brain, what would you choose?
Student: I would take the money!!
Teacher: Well, you see, I would take the brain.
Student: Oh, Ok. Everyone should take what he needs.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 29, 2012 10:04 AM |
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"What is the colour of this grey suit?"
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted October 03, 2012 11:56 PM |
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Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 05, 2012 06:32 AM |
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Quote: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
If you have a problem, use XML. Now you have two problems.
If you have a problem, use Java. Now you have an AbstractProblemFactory.
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Eccentric Opinion
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