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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 25, 2021 03:43 PM

It's common knowledge.  Ever since I turned 18, I was fair game for him
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 25, 2021 03:54 PM

Ohh ok. Gives me the impression that Gnomes is into shotaszzz!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 25, 2021 06:05 PM

I'm everyone's crush here, don't you see?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted January 25, 2021 07:09 PM

You know how above your butthole there's a ridge and then there's another dip, as if it were a miniature 2nd butthole? (it's right underneath the tailbone if you're standing up).

Yeah, that spot. It gets tender really easily for me. I think my diet is too acidic or something.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 25, 2021 08:30 PM

Now's d/m. 8545 vocabularies. I got under/below the 9000. Celfious always uses the term. I have other books. One sciencific book, I need English, but I can't find in ebook, torrent, etc those positions name, etc I could get a super vocabularies.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 25, 2021 08:44 PM

NoobX said:
I'm everyone's crush here, don't you see?
Not everyone's
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 25, 2021 09:02 PM

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
I'm everyone's crush here, don't you see?
Not everyone's



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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 26, 2021 06:22 AM

NoobX said:
Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
I'm everyone's crush here, don't you see?
Not everyone's




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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 26, 2021 09:20 AM

NoobX said:
I'm everyone's crush here, don't you see?


Uhh... I like you. But as a younger brother! You are so cute back then.

But now you are a grown man already.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 26, 2021 11:12 AM

Jeez, Galatea, you make me feel like I'm 60 and not 22!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted January 26, 2021 01:19 PM

If it makes you feel any better I thought you were 14.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 26, 2021 01:22 PM

It's better to be young.  Fighting entropy and all that.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted January 26, 2021 01:52 PM

Youth is wasted on the young.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 26, 2021 01:56 PM

If only we didn't age as fast...
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 26, 2021 03:08 PM

Yes but phased virile. Beware of the obsession. How? If you're always older age, you see better female being. I don't know about grandpa. Ok many women are more beauty like animal kindgom where are female animal is more beauty than male animal. Depend on species, if some thinks lion's hair. But lion has a virile. Ok some people think like that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But my theoretic sex hormone means if grandpa doesn't interest in a sex, he will die. A secret age. I think so. When no virile, etc you changed age. It needs a mouse test.

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted January 26, 2021 04:47 PM
Edited by Celfious at 16:49, 26 Jan 2021.

I'm gonna share this maybe one more time in the future because part of it will hopefully be my avatar.

I present to HC one of my favorite farside comics

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 26, 2021 05:34 PM

NoobX said:
Jeez, Galatea, you make me feel like I'm 60 and not 22!


No! I mean you prolly have bigger bod now. Muscles, mustache, beard? And you are prolly taller now which is not cute anymore.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted January 26, 2021 06:40 PM
Edited by Gnomes2169 at 18:40, 26 Jan 2021.

NoobX said:
It's common knowledge.  Ever since I turned 18, I was fair game for him

While this is true, Nooby, up until recently you were like... my obnoxious kid brother. I loved yah, but I also wanted to beat you up every time I saw you. Also looking at your butt felt weird. However, in my long absence, I have severed many of my old ties, and now I can pursue all the objects of my lust to my heart's desire.

Or at least, like, window shop. Because I'm too lazy to really pursue.

Come closer, Nooby, I wish to touch your butt.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 27, 2021 02:44 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 02:47, 27 Jan 2021.

That sounds like pursuing Gnomes

Seems to me you are just selective window shopping
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 27, 2021 09:34 AM




This is extremely transphobic.


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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