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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted March 01, 2021 03:16 PM
Edited by FirePaladin at 15:18, 01 Mar 2021.

Argh, fashion us all some squirrel meat!

Takes out some fat cash obtained by selling whale meat and fat.

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 01, 2021 03:18 PM
Edited by Galatea at 15:19, 01 Mar 2021.

FirePaladin said:
Argh, fashion us all some squirrel meat!

Takes out some fat cash obtained by selling whale meat.


Nope.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 01, 2021 03:26 PM

What does whale even taste like?  Man, I gotta know now.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 01, 2021 03:28 PM

I bet it's smelly.

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 01, 2021 03:28 PM

It taste like harpoons and ananas combined.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 01, 2021 03:28 PM

NoobX said:
What does whale even taste like?  Man, I gotta know now.


According to teh interwebz, whale meat tastes similary to reindeer and moose.
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted March 01, 2021 03:30 PM
Edited by FirePaladin at 15:31, 01 Mar 2021.

@NoobX

Grins
Goes inside the truck

Here, take 1 kg of it and cook it for everyone. They say it's a delicacy. Don't expect me to pay you for it, I'm giving it for free after all.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 01, 2021 03:31 PM

Screw that, I need to taste it myself.  
Also, doesn't help that I don't know what reindeer and moose taste like either.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 01, 2021 03:32 PM

Reindeer soup is delectable.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 01, 2021 03:32 PM

Galatea said:
Please don't eat squirrels! They are too cute to be eaten! Just harpoon Ghost!


It's winter. Ghost is a finn. those motherbleepers are well to hide expertly in the snow.


and Squirrels are eaten in savage lands such as USSA and UK.

If you want to munch on rodent, go for Coypu, also known as Nutria.
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Galatea
Galatea


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posted March 01, 2021 03:39 PM

Kipshasz said:
Galatea said:
Please don't eat squirrels! They are too cute to be eaten! Just harpoon Ghost!


It's winter. Ghost is a finn. those motherbleepers are well to hide expertly in the snow.


and Squirrels are eaten in savage lands such as USSA and UK.

If you want to munch on rodent, go for Coypu, also known as Nutria.


Thanks for the info but still...
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Kipshasz
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posted March 01, 2021 03:42 PM

being serious, coypu is actually pretty tasty, despite being a collosal rat.

You need to toughen up love.
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Galatea
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posted March 01, 2021 03:44 PM

No, I won't eat them.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 01, 2021 03:47 PM

Eat the rats, soy.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 01, 2021 03:48 PM

I bet I could feed it to you without you even knowing. No rapey Blizzardcastrato fantasies either, just cook it up, serve it onto a plate.


Speaking of other delicacies, roasted guinea pigs of Peru do sound very exotic.
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FirePaladin
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posted March 01, 2021 03:54 PM
Edited by FirePaladin at 15:57, 01 Mar 2021.

Street Food in Peru, Cusco - Roasted Guinea Pig

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Warning: contains guinea pigs getting roasted

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Galatea
Galatea


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posted March 01, 2021 03:57 PM

Uhh no... I won't dare.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 01, 2021 04:03 PM

[Laughs in Amazonian cannibalistic tribe]
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted March 01, 2021 04:22 PM

Ghost said:
Americans eat squirrel.


Germans can't pronounce squirrel.


Always thought that was strange.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 01, 2021 04:37 PM

Germans can't do a lot of things.

Win World Wars for example.
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