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mvassilev
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posted August 24, 2009 05:30 AM |
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I can't believe my mom would stoop so low
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said, "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said, "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said, "Today at 12pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said, "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said, "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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Miru
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posted August 24, 2009 06:03 AM |
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Why does your mom need an accurate measure of your weight? At THAT much accuracy things like what you ate screw it up (not to mention our systems for BMI are no where near that accurate)
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Binabik
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posted August 24, 2009 06:23 AM |
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I wonder if anyone ever pees in that water.
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Rarensu
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posted August 24, 2009 09:57 AM |
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It's a hospital. Practically everyone there has some sort of disease. It's the #1 place to catch an infection, you know.
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Azagal
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posted August 24, 2009 10:03 AM |
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wouldn't have done the job? Why so exact?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 24, 2009 10:06 AM |
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Maybe that's a polite way to say that you're fat.
Or too skinny.
Or maybe she's using somekind of secret formula to calculate who is going to be your perfect mating partner. 
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baklava
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posted August 24, 2009 10:23 AM |
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So did all the quotewars your entire life flash in front of your eyes?
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Doomforge
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posted August 24, 2009 11:01 AM |
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Lol what's the difference whether you weight like 80 kg or 80,03kg?
Just use a damn balance!
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DagothGares
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posted August 24, 2009 01:03 PM |
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Maybe it's just me, but aren't you weightless under water?
And I thought xerox was going to complain about facebook again 
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Mytical
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posted August 24, 2009 01:06 PM |
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I thought pretty much the same thing Dagoth. Heck NASA uses underwater training to simulate the conditions in space...????
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Ednaguy
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My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted August 24, 2009 05:03 PM |
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Are you going to tell us what your weight was? 
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Cepheus
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posted August 24, 2009 05:04 PM |
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Quote:
I can't believe my mom would stoop so low
I can't believe you're shameless enough to rip your memes from IGN.
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mvassilev
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posted August 24, 2009 05:06 PM |
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*ding ding ding*
Cepheus, you're no fun.
Although I wouldn't stoop so low as to go to IGN(ornance). I got it from GameFAQs.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 24, 2009 06:41 PM |
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Hey!
You're not supposed to ruin all the fun!
But somehow the part where your sister has long flowing blonde hair underwater is just...
WTF man? Why do we need that info? :shocked:
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Elvin
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posted August 24, 2009 06:54 PM |
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Was a bit surprised that people replied seriously here. Isn't that something like xerox would say?
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pei
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posted August 26, 2009 01:24 AM |
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I agree with jonas & i think that this thread isnt full with violent comments because they are deeply interested in your long flowing blonde haired sister
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 26, 2009 04:23 PM |
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Okay, this is going to be a bit tactless, but I have to ask,
Are you fat?
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Geny 
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 26, 2009 05:08 PM |
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Doomforge
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posted August 26, 2009 05:46 PM |
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Give us your height and weight, mvass 
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pei
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posted August 26, 2009 07:37 PM |
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I dont intend to offend u or something, but it sounds like ur mom is the one that has problems with your weight. Really dont know why she wanted the exact weight. I guess that if u posted this is because u want our opinions, u want us to reply.
I think that overweight is not the real problem in most of the cases. Its a confidence issue.
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