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posted October 15, 2004 03:40 PM
my cat loves
my cat loves to play in water but shampoo is another thing. i can get her in the bath as esey as pie even pore water over her and she dosent blink an eye lid. but as soon as i get out the bottle of shampoo out come the clores. i normaly have 3 opsions on how to deal with her .
1/ get her soked and carfelly pick up the shampoo& hide it behined my back. qwickley sqwese a dolop in to my hand. but by this time she has twigged whot i am doing .so i have to grab holed of her & get the shampoo on her as qwick as humanley posible get her laverd up & rinse her off. then i get to tend to my bleeding wounds.
2/ lock her out when the hevens have opend & pray she dosent just go to any body elses home because i know that i am not the only 1 who feeds her on my astate every body nows my cat. and she wudent tork to me for at lest a week and shed still stink!
or theris always opsion 3 but i dont all ways thing this fare ahead but i'll tell u any way
3/ i get her hosed down standing well back in water proufe clothing trust me i need it for this 1 . when she is wet anoth i get asolution of sopey water whitch i prepared arler & pore the lot other her. thus alimnating the hole plarver of the shampoo. the only problem is if i choose this opsin she knows & dose a runner . and wonce agane i am left with a smeeley cat grat.
i am not too proud to say that my cat CoCo more othen than not out smarts me or get sume ware i carnt get her so i always have to go with opsion 1 at lest that way i know she will get a bath. but i always end up looking like i've tried to pet a panther.
dont lath to hared at my plite, for i love my littel hell sporne aspesaley wan shes clean.
oh god she is due for another bath this weekend so i'am going to have the mick taken out of me on monday agane.
but as a mad man wonce sead to me u must pay humige too the kittens & cat for thay are gods, we are but ther humble servents.
so will some body else bath my cat the goodess of penwortham pleass i'am begging u 2 save me from the rath of CoCo in the bath
i dident think that aney one in ther right mind would bath ther cat let alone someone elses cat! o'well i gess that i can bath the dog at the smae time it meins that i will only get soked once this time..
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