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rychenroller
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 04:17 AM |
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ok leaving the bar and going across the road. Sorry, i need sport
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 06:34 AM |
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starts drinking even though hes underage
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 24, 2001 08:08 AM |
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Of course...
Ghost of death...
Do you realize that despite everyone else is drinking real ale here now you have to drink this nice illusion beer. It's far more healthier and in your age it's better not to drink the real stuff.
Or we can offer you limonade...
Also don't the upstairs is forbidden place for you.
Darts would be good idea. However someone should regularly (very possible it's me) that the darts are OK and they aren't poisoned or anything. Last thing we need here is some customer with dart on his neck.
And where is that waitress/2nd owner? we need drinks to the tables, people are starting to be nervous...
Too bad there's not enough women here, we could hire one upstairs...
Or maybe...Kuma...
I have this one spell that can create an illusion of...
to upstairs...
*thinks*
And what's that hole up there in the ceiling?
Yes! An idea came to my head. How about customers would have to pay from the pleasure and they would have to pay if they could get seat with view to upstairs' rooms?
I think we have something here...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 24, 2001 09:42 AM |
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Darts
Darts would be fine, Kuma!!!
I have Expert Archery, so no MW would get past me!!!
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 24, 2001 10:32 AM |
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Lizard man
Your beer!
*smile*
ooookay, people wants more and more these days, sheesh, don't they know that this is a heroes bar and the entertainment is provided by way of BEER and yourselves! No not me silly! I am not some Bar20 girl!
Now I don't know about you, but I think I might need to have a laugh or a giggle at the very least. Does anyone have any 'clean' jokes they'd like to share with me and Kuma here?
Oh yes, Rychee, you sorry sod, this is not a sports bar! And what the hell is that Aussie Rules stuff? Give me futebol any day!
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 24, 2001 10:41 AM |
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Quote:
Does anyone have any 'clean' jokes they'd like to share with me and Kuma here?
A blind man walks into a ladies only bar, sits down, orders a beer, and says to the blonde female bartender: "Shall I tell you a joke about a blonde?" The bartender replies:"Well, this is a ladies only bar, and the girl sitting next to you is also blonde and has the black belt in karate, the girl sitting next to her is a blonde gunslinger, and I'm also blonde and I weight about 300 pounds, so: Are you sure you want to tell this joke?" "Well", the blind man replies,"I think I won't, otherwise I'll have to explain it 5 times".
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 24, 2001 12:12 PM |
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Blonde Joke
ROFLMAO!
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 24, 2001 12:13 PM |
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LMAO!
LOL that was a laugh! Free beer for Pleuris! (Ignores Kuma's glare)
*smile*
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 24, 2001 12:19 PM |
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Peep Show
<plotting about this peep show idea and charging for it>
Shae: Since I found the hole and brought up the idea, for a cut of the profit, I will "monitor" the activity and collect the fees......what say ye?
<thinking - another way to make gold without the need to battle those ugly creatures out there, especially those green trogs and harpy hags (name implies all)...easy to beat, those trog....but puke ugly and smeall as bad as those hags>
LOL
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 24, 2001 01:41 PM |
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Look me in the eye...
Well, we all know who's a perve around here, lol!
Sorry Darxion, but you're looking into the chamber room there, nothing going on but bad smells (you said it first, lol).
If you want to perve on people, be my guest, but if you charge for it then I'm just gonna have to fill up that hole of yours....
*smile*
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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted July 24, 2001 03:06 PM |
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Shae
Umm, shae....speakin of fillin up that hole of yours.....GET BACK UPSTAIRS
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Winner or Whiner?
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 24, 2001 03:46 PM |
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No Zud...
Shae isn't going anywhere...
People need drinks here and for sure I'm not going to start to being any barmaid here...
How about you could starting entertain soma males there Zud? Darxion would get something really to look at...
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 06:45 PM |
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damn i cant drink or go upstairs[oh well i can always go on the computer to look up porn]
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Death
Known Hero
LEGEND OF HELL
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posted July 24, 2001 06:49 PM |
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Hey
Give me a cola!!! 
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RUN IF YOU CAN!!!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 07:04 PM |
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well,I have come for the NON-thinking bouncer job, and also, gimme 3 double vodkas...
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Death
Known Hero
LEGEND OF HELL
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posted July 24, 2001 07:09 PM |
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-hik-!! oh murthy -hik-!!
I will -hik- pay for him -hik- and for me olso a vodka -hik-!!!
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RUN IF YOU CAN!!!
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 07:45 PM |
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death your not 21
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Death
Known Hero
LEGEND OF HELL
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posted July 24, 2001 07:49 PM |
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GGGGGRRRRRR
No -hik- Im not 21!!!!
Im 17460!!!
Im Death!!!!
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RUN IF YOU CAN!!!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 24, 2001 09:09 PM |
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Quote:
Umm, shae....speakin of fillin up that hole of yours.....GET BACK UPSTAIRS
Tsk tsk tsk Is that all u can think about man??
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted July 24, 2001 09:41 PM |
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I cant help it
lol, she left herself wide open for that one....I couldnt help myself
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