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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 18, 2011 12:30 AM |
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That was the easy one the second was 5 days with contractions every 10 mins. When I decided enough was enough I asked my hubby to take me in to the hospital but as he had been at work insisted we went to Burger King for lunch and he sent me in to get it lol. Surpsrising how quick you get served when you shout owwww lol.
If that was me, I would have kicked him to high heaven, in labor or not!!! Refuse to take me to the hospital will mean a trip to ER for him!!! 
I have deciced I am leaving this thread now, because it is causing me permanent emotional damage!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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HappySkeleton
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Dead happy
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posted May 18, 2011 01:59 PM |
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Im 100% positive that meroe will return 
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Insanity
Known Hero
Brain cells killa
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posted May 18, 2011 02:11 PM |
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eeeeeek funny threadzie with funny memberzzz 
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 18, 2011 09:52 PM |
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Insanity, doth thou speak ancient englise at all? Varily, I can not comprehend thy words for thine own meanings. Art thou posting from thy phone?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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selcy
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posted May 18, 2011 09:56 PM |
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Well I guess the safest way of not having babies is to either be gay or not have sex at all .
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
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posted May 18, 2011 10:13 PM |
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Well I guess the safest way of not having babies is to either be gay or not have sex at all .
But sex IS good! And can make without to get pregnant
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Smithey
Promising
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 18, 2011 10:17 PM |
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What are you talkin about ? What sorcery is this ? Sex without pregnancy ? It makes no sense, Explain yourself young man !
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MacMasterMC
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Resurrected Loreweaver
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posted May 18, 2011 10:20 PM |
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While that is true, Selcy, I would guess that about 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999.....................................for a long way percent of the human race just cant keep themselves in their pants.
Self control is a dead art form anymore...
I wonder just how bad it will get before this world is consumed in flame, but then I remember. It will be as bad as it can possibly be.
Child birth, whether painless or not, is miraculous.
The sacrifice necessary to bring a life into this world, by BOTH a dedicated mother and father, is beyond human comprehension. I don't care who you are. It is a holy and blessed sacrifice.
If a mother and father are not dedicated (to being the kind of parents they need to to raise that child in a loving, nurturing, non emotionally neutering way), then that becomes the worst abomination this planet can ever see.
I wish we could all just be grateful for the gifts and blessings we have.
Too much time, energy, and wasted, painful emotions are spent on things that ultimately not only do not help anyone to grow, but in most cases set ourselves and everyone else who sees or hears what we do backward.
Who knows if anyone will really appreciate the truth of what I have shared or not.
I just know this needed to be said.
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...a shimmer in the woods, with
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...a figure takes shape...
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Smithey
Promising
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 18, 2011 10:23 PM |
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Mac just made my thread a worthy one, give him a QP.... and one to me as well for enabling this fine man, well said Mac
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 18, 2011 10:24 PM |
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Why is this thread being revived?? Did I not make myself clear??
Sex without pregnancy (Thank the Lord); detachable portable wombs; 48hr to 10 year labors!!; burgers; unnatural stretching!!!!!
I'm too sensitive for this. You're all just beasts trying to ruin my innocent mind!!
Oooh I posted outside the VW ......... YAY!!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 10:28 PM |
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I should get one to for grossing out people so they don't want kids lol.
What is it my grandmother use to say the best form of contraceptive is to say no but unfortuanetly I had a stammer and by the time I had said it it was too late .
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
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posted May 18, 2011 10:32 PM |
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What are you talkin about ? What sorcery is this ? Sex without pregnancy ? It makes no sense, Explain yourself young man !
Have you ever get pregnant after sex?
So what must I explain, youngster!
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 10:45 PM |
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Umm yes I have  .
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 10:49 PM |
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Umm yes I have .
Guess, there weren't genetic-incompetencies... Those really helps 'cause render you impossible to get pregnant with someone who isn't compatible with you...
And, well, I never get pregnant after having sex
But I never fertilize anyone so far...
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 10:53 PM |
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Umm yes I have .
Guess, there weren't genetic-incompetencies... Those really helps 'cause render you impossible to get pregnant with someone who isn't compatible with you...
And, well, I never get pregnant after having sex
But I never fertilize anyone so far...
Yes the getting pregnant part is the easy part for me. The complicated part is later in the pregnancy but won't go into that on here.
I'm sure it will ahppen when the time is right. They say everything happens for a reason and I have had some hard times but i'm a believer in that cos look where my life led me.
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
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posted May 18, 2011 10:58 PM |
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Umm yes I have .
Guess, there weren't genetic-incompetencies... Those really helps 'cause render you impossible to get pregnant with someone who isn't compatible with you...
And, well, I never get pregnant after having sex
But I never fertilize anyone so far...
Yes the getting pregnant part is the easy part for me. The complicated part is later in the pregnancy but won't go into that on here.
I'm sure it will ahppen when the time is right. They say everything happens for a reason and I have had some hard times but i'm a believer in that cos look where my life led me.
Not for me. I may have children only if I find a woman such like me. Otherwise I can't make someone pregnant...
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Smithey
Promising
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 18, 2011 11:02 PM |
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Edited by Smithey at 23:02, 18 May 2011.
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Not for me. I may have children only if I find a woman such like me. Otherwise I can't make someone pregnant...
This is the most disturbing thing I have ever read
I'm kidding Duke, I think I understand what you meant by that but do keep in mind that you are the one who chooses to behave that way...
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 11:08 PM |
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Not for me. I may have children only if I find a woman such like me. Otherwise I can't make someone pregnant...
This is the most disturbing thing I have ever read
I'm kidding Duke, I think I understand what you meant by that but do keep in mind that you are the one who chooses to behave that way...
No. I wasn't the one whom choosed it's own genetic material. I'm an offspring of an old House and many member (along with me) borned with f**ked genetic background that made us virtually incompatible genetically. Genetically we aren't enough diverse anymore thanks for the historical events (dinastical-marriages and other things that prevents proper genetic refreshment).
I may have sex every women in the world but can't make them pregnant if they aren't the same genetically-aged as me.
Sorry, but don't know how to explain it properly in english, but hope it's understandable enough as I tried to explain...
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 18, 2011 11:13 PM |
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My bad, I was sure you were talking about not mating with a non-noble woman... Sorry to hear that man, wasn't even aware such conditions existed
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted May 18, 2011 11:20 PM |
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Well, yes, such conditions could be rather embarassing.
But I've accepted that and can live with it, just sometimes feel really miserable.
But my House will live for many thousands of years! Sometimes that's enough for me.
The hard part will be if I'll marry with my loved one. She wants children so much. The victim of this situation is purely she and not me...
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