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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Babies....
Thread: Babies.... This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV
Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 18, 2011 11:24 PM

Quote:

The hard part will be if I'll marry with my loved one. She wants children so much. The victim of this situation is purely she and not me...


Let it be noted that I have noticed the enormous posibility for a joke there and have chosen to restrain myself....

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted May 18, 2011 11:29 PM

Wow when this thread started I never imagined it turning out like this.

I don't know what to say Duke apart from sorry and I hope we didn't cause you too much upset.
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 19, 2011 01:21 AM

I like to stretch my legs before i play sports or run!
Does that count
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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 19, 2011 01:26 AM

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I like to stretch my legs before i play sports or run!
Does that count


I like to stretch my legs before i play sports or run! engage in a "physical activity"
Does that count

There fixed it for you, no need to thank me, that's what I do

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted May 19, 2011 01:28 AM
Edited by selcy at 01:29, 19 May 2011.

Quote:
Quote:
I like to stretch my legs before i play sports or run!
Does that count


I like to stretch my legs before i play sports or run! engage in a "physical activity"
Does that count

There fixed it for you, no need to thank me, that's what I do

*slap*
You have to behave when Princess Selina is around .
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 19, 2011 01:32 AM
Edited by Aculias at 01:33, 19 May 2011.

Selcy + cheeky x Melroe - Blimey = Naughty
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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted May 19, 2011 01:34 AM

Quote:
Selcy + cheeky x Melroe - Blimey = Naughty

i'm the innocent one .
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 19, 2011 01:46 AM

Let me rephrase

ENGLAND = Selcy + cheeky x Melroe - Blimey = Naughty
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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 21, 2011 05:51 PM

Quote:
Why is this thread being revived??  Did I not make myself clear??

Sex without pregnancy (Thank the Lord); detachable portable wombs; 48hr to 10 year labors!!; burgers; unnatural stretching!!!!!

I'm too sensitive for this.  You're all just beasts trying to ruin my innocent mind!!

Oooh I posted outside the VW ......... YAY!!!!



SEE? Told you that she will return. Why? Because the devil never sleeps
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 22, 2011 12:58 PM

Someone called??
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 22, 2011 01:08 PM

Captain Kirk can you save me? I think she wants to have your baby!
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Dreaming of a Better World

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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 22, 2011 03:09 PM

Quote:
Someone called??


Yes, one bony man. I think from there.
*points to a skeleton of a hangman that has been hanging there for 1000 years*
I think he said something about devil and then you showed up.
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MacMasterMC
MacMasterMC


Known Hero
Resurrected Loreweaver
posted May 27, 2011 08:20 PM

[To Happy] Make sure you only use your powers for good. Lest a hero rises to correct an evil.
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...a shimmer in the woods, with
an expectant feel to the air...
...a figure takes shape...

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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 27, 2011 10:48 PM

Quote:
[To Happy] Make sure you only use your powers for good. Lest a hero rises to correct an evil.


IŽll try, but skeleton is naturally evil... But the happy part of me can make me become good.
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Warlord
Warlord


Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
posted May 27, 2011 10:50 PM

No, skeleton is naturally dead.
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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 27, 2011 10:56 PM

Quote:
No, skeleton is naturally dead.


True indeed, same as happy skeleton is naturally happy
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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted May 27, 2011 11:04 PM

Quote:
Lest a hero rises to correct an evil.

*Startles awake* I wasn't sleeping! Not at all... Wait, no wrong needs to be corrected?

damn you all to the seventh ring of Blizz.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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