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frostymuaddib
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posted July 19, 2018 12:31 PM |
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2
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Kipshasz
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posted July 19, 2018 12:42 PM |
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4. Not enough toned meat on your bones for that.
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posted July 19, 2018 12:59 PM |
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Would have also said 4 lol. By process of elimination... 6? Maybe it happened to your friend then 
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Neraus
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posted July 19, 2018 01:06 PM |
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3 then I guess, it's not easy to get lost in the center of Firenze, it actually has a pretty intuitive planimetry come to think of it.
I do actually believe it's either 2 or 4.
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NoobX
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posted July 19, 2018 01:12 PM |
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frostymuaddib said:
2
First guess - lucky guess
Not much to say about 1. There were a lot of people, we didn't know them and we didn't trust them; someone had to be responsible, and I just volunteered because I wasn't feeling like rubbing against complete strangers.
3. We spent a lot of time trying to navigate the narrow streets. The maps didn't help. And we didn't manage to visit Santa Croce, but it was an adventure for sure.
4. The window in my room was wide open, and just opposite of it, one story above was the said girls' room, so they could see into my room, but because of the angle and my height they couldn't see my face. I still remember how shocked they were when I acually peeked through the window, trying to see where the catcalls were coming from 
5. Same night as number 4, I went to their room after the said events, and just saw a bottle on the floor, took it and from the smell I wrote it off as a random mint-flavored drink. Boy, was I in for a surprise
6. That night I learned how to make two packs of tissues last like a roll of toilet paper... And I bought a 12-pack the next day, just to be sure.
7. He ate it, and I still can't understand why.
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frostymuaddib
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posted July 20, 2018 10:50 AM |
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One of these things I don't know how to make:
1. Bread
2. Wine
3. Beer
4. Rakija
5. Cheesecake
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Neraus
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posted July 20, 2018 10:54 AM |
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5, even if simple you just don't like making it and you never learned.
Yeah, I'm jumping at the unexpected one.
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NoobX
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posted July 20, 2018 02:40 PM |
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Could be 3.
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Elvin
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posted July 20, 2018 02:59 PM |
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1.
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frostymuaddib
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posted July 20, 2018 03:49 PM |
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NoobX got it  I still don't know how to make beer.
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Ghost
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posted July 20, 2018 03:56 PM |
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How? First strong homemade brew (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilju), second wine, third beer, and then moonshine, tequila, etc in Finland. Abroad should be resembling Finnish practice. Maybe you like strong homemade brew, and then you know almost all.
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Neraus
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posted July 20, 2018 04:08 PM |
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Don't slavs genetically know how to create any kind of alcohol?
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frostymuaddib
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posted July 20, 2018 06:00 PM |
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Yes, but the beer is so weak, true slavs do not consider it alcoholic beverage.
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NoobX
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posted July 20, 2018 07:56 PM |
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Neraus said:
Don't slavs genetically know how to create any kind of alcohol?
No.
With that out of the way, let's begin the next round of:
What did not happen on any of the excursions I was on?
-The Second Edition-
1. Got lost in the Belgrade zoo when I was in the 3rd grade
2. Had two wishes I made by tossing coins into a fountain come true
3. Did a Metallica "classiscs" (the first 5 albums) marathon on my way to Italy
4. Came home with more money than I'd taken for a trip
5. Was offered low-grade weed by the peddlers
6. Had to spend a night outside my room because a roommate had plans with a prostitute
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
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posted July 20, 2018 08:13 PM |
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Neraus
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posted July 20, 2018 08:26 PM |
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6 or 4, but 6 is my choice.
5 definitely happened, peddlers push weed like there's no tomorrow if you're not from around there, and the quality is usually bad sonce they can deceive you easily.
3 reminds me of when I went to Dublin, I made a marathon of Brocas Helm and it felt glorious.
I wish 1 was true and 2 may have happened if the wishes were too shabby.
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fred79
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posted July 20, 2018 11:30 PM |
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Elvin
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posted July 20, 2018 11:33 PM |
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3 because that would be too easy!
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NoobX
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posted July 21, 2018 12:31 AM |
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6 is the correct answer only because it wasn't a prostitute, but a girl from another group we shared the hotel with, and it wasn't the whole night that I had to wait, but only until 3 AM or so. Fun times, though, when I saw the door to our room slightly ajar, I called up my other roommate to check out what was going on. Found a half-empty bottle of Bellini, a messy bed and lipstick on the floor. We hit the beds hoping to get some rest before departing in the morning, and then the third roommate returned, two more girls appearing along with him. So there we were, my friend and I, half drunk, half exhausted, just in our underwear and two random chick we've never seen in our lives right in front of us. It was an awkward moment, for sure; to give a tumblin' or not to give a tumblin'? But lo and behold they were trying to hide from their teacher who'd gone looking for them through the hallways, so they ended up hiding in our room for a good 10 or so minutes before some dude from their group came and told them to come with him and hurry up while their teacher's on another floor. Fun times, indeed
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Neraus
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posted July 21, 2018 01:03 AM |
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Ohoh, schooltrips are always the best, even when you are like me and are too scared of doing things.
Remaining on the subject of school trips, what happened?
1. I seduced a classmate of mine because I was angry at my best friend
2. I slipped out of the hotel to go on the streets at midnight
3. I bought alcohol while underaged, while the teachers were around and from an Indian shop
4. I cried on the bus because my crush refused my advances
5. I took the lead and brought my classmates to a museum that wasn't contemplated in the itinerary.
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ANTUDO
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