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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 29, 2019 07:13 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Geny said:
On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
Ffs Geny stop calling me out! I just came out here to have a good time
Well yeah, that's what I meant.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 29, 2019 07:17 PM |
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A goal situation is 0-0. I'll publish a draw.  Don't be surprised! It has "without voting".. Now you're a genius 
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 29, 2019 07:21 PM |
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Geny said:
Oddball13579 said:
Geny said:
On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
Ffs Geny stop calling me out! I just came out here to have a good time
Well yeah, that's what I meant.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted May 30, 2019 01:18 AM |
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This seems fun. Go on.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 30, 2019 01:50 AM |
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Is this the beginning of Galatea's and I's clubbing days?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 31, 2019 09:59 AM |
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Fred. They're pals now. They will not fight for our amusement. Look what you did, Fred. Gaze upon your works and despair.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 31, 2019 10:33 AM |
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This is a bit of a "new that is old against old that is new" ambiance. Oddball very confidently throws a Death Cloud. Galatea takes it straight on but survives it. She heals quickly then casts Prayer. Oddball throws another Death Cloud but Galatea dodges this one and starts aiming with her bow. The Count then pops in and offers popcorn to Oddball. Oddball is more interested by something else he sees in The Count and that is distracting him a tad too much... Galatea then does a perfect shot and go get drunk on the beach with Elvin to celebrate her victory.
Galatea wins!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 31, 2019 10:53 AM |
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That was poetic. I am deeply touched.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 31, 2019 11:00 AM |
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Oh, you. 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 31, 2019 11:01 AM |
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That was rigged.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 31, 2019 10:50 PM |
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Gnomes2169 said:
Fred. They're pals now. They will not fight for our amusement. Look what you did, Fred. Gaze upon your works and despair.
Fred played his part beautifully.
Galaad said:
This is a bit of a "new that is old against old that is new" ambiance. Oddball very confidently throws a Death Cloud. Galatea takes it straight on but survives it. She heals quickly then casts Prayer. Oddball throws another Death Cloud but Galatea dodges this one and starts aiming with her bow. The Count then pops in and offers popcorn to Oddball. Oddball is more interested by something else he sees in The Count and that is distracting him a tad too much... Galatea then does a perfect shot and go get drunk on the beach with Elvin to celebrate her victory.
Galatea wins!
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Is Galaad saying that I'm so horny and desperate that I'd let a man distract me in the middle of duel? If so, ouch.
The truth of what would have happened is I would have punched Count in the face, tossed him outta the way, and then continued to fight Galatea.
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted June 01, 2019 07:31 AM |
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Galaad picked the wrong guy. Should've been Geny.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 01, 2019 07:46 AM |
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I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted June 01, 2019 07:46 AM |
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How can you punch my face, if you don't know what I look like?
The Count
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 01, 2019 08:24 AM |
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Geny said:
I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.
And also getting shots and doing drunk. He's a multi-talented man, this Geny is.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 01, 2019 08:40 PM |
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Geny said:
I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.
Sweet! We got the Clubbing Trio now. Galatea, Geny, and myself. This is the birth of a beautiful nightlife between us. 
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 01, 2019 09:03 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Dibs on the first smiley.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 01, 2019 09:08 PM |
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Geny said:
Oddball13579 said:
Dibs on the first smiley.
Boy like that tongue action eh?  I'll take the second smiley.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 01, 2019 09:23 PM |
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 01, 2019 09:28 PM |
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Geny said:
Had a feeling you would.
Am I that predictable?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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