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Warlord
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posted May 17, 2011 11:37 PM |
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Of course.
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 17, 2011 11:37 PM |
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Edited by Smithey at 23:40, 17 May 2011.
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LOL don't worry I'm getting limited as well at 20, kamikaze is the only way to go with certain rogues
edit : btw most of the facts in the original post are actually correct about babies (when excluding the obvious stuff of course)
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:40 PM |
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But wait... I'm the rogue. And I don't have a post limit. I found a flaw in the plan.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Smithey
Promising
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 17, 2011 11:42 PM |
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Certain rogues gnomes, certain rogues
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Jabanoss
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Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 17, 2011 11:44 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 23:45, 17 May 2011.
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Ahh if only Ohforf was, then we could have submitted ourself to some serious discussions about babies once the "non-promising" folks here disappeared..
Anyways, babies are like dogs, they need to be taught and trained.
Now it would be much better if babies were like cats, because then they would have been born with all the needed knowledge and behavior right from the start.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:47 PM |
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Quote: Anyways, babies are like dogs, they need to be taught and trained.
Now it would be much better if babies were like cats, because then they would have been born with all the needed knowledge and behavior right from the start.
Agree!!!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 17, 2011 11:48 PM |
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Sorry Gnomsey, there is a secret battle for the salvation of the universe as we know it, going on right now ... between two equally evil and dastardly tyrants (who shall remain nameless ... *cough Smithey *cough).
But do not fear, this evil creatures attempts at world domination, by random impregnation, will not work. There is a selfless heroine fighting for all that is good and just.
So you see this thread was merely subterfuge and a trap to lure the unsuspecting HC females into mass impregnation. But never fear I have put a little something in the water to counteract this. However, there may be some side effects for you guys, but I figured it was worth it
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:50 PM |
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It's fine. Being the paranoid little bugger I am, I bring my water with me wherever I go. Also, should I send the assassins, M'lady?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 17, 2011 11:51 PM |
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Thank you Gnomsey I have it under control.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted May 17, 2011 11:51 PM |
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The water is poisoned?
Yeah!
For me it doesn't matter. 90% that I can't have a children, so you're free to go Meroe!
Save the world from mass impregnation!
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted May 17, 2011 11:57 PM |
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Getting kicked in the nads is totally worse than giving birth.
After the pain is over, we don't go and say we want to do it again.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 18, 2011 12:05 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 00:08, 18 May 2011.
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@City ... I think you will find that's the endorphins kicking after .... after she's survived the ordeal!!!!
I assume that giving birth gets easier after each child, otherwise I can't for the life of me work out why anyone would ever do it again? Maybe get to the point where they drop out??
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
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posted May 18, 2011 12:07 AM |
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According to my mother, childbirth actually isn't very painful. Then again, I've heard other women say it's the worst experience ever.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 12:08 AM |
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It hurts like hell and I said after my first haing endured 48 hours in labour never again, but I did.
I'd love to have another as well hehe. The end result is worth the pain, well for the next couple of years then they give you a different pain lol.
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blizzardboy
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posted May 18, 2011 12:10 AM |
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That's hot.
JUST SAYIN'.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 18, 2011 12:13 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 00:14, 18 May 2011.
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My aunt gave birth to twins naturally .... I personally think she deserve a medal. OHFG I just thought, what about those women in poorer countries, they give birth with no medical attention, no pain relief ..... oh good grief!!!! Women die in childbirth for crying out loud!!
Actually I've had another even more frightening thought ... twins run in my family (I am a twin myself) ... we have twins in every generation ..... oh Lord!!!
After I've recovered from my fainting and vomiting episode, I'm off to the convent. I've scared myself silly now.
EDIT: SELCY!!! SELCY!!! 48 hours!!! You want me dead, you do really!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 18, 2011 12:15 AM |
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You mean there's two of you?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 18, 2011 12:16 AM |
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Edited by Smithey at 02:39, 18 May 2011.
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Interesting, more enemies revealed, wog, now gnomes as well, I knew babies would throw her off her game psychological warfare is working great, she started to panic, poisoned the water, playing right into my hands by securing no future offsprings on planet earth which will result in less slaves but in less soldiers as well... once my forces get ready to invade her galaxy the resistance will be futile.... first phase of a flawless plan completed
commence phase Two of preparations, start with the subliminal messaging of words "baby rogues", "stretch beyond the realm of possibilities", "smithey" ..... muahahahaha
[dissapearing voice]
one two smithey is coming for you
three four better lock your door
five six get your crucifix
seven eight don't stay up late....
baby rogues.....
[silence/]
Have to do something with the stupid inner voice....
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 18, 2011 12:18 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 00:19, 18 May 2011.
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No Blizz there is only one of me .... don't get your hopes up!! lol
I was a twin, my twin died in-utero. As my father once called me ... "the evil twin".
EDIT: Oh dear, in my panic I've allowed myself to be distracted. Must ........ resist ......
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 12:24 AM |
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That was the easy one the second was 5 days with contractions every 10 mins. When I decided enough was enough I asked my hubby to take me in to the hospital but as he had been at work insisted we went to Burger King for lunch and he sent me in to get it lol. Surpsrising how quick you get served when you shout owwww lol.
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