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ihor
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posted September 27, 2009 09:57 AM |
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Harvard is top school of Sanitarywave Industry.
Their slogan: "If you don't know much about sh.., then don't poke your nose into sanitary engineering"
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 27, 2009 10:11 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 10:14, 27 Sep 2009.
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((Old one too close to another entry))
Harvard is the leading school in Botony, that is why it is called an 'Ivy' League school.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 27, 2009 03:02 PM |
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Door-to-door marketing
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted September 27, 2009 04:01 PM |
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Harvard is the top school of not getting any. Harvard products are the best of the best, manufacturing the worst guide to chicks. It is very famous due to its catchy avoiding a date phrase "Can we leave it till Friday?Cause i have a serious case of gonorrea" and the classic "meet me there, ill be farting momīs garlic shrimp fajitas".
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Trashid
Famous Hero
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posted October 12, 2009 05:44 PM |
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What happened?
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted October 12, 2009 09:56 PM |
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i got to busy in RL
sorry, if anyone has the time they can take over
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Berny-Mac
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Lord Vader
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posted October 13, 2009 12:16 AM |
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If you would, I propose that someone with way too much time on their hands should acquire this task, which is not me, more like, oh, i dunno...Alcibiades?
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 13, 2009 02:03 PM |
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oh i want in this game!
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted October 14, 2009 12:23 AM |
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fine, IF! you be the game master first.
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Here it is!
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted October 14, 2009 01:34 AM |
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go and do your best and may the all caps be with you.
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted October 14, 2009 01:46 AM |
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Anyone to lead?
BTW thatīs not a question to answer wrongly...
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted October 14, 2009 03:12 AM |
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May the dorks be with you...always...unless you're taking a shower...or changing...or mastur-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here it is!
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 14, 2010 05:31 AM |
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And Mvass said, let this game be revived!
Next question: What happened to the Holy Roman Empire?
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Berny-Mac
Promising
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Lord Vader
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posted August 14, 2010 07:19 AM |
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You see The Holy Roman Empire was home to what? Mig-21s, duh! And who bought these Mig-21s? Cuban hipsters. And what did Cuban hipsters smoke the most? Seaweed! Who eats a lot of seaweed? Canadians! Where do Canadians live? Hotlanta! What is Hotlanta known for? Its excessive giraffe population of course! And what do giraffes like to do? Create peace signs while blowing up certain juice factories. What are peace signs against? Mig-21s, which come from the Holy Roman Empire. And where are these certain juice factories? The Holy Roman Empire!
All of these irrevocable facts only lead to the fact that Giraffes from Hotlanta, Noob Jersey, destroyed the economy of the Holy Roman Empire, which led to its downfall and destruction. The End.
(Applause)
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 14, 2010 07:45 AM |
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The Holy Roman Empire was actually a super secret test ran by the Atlantians. They wanted to see how much people would blindly follow something, so they sat down and created the "Bible". It was an absolute stroke of genius. They planted the seeds, and after awhile the humans, in conjunction with the alien race Mixupeans (and the atlantians using their advance holographic technology to become somebody called Ceason or something) started the Holy Rollon Empire, but the masses misheard it, and thought they said Roman..but anyhow..this is not about how it was started.
After awhile the Atlantians had all the research they needed, so they stopped helping the Roman Empire, and it's enemies quickly started to dismantle them.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 14, 2010 10:33 AM |
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The Roman empire still exists to this day, although it's now a shadow of its former self. It's new capital city is Reykjavik, although the UN prefers to classify it as a 'micronation'.
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ihor
Supreme Hero
Accidental Hero
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posted August 14, 2010 12:22 PM |
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Ha ha I loved this game, nice we revived it. 
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Obviously atrocious barbarians invented a time machine, brought Gorbachev from future and sent him as a mole, so he easily ruined the Holy Roman Empire  .
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 14, 2010 12:48 PM |
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They were conquered by Germany.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 14, 2010 12:55 PM |
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((not for the contest : I am sure it involved a pie and a slingshot.. but I just can't figure it out. Yeah I am in a weird mood))
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Drakon-Deus
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Nixonite
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posted August 14, 2010 01:00 PM |
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it was turned into Disneyland
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