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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 20, 2008 10:15 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 12:16, 20 Aug 2008.
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Lol, no I was talking more like the random act of squirrel during the 2 vs mysterious mod match.
Edit : Btw no match tonight. Sadly have been in a poor mood tonight and not that inspired. Unless Lex wants to do his match today 
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 20, 2008 11:12 PM |
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@Omega: What? You withdraw?! Hah, allow me to quote you... 
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Boo!!! Adrius Omega sucks!!! BOOOOOO!!!!
You have to admit that's a pretty awesome ghost impression.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 21, 2008 04:21 AM |
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Until you have mastered the Dark Pandou, you are unworthy of facing me.
Doesn't sound like withdrawing to me . Prematch trashtalking FTW!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 21, 2008 12:43 PM |
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Is that a challenge?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 23, 2008 12:14 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 00:15, 23 Aug 2008.
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Bah... this "unworthy" thing is just a defence, in his heart, he knows that I'd kick his Panda-butt into oblivion. He just happened to catch me in a weakened state in that match.
Panda-Shapeshifting-Jutsu: 
Oh what am i doing? Be humble Adrius... conserve your Chi... 
Aoummmmmmm!! (Ancient Calming-Sutra)
Anyway, me and Oscarius are still the official champions
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 23, 2008 12:47 AM |
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Then, I would suggest a tag team battle. Who feels like joining in? Lex? Death? Anyone?
P.S.: I'm still a warlock. I'll change to Richard as soon as he starts killing people for no good reason, again.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 23, 2008 11:00 AM |
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Tonight is the revenge match between Adrius and Omega. Omega was reluctant, but once the all you can eat bamboo was offered, he was in like SIN. Tonights match is going to be a Chiyorlyn Street Match. Worse then any of the three cities street matches combine. There are cars, there are chains, there are hobos! Anything can be used as a weapon.
Lets get the introduction.
Weighing in at 5102 lbs- Omega the Giant Panda.
Weighing in at who the heck knows - Adrius!
Round 1 - It has already started out a bonecrunching match. Both competitors are being put through windows, hit with chains, and having hobos thrown onto them. It is horrindous, it is awful..*psst hey guys..you can start fighting now..the bell has wrung* it is monumental ladies and gentlemen. IF only you could see the action!!
Round 2 - Ow, Omega lands a devestating Panda Pounce. Wait .. there is a van pulling up. That is not supposed to be there! Figures are coming out..one has a blowgun...its PETA!!! They have used a tranquilizer on the Panda, and are throwing red paint on Adrius. They are shouting "Murderer!" over and over. They have locked Omega in a cage..and are carting him off. Looks like this one is going to Adrius by default.
(Later) "Ladies and gentlemen, we have an update. PETA has safely released Omega in the Panda's natural Habitat. However, since he isn't FROM China, he is going to have a heck of a time getting back. What a weird turn of events."
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 23, 2008 01:08 PM |
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LOL Awesome 
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 23, 2008 01:35 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 13:35, 23 Aug 2008.
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Best one so far
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 24, 2008 12:31 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 12:48, 24 Aug 2008.
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Laaaadddddiiieees and Gentlemen. Tonight is the first ever Lingerie, Pillow, paddle on a pole match. Mytical has ordered all the Divas to participate, and they should be down to the ring shortly.
Announcer 1 - Not that I have any problem seeing the divas in Lingerie, but what is Mytical thinking? Isn't this a bit risque for our audience?
Announcer 2 - Don't think it is for the audience..think it is for Mytical. Man are the Divas going to get Mytical back as soon as they can. I know people like Asheera and Kookastar are going to gut Mytical from stem to stern.
Announcer 1 - Maybe Mytical thinks it's worth it. Here comes the first contestants..wait...that isn't a diva...its ... its ... TNT!
Announcer 2 - And ... and Aculias..and both of them are in Lingerie..my eyes .. my eyes..somebody pluck out my eyes!
Announcer 1 - I am SURE that Mytical didn't mean or want this to happen! Looks like the Divas out smarted Mytical!
Round 1 - Due to the fact that our announcers won't watch or even look at the match, we can not tell you what transpired during the match. All we know is it ended in a draw..don't think either competitor could face the other long enough to actually fight....
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 24, 2008 12:46 PM |
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ROFL
This was the funniest round!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 24, 2008 12:56 PM |
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Way to go Mysty
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 24, 2008 01:30 PM |
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Funny as it is, you obviously underestimate TNT's and Acu's ability to look at each in any attire.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 25, 2008 11:41 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 12:10, 25 Aug 2008.
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Tonight we are going to have a word from our Owner Mytical. Don't think that is a good thing. The match is set for a Heck on the Deck match between Kookastar and Pandora. Obviously some form of punishment because of what happened last night. Mytical has arrived, lets go listen to the announcement.
"Let me first introduce myself. I am Mytical, and I OWN the Despute Ring. I am the boss, and if I say that there is going to be a Diva lingerie match, then there WILL be such a match. If I order the Divas to show up in their birthday suits and have a tickle match then that is what is gonna .... mmmph mm mmph!"
Announcer 1 - What is going on, she is moving her mouth but no sound is coming out!
*Myterious Voice* - "YOU may run the Despute Ring, and control the matches, but I control everything ELSE. I want to make myself clear. You WILL treat the stars good, and you WILL make sure that any questionable matches are agreed to by the participants. Else I will mute you and keep you that way until I get bored of it! Do I make myself clear?!"
Announcer 2 - It is the Mighty Val! Looks like he is schooling Mytical on to who actually is in charge!
Announcer 1 - Mytical is leaving with his...her...its..*whispers off mic* What IS Mytical anyhow?
Announcer 2 - You have got me..lets say..his for now
Announcer 1 - He is leaving with his tail between his legs. He is chaotic, he is fearless, but he is not stupid.
First our contestants.
Best known for unleashing all the worlds evil from a little box we have Pandora.
She mysterious and spooky, not at all a little ooky, she is Kookastar.
This match will be on a ship on water. You fall off the ship you lose, there is no other way to lose. This should be a good one, both competitors are very fierce.
Round 1 - As expected there is a lot of high flying, death defying moves in this match. The pace is fast and hectic. Kookastar throws herself toward the railing, but is caught by Pandora and slammed down in the middle of the Deck. Pandora is going up, up..she is climbing to the top mast to dive into the water, but Kookastar is up, and is dragging her down. A feirce Piledriver in the center of the ship.
Round 2 - Both competitors continue to try to loose the match on purpose, and try to stop the other from throwing the match. It is the craziest thing I have ever seen. They are running straight up masts, doing impossible leaps, and neither will let the other end up in the water.
Round 3 - where did they get the pirate swords from..and the outfits?! Now they are swordfighting dressed as pirates. Things are getting crazier and crazier. Oh! Pandora almost made it into the water that time, only to be pulled up by Kookastar. Another exchange of blows....me down what the heck?! Somebody has a submarine? Dolphins? Sharks! What in the name of sanity? Who ordered the back up?
Round 4 - Oh my, looks like Kookastar temporarily forgot she was trying to loose..she tossed Pandora into the briny deep. Which means she won..looks like it is finally setting in, and she is fit to be tied. *face turns white* Ok there are sailors out there that just vomited. Oh well we have our Winner! Kookastar.
Wonder what the trying to loose the match was about....
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 25, 2008 05:49 PM |
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I'm sorry, but any match between Pan and kooka that doesn't involve even a single pillow is just unrealistic.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted August 25, 2008 06:22 PM |
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I want to challenge Dagoth for this:
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To people who are mad as well *cough*Darkshadow*cough* "boingo boingo knickers!"
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 25, 2008 06:47 PM |
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Quote:
"boingo boingo knickers!"
Epic.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 27, 2008 12:17 AM |
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Tonights match will be DG vs Darkshadow. Now, while I work on that for tonight, have the first ever 'Fans Choice' matchup. The top two contestants that get nominated the most, in the type of match that recieves the most votes. Also, you can vote on stipulations. There is a limit on what type of match will be considerd and what stipulations. So..place your votes for Who and What (Type of match and stipulation)
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 27, 2008 12:33 AM |
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Wait, no 3-way match? Because I want to nominate LucJ, KD, and FF.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 27, 2008 10:09 AM |
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(You can vote for a 3 way match)
Laaaaddddiiies and Gentlemen, Chickens and Shellfish, tonight is a No.1 Contenders Match. Whoever wins will have first shot at the title if they so choose. Since there MUST be a winner, falls count anywhere and there will be no count outs. Winner will be decided by pinfall, submission, or disqualification.
Lets go to the ring for our introductions.
Our first Contestant..from the darkest abyss..well we don't know WHAT he is...but he is DG!
From out of the closet..wait no not like that! I mean like the boogyman thing..sheesh some people...he is DarkShadow!
Announcer 1 - this should be interesting. Ones a demon and one is undead. This could turn out to be a long match!
Round 1 - 30 Well the stands are empty, heck even the cleaning crew have went home. We knew it was going to be a long bout but 30 rounds? Neither even look a bit tired. They have been trading blows, high flying, and throwing everything but the kitchen sink at each other. Wait..looks like DG is getting frustrated. He has a kitchen sink...don't do it .. don't ... he did it. The ref seen it and is calling for the bell. DG is disqualified..that means Darkshadow is our no. 1 Contender!!!
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