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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 01, 2008 05:13 PM |
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Alright, wicked! Evil teams up to claim championship title.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 01, 2008 05:15 PM |
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I'll help you Dagoth as well 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 01, 2008 05:19 PM |
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Mysty, I'd like to host another match, if that were possible (Great Fun! Right, Boo?)
(I already have an idea... )
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted September 01, 2008 05:50 PM |
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no did I have to use my behemoth.
Oh well I have 2 more
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 01, 2008 08:18 PM |
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Lex, I don't mind if nobody else does. Go for it. As for the next match, stay tuned..there will be havoc.
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted September 01, 2008 09:16 PM |
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Edited by Oscarius at 21:16, 01 Sep 2008.
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Wait is it Adrius and Me vs. Dagoth and the TheDeath or will Asheera join too in thier team.
This should be even, A Noob and a mentor vs. a Warlock the ultimate Death and possible a leathal assasin, this is gonna go well
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Need moar avatars!
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MarcusX
Known Hero
*happyface*
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posted September 01, 2008 10:44 PM |
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Hahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO this is a great thread. great video ash.
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I use big words to make myself
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 01, 2008 10:52 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 23:11, 01 Sep 2008.
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Hah, combatants, your destiny is set, I'm up for everything ya got.
Adrius is ready for your puny skills, you're nothing but empty bottles in the world's recycling box compared to me.
Prepare to be annihilated, you'll be face down in a pool of blood and intestines before the first bell rings!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 01, 2008 11:15 PM |
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Prepare to be annihilated, you'll be face down in a pool of blood and intestines before the first bell rings!
We have neither of those things...
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 01, 2008 11:28 PM |
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Then I'll just take whatever's in there...
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 02, 2008 01:11 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 11:25, 03 Sep 2008.
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Greetings true disbelievers, it is I Mytical Lee bringing you yet another wonderful instalment to the Despute Ring. Now you may remember that when we last left our heroes Oscarius and Adrius, they had just emerged victorious in a grand battle of good vs evil. Lets join them now as they face their toughest battle to date. Not 1, not 2, but 3 superpowered vilians trying to take their power belts away...
((Obscure references ftw...wonder who all can name me all the weird references I have made so far  )).
Announcer - We have a special announcement straight from Mytical. He doesn't seem to care if he becomes unpopular. This one is a doozy. Unless one of the team Oscarius and Adrius win, only one person can have the belt. Also..get this..Anybody on the team facing the two can pin anybody and win the belt. Even their own teammates. Also, if Asheera is the one pinned she must face Azagal in the first ever Inter Gender Bikini Match...
Announcer 2 - Also we have word from 'the fates'. Since all contestants are in a 'mortal' competition..all undead, death, death beings, or just about everybody else is having their 'abilities' toned down. Guess they want a more even playing field. That has to hurt. They wanted us to note this does not mean total removal of all abilities...
Round 1 - Well what was going to be a 2 on 3 has turned into a 4 on 1. Every one of them are trying to pin Asheera. Only the fact that they won't let each other pin her has kept this match going. Guess they want to see her in a Bikini. Adrius is motioning for Oscarius..whispering something to him. They both have went to seperate corners..and are just watching. DG and TheDeath don't notice the other two have stopped. Too focused on trying to pin Asheera. They are fighting each other.
Round 2 - Well with the bell the two were found out, and it's back into a free for all. Asheera is hurt, and staying out of it, but DG and thedeath are so mad that they have stopped focusing on her. It's getting messy in there. All 4 look like somebody threw them in a meatgrinder....six times.
Round 3 - The ground is shaking...the earth is being opened up. All the contenders have stopped fighting. The hole is belching fire, smoke, and there is a terrible noise..something is coming out. It's a ... its a .. Red Chicken. Wait..somebody is charging from the dressing room. Its ... its a guy with a cleaver..could have swore it was a panda 2 seconds ago..the guy is screaming "DIE FOUL CHICKEN DIE!" he spears the chicken..which falls onto Asheera, and knocks all but Oscarius out of the ring..he is seizing the oportunity..he has pinned Asheera!!! Winners and STILL champs Oscarius and Adrius. Now..just want to know who this Mordoc is..and what was with the demonic chicken...
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 02, 2008 01:31 PM |
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Also, if Asheera is the one pinned she must face Azagal in the first ever Inter Gender Bikini Match
LOL
Also, Demonic Chicken
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 02, 2008 02:05 PM |
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It probably was Cepheus in his HoMM 1 days.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 02, 2008 07:31 PM |
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Told ya you can't win. We're simply too good.
Our blessed fists burning with sacred suffering shall purge the demonic winds of heresy and... *Random EPIC prematch-bladder*
Demonic Chicken ftw.
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted September 02, 2008 08:18 PM |
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Ya, once again we stand victorius.
We seem to be the best at tagteaming and at avoiding demon- chickens
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Need moar avatars!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 03, 2008 11:43 AM |
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Special Warning - Parents take your children out of the room, cover their eyes, or otherwise be warned. There will be Bikini's in the next match. Val help us all...
Laaaadies and Gentleworms...welcome to a special edition of the Deeeespute Ring. Tonight we have the first ever Intergender Bikini Bout. Both Contestants will wrestle in a two peice bikini. HOWEVER the winner of the match gets a title shot AND the right to put Mytical in any type of match with anybody..including handicap matches.
Lets get to the introductions.
Azagal's new outfit is a bit odd, we will have to have a confrence with him to explain it..but anyhow our first contestant is Azagal.
Announcer 1 - Ugh, he looks absolutely terrible in a two peice. Gonna have nightmares for a week.
From the darkest depths of your nightmares, the last person you will ever see...she is Asheera.
Announcer 1 - Here she comes in her biki...*a long silence follows*
Announcer 2 (female) - My partner seems to be mesmerized by Asheera in a two peice bathing suit...pardon him while he drools. Looking around, most of the guys in the audience are not in much better shape.
Round 1 - Azagal is paralyzed. Don't know if it is because he is reluctant to fight a female, or that he too is mezmerized by the sight of Asheera in a two peice bikini. Wonder if she will put him out of his misery fast? Asheera seems to have no problem hurting him, and she isn't mesmerized either. OUCH, Yikes! Hey..can a person bend that way! Nope looks like Azagal isn't getting off easy..she is putting him through the wringer.
Round 2 - Asheera continues to dish out the punishment, guess she doesn't mind all the guys leering at her. Poor Azagal has to be in a lot of pain by now..wait..its the mystery mod again! She has come out and .. what is she doing. She just yanked the Bikini top off of Asheera. Asheera turns red and covers herself, but Azagal is unable to take advantage for the pin. Asheera quickly covers him for the win, and ducks out of the ring straight to the back. You can bet she will want revenge on the Mystery Mod.
Announcer 2 - Who is the Mystery Mod, why did she try to help Azagal?
Who will be able to unmask her?!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 03, 2008 11:54 AM |
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Who is the Mystery Mod, why did she try to help Azagal?
Who cares? As long as she keeps undressing beautiful women it's fine with me!
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted September 03, 2008 12:05 PM |
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Edited by Azagal at 12:06, 03 Sep 2008.
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THANK YOU MYSTERY MOD!! THANK YOUUU!!!
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Asheera quickly covers him for the win, and ducks out of the ring straight to the back.
I am the happiest member HC has ever had and will ever have!! Haahahaa hiihi.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 03, 2008 12:10 PM |
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Just for the record when Asheera kills me for what happened above I want this put on my tombstone. "It was worth it."
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 03, 2008 12:11 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 12:11, 03 Sep 2008.
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First it was just a kiss and next thing we know those two are lying together on the mat half-naked... what exactly is going on between Azagal and Asheera?
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