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fred79
fred79


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posted July 18, 2013 11:41 AM

Drakon-Deus said:
She ain't got no boobs like our Nico.


i'm not a "boobs" guy. i'm an "*** and legs" guy. and "all around sexy" guy.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 11:44 AM

I'm crazy about legs too.. but not any kind of legs.






Yeah so I have a fetish. Big deal...
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fred79
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posted July 18, 2013 11:47 AM
Edited by fred79 at 11:49, 18 Jul 2013.

Drakon-Deus said:
Yeah so I have a fetish. Big deal...


lol, stockings is just ONE of my fetishes. i have a whole bunch of them.

LOL, FETISHES, that is...
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Drakon-Deus
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posted July 18, 2013 11:51 AM

I turn into an animal when it comes to stockings, I'm not kidding.
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fred79
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posted July 18, 2013 11:54 AM
Edited by fred79 at 12:00, 18 Jul 2013.

Drakon-Deus said:
I turn into an animal when it comes to stockings, I'm not kidding.


lol, i AM an animal. i turn into a human sometimes, though.
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hey, you know who else liked stockings? albert desalvo. weird.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 12:09 PM

Well he was more merciful than guys like Dennis Rader



more Gypsy girls


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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 18, 2013 12:11 PM

Stockings are for kids.
Latex, on the other hand...
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Adrius
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posted July 18, 2013 12:13 PM

You're all effing kids.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 12:15 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 12:17, 18 Jul 2013.

What about good ole black rubber?





Ad: yeah except fred is like, way older than you
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 18, 2013 12:19 PM

This decay of post quality is starting to have an effect on me.
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Drakon-Deus
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posted July 18, 2013 12:22 PM

Ok time to bring some quality



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bloodsucker
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posted July 18, 2013 12:27 PM
Edited by bloodsucker at 12:32, 18 Jul 2013.

NoobX said:
Stockings are for kids.
Latex, on the other hand...


Please, latex is for kids who are only dreaming about doing it, have you ever at least touch it in the sex-shop or something?

Sorry but the idea of a gynormic preservative is not very exciting to me...

Now, stalking is for old-guys, that why we are called pervs...

(I hope I got this right, english is not my natural language... )

Ops, I mean

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 18, 2013 12:31 PM

Everything is fine except the mouth.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 12:33 PM

The mouth is very important, that's why it's such a big problem if you know what I mean.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 18, 2013 12:36 PM

The most she'll be able to do is nibble.
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fred79
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posted July 18, 2013 12:36 PM

...stockings, rubber, fur, cotton, fishnet, leather... the list just goes on and on and on...

and let's not forget the configurations. lots of tantalizing possibilities.

then there are the spots on the women. lots of little nooks and crannys, scent spots, velvety flesh, salty sweat. smooth as silk, fragant as flowers. getting lost in the hair... GODDAMN. down boy...
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 18, 2013 12:39 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 12:40, 18 Jul 2013.

It could be worse.





Nooby in all his ignorance will prolly be hooked on the breasts rather than the pretty face.
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bloodsucker
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posted July 18, 2013 12:48 PM

fred79 said:
GODDAMN. down boy...


What did you expect?
The name of the thread is "Men talking about girls" not "Men talking about ex-wife's attorneys" or "Men talking about law suits for stalking".

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 18, 2013 12:48 PM

Tsar-Ivor said:


Dibbs!
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 18, 2013 12:49 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 13:35, 18 Jul 2013.













I have a stockpile of this on my hard-drive, can't be asked to upload so I have to sieve through a ton of
crap in order to bring the true gems. (the nazi chick was a Drakon special)

Just like in real life, too much of a good thing can be bad, so as with electricity I need to place a circuit breaker in order to reduce testosterone levels.



I also have gifs that would shatter HC's sexual material rules, PM me if you want some.
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