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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 28, 2008 04:11 PM |
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Tossers were even before my time... which makes me wonder: would I make a decent tosser?
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 28, 2008 04:22 PM |
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I think that you would have been an excellent Tosser 
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 30, 2008 11:53 AM |
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The 4 vs 4 match will be up later tonight. It's been a few days (my weekend) and have to get back into the swing of things 
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 31, 2008 12:41 PM |
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Welcome again to the DEEEESPUTE Ring. Where grudges are settled, and axes are buried..often in people's backs. Tonight is a 4 vs 4 elimination bout. The match continues till all 4 on one side have been pinned, submitted, been counted out, or disqualified. That means it could end up 4 on 1...
With so many contestants, there will be no introductions, straight to the ring for the action.
Round 1 - Ref is having a hard time keeping order already. None of the competitors want to leave the ring. They all want to be first. Yep, there it goes. Turned into a free for all. Not even sure if they are going to pay attention to the fact they are on teams. Its fast and furious, no way to keep up with all the action.
Round 2 - The ref has gained some sembalence of control. Now it is one on one. For a whole 60 seconds..there goes the free for all again. Man these people just do not like each other. DG and TNT just both got themselves counted out, but I don't think they care. They are still slugging it out all the way back to the locker rooms. Now 3 on 3.
Round 3 - Carcity just eliminated Lex while trying to take out TA, TA didn't really care and Eliminated Geny for the fun of it. Asheera managed to get Elvin while he was laughing too hard to do much.
Round 4 - It's down to TA vs Carcity and Asheera. Wait! Somebody came out from the Crowd. It's Azagal, he just put a neckbreaker on Carcity, and turns around to come face to face with Asheera! He's backing up, apparently he doesn't want to strike her..she is stalking him, forgetting all about TA...she has him cornered..look like it's curtains for Azagal. She closes in..and gives him a kiss on the cheek..and ... he is out. Poor guy fainted. TA has pinned Carcity and sneaks up behind Asheera and..puts a pair of panties on her head?! He applies his Atomic Bomb..and this one is over. Winner...the team of TA, Geny, TNT, and Elvin.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 31, 2008 12:46 PM |
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AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT!!
Hiiihiihiihihii Asheera kissed meeee uhhhhh~~~~~~ OMG! She took my innocence .
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 31, 2008 12:50 PM |
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Quote:
She closes in..and gives him a kiss on the cheek..and ... he is out. Poor guy fainted.
Rolf. The best one so far. The poor guy fainted.
I always knew Asheera had some deep secrets. 
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 31, 2008 12:51 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 31, 2008 12:53 PM |
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LOL
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 31, 2008 12:56 PM |
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Poor Carcity, don't know what people have against him, but he is getting attacked from behind all the time.
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Adrius
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Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 31, 2008 02:10 PM |
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Heh, Awesome! 
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 31, 2008 04:59 PM |
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Told ya, you didn't have a chance... noobs!!!
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Elvin
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Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 31, 2008 06:27 PM |
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Tell 'em Geny! And awesome conclusion btw
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 01, 2008 10:10 AM |
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Ok..time for Carcity to get some revenge. It is a handicap match. Carcity vs Lex and Azagal. In the first ever two peice bathing suit match. Whoever gets pinned, counted out, submits, or disqualified has to wear a two peice bathing suit in their next match. First some prematch trash talking.
Lexxan - "Carcity, you have really stepped in it this time. Challenging both me AND Azagal at the same time? What are you crazy? You are going down faster then.." somebody whispers something.."Oh..right public place..nevermind. You are going to loose though!"
Azagal - "I have to partner with WHO? No..no way. Not going to happen..not in a million years." somebody whispers something to him. "Dang it..I'll get Mytical for this..and his little dog too..." then realizing he isn't in a wizard of oz knock off.. "I mean I want a match against Mytical!"
Carcity - .......
Round 1 - Well the team of Azagal and Lex are showing some ok teamwork, keeping the tags going. Carcity is holding his own however. Wait...he is making some sort of motion..and there is an odd sound outside. The roof! It has been torn off..and there is some sort of .. dragon..outside? Wait..I am being told it is called Behamut..and he can only summon it once in his life..this is going to be ... ewwww that is gonna leave a stain..both competitors..and half the arena was just charbroiled...the ref isn't calling for a DQ .. why isn't he calling for a DQ? Carcity Pins Lex..1-2-3 Carcity wins..and hands a wad of cash to the ref...
Here comes Mytical..He looks up at the hovering dragon, gulps and says. "I'll allow it.." then runs away! Victory by dragon..now that has to be a new one!
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Azagal
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Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted September 01, 2008 11:02 AM |
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I don't know how you do it but somehow you capture me REALLY well. Apart from that it's hillarious... but nothing can beat the most romatic knock out of all time~~~ I don't know what to say to Asheera.
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 01, 2008 11:05 AM |
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Just invite her to your next match where you'll have to wear a two piece bathing suit.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 01, 2008 11:05 AM |
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It just pleases me people are enjoying it, even if it is getting harder and harder to come up with ways of suprising people hehe. As long as people enjoy it will keep making them. Oh and why has nobody challenged for the belt yet?!
Edit : Geny - LOL
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 01, 2008 01:10 PM |
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pwnage
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 01, 2008 05:06 PM |
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I'm challenging the current champion(s?) and, if anyone is up for it (like say, lex or death or ash or some random guy) then I suggest a tag team match.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 01, 2008 05:08 PM |
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I'm with you Dagoth
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 01, 2008 05:09 PM |
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