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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 21, 2018 01:12 AM |
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I wanted to say 3, but then remembered that such things aren't possible in the EU.
5 then.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted July 21, 2018 06:26 AM |
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frostymuaddib
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育碧是白痴
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posted July 21, 2018 11:11 AM |
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1
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 21, 2018 11:15 AM |
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4
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted July 21, 2018 12:15 PM |
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3 because it's more amusing than 5.
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Neraus
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posted July 21, 2018 01:38 PM |
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It was 3
3 happened all the way like I described it, I was fooling around with my best friend in the streets of Firenze, when we decided to get something to drink, so we entered this shop that was run by an Indian and we bought a beer each, then we slid out and sat in a little street to have a drink, hidden from the rest of the group.
1 and 5 partially happened, but in the case of 5 it was actually a classmate of mine that wanted to visit the Uffizi and that wasn't actually contemplated, so I accompanied her since I was also interested, but it wasn't me taking the lead bringing those chavs. 1 was me asking a classmate of mine to dance, definetly didn't succeed, the funny detail is that she rejected my best friend, but I didn't ask her out of spite for him, rather because I didn't feel at ease with the crowd, and I definetly didn't seduce her.
2 was done by a friend, who decided to come over to our hotel because his girlfriend was there, and 4 actually didn't happen because at the time I didn't even have a crush in the first place.
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Elvin
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posted July 21, 2018 02:16 PM |
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What have I not been found doing while guarding the camp gate in Cyprus?
1) Reading.
2) Push ups.
3) Sitting.
4) Doing parade maneuvers with my gun.
5) Creating an artistic memento for the next shift.
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Kipshasz
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posted July 21, 2018 02:35 PM |
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3.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 21, 2018 02:43 PM |
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Damn it, wanted to reply 3 as well, started to reply, got sidetracked, got back and got ninja'd.
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Neraus
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posted July 21, 2018 02:53 PM |
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2 maybe then.
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Minion
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posted July 21, 2018 03:00 PM |
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frostymuaddib
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育碧是白痴
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posted July 21, 2018 03:19 PM |
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5
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 21, 2018 03:31 PM |
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4?
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Elvin
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posted July 21, 2018 03:35 PM |
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Sorry, no push ups  But I have been caught sitting, with my gun standing nearby, while reading. The officer that caught me was pretty furious heh. But really, I was not at my best at the time. My spirits had hit a new low and I didn't care about anything that day.
Neraus is up!
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 21, 2018 03:52 PM |
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pff, here dinguses on guard duty are jacking it while watching porn on their phones, while their superiors give oral pleasure to slavmalian "visitors"
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Elvin
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posted July 21, 2018 03:59 PM |
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Good to know you have someone reliable to warn you of imminent danger.
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 21, 2018 04:52 PM |
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They are the danger.
Few weeks ago, some army morons decided it'll be fun to shoot at a nursery ward's windows from a BB pistol, while drunk.
And that's just one of many, many such stupidities they commit, DUI being number 1.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted July 21, 2018 06:05 PM |
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Good lord.
Let's change subject and talk about national anthems, which among these is my favourite:
1. British Anthem
2. American Anthem
3. Montenegrin Anthem
4. Bulgarian Anthem
5. Austrian Anthem
6. Romanian Anthem
7. French Anthem
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 21, 2018 06:27 PM |
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7. everybody loves La Marseillaise
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 21, 2018 08:38 PM |
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1.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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