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Keksimaton
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posted August 14, 2010 07:57 PM |
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Nationalism spread like wildfire causing the people to revolt and form their own nations.
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mvassilev
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posted August 27, 2010 09:01 PM |
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What happened to the Holy Roman Empire?
Berny-Mac: You see The Holy Roman Empire was home to what? Mig-21s, duh! And who bought these Mig-21s? Cuban hipsters. And what did Cuban hipsters smoke the most? Seaweed! Who eats a lot of seaweed? Canadians! Where do Canadians live? Hotlanta! What is Hotlanta known for? Its excessive giraffe population of course! And what do giraffes like to do? Create peace signs while blowing up certain juice factories. What are peace signs against? Mig-21s, which come from the Holy Roman Empire. And where are these certain juice factories? The Holy Roman Empire!
All of these irrevocable facts only lead to the fact that Giraffes from Hotlanta, Noob Jersey, destroyed the economy of the Holy Roman Empire, which led to its downfall and destruction. The End.
Too long. 1.
Mytical: The Holy Roman Empire was actually a super secret test ran by the Atlantians. They wanted to see how much people would blindly follow something, so they sat down and created the "Bible". It was an absolute stroke of genius. They planted the seeds, and after awhile the humans, in conjunction with the alien race Mixupeans (and the atlantians using their advance holographic technology to become somebody called Ceason or something) started the Holy Rollon Empire, but the masses misheard it, and thought they said Roman..but anyhow..this is not about how it was started.
After awhile the Atlantians had all the research they needed, so they stopped helping the Roman Empire, and it's enemies quickly started to dismantle them.
I sea. Still too long, though. 1.
Trogdor: The Roman empire still exists to this day, although it's now a shadow of its former self. It's new capital city is Reykjavik, although the UN prefers to classify it as a 'micronation'.
Too bad it's still suffering from volcanoes. 2.
ihor: Obviously atrocious barbarians invented a time machine, brought Gorbachev from future and sent him as a mole, so he easily ruined the Holy Roman Empire
Mr. Gorbachev! Tear down this empire! 2.
Dagoth: They were conquered by Germany.
Damn those bloodthirsty barbarians, conquering themselves like that! 3.
drakon-deus: it was turned into Disneyland
Well, that explains why the "Holy" is gone. 2.
ohforf: There never was a holy roman empire.
The rest of it is where ever TheDeath is right now.
Romania? 1.
keksi: Nationalism spread like wildfire causing the people to revolt and form their own nations.
Wrong answer game. 1.
1. Dagoth - 3
2. drakon-deus - 2
2. ihor - 2
2. Trogdor - 2
3. ohforf - 1
3. Mytical - 1
3. Berny-Mac - 1
3. keksi - 1
Next question:
What did Robert Oppenheimer say upon seeing the first atomic bomb test?
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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
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posted August 27, 2010 09:12 PM |
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I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 27, 2010 09:22 PM |
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8H7Jibx-c0)
We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried... most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says:
"Now I am become TheDeath, the destroyer of threads"
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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lucky_dwarf
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Visiting
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posted August 27, 2010 10:00 PM |
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"phew, who ate all those beans?"
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So much has changed in my absence.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted August 27, 2010 10:15 PM |
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Back to the drawing board...
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 28, 2010 12:31 AM |
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"That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind!"
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 28, 2010 11:01 AM |
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"Did anyone double check the location?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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ddpro
Known Hero
HC Adventurer From China
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posted August 28, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Vraaaaaaaam
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A jewel is just a pebble that found a way to shine.
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ihor
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Accidental Hero
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posted August 29, 2010 10:33 AM |
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Edited by ihor at 10:34, 29 Aug 2010.
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"Hey grandma, I did what you asked, can you give me cookies now?"
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mvassilev
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posted September 14, 2010 09:47 PM |
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Keksi: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Wrong answer game. 1.
blizzardboy:We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried... most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says:
"Now I am become TheDeath, the destroyer of threads"
Now I am become Mvass, the reviewer of answers. 2.
lucky_dwarf: "phew, who ate all those beans?"
Probably some old fart. 2.
drakon_deus: Back to the drawing board...
Not that funny, sorry. 1.
Dagoth_Gares: "That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind!"
And indeed it was. 2.
Trogdor: "Did anyone double check the location?"
Looks like we got some civilians. And nothing of value was lost. 2.
ddpro: Vraaaaaaaam
Yeah, they probably needed more VRAM to render the explosion . 1.
ihor: "Hey grandma, I did what you asked, can you give me cookies now?"
"You're a good grandchild, J. Robert." 3.
1. Dagoth - 5
1. ihor - 5
2. Trogdor - 4
3. drakon-deus - 3
4. keksi - 2
4. blizzardboy - 2
4. lucky_dwarf - 2
5. ohforf - 1
5. Mytical - 1
5. Berny-Mac - 1
5. ddpro - 1
Next: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted September 14, 2010 10:15 PM |
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 14, 2010 10:24 PM |
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Who didn't take the cookie from the cookie jar?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
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posted September 14, 2010 10:25 PM |
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"Who smelt it, dealt it," it's you mvass!
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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ihor
Supreme Hero
Accidental Hero
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posted September 14, 2010 11:37 PM |
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No, it was ohforf, otherwise show me another reason we haven't heard him since last week.
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Warlord
Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
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posted September 14, 2010 11:38 PM |
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Al Capone. It's too bad he didn't pay his taxes.
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
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Visiting
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posted September 15, 2010 12:08 AM |
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The IRS
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So much has changed in my absence.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 15, 2010 10:03 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 10:06, 15 Sep 2010.
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Next: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Whoever did that must have a huge chocolate chip on the shoulder
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted September 15, 2010 11:12 PM |
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 16, 2010 09:54 AM |
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Alberto Contador
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