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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 05, 2001 12:40 PM |
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i hereby declare dongio the winner!
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted November 05, 2001 12:44 PM |
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Woo! yippi! Yey!
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted November 05, 2001 02:45 PM |
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Good one
Thats a good one Dongio but u should have given her a better chance!
Well whos next!!!!
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted November 05, 2001 08:43 PM |
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* pulls out bag of gold coins and places them on the table, counting in tens with his fingers, and stacking them in tens in front of Murphy and Kuma *
hey uhh, how many tens make a hundred? I forget.
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 05, 2001 11:14 PM |
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Ah, you're a silly one! Any blubber-head knows that 71 tens makes a 100, mi'laddy.
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This space for rent.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 06, 2001 12:33 AM |
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uh... *yea!*
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wiggy_wam
Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
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posted November 06, 2001 03:04 AM |
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SEVENTY-ONE?!?
I coulda swore it was seventy.
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 06, 2001 03:07 AM |
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...naw, you musn't of taken dem matt coursez, ya?
I tell ya, it be sebentie one. Why be you tink sebentie, eh?
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This space for rent.
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attila
Known Hero
Young Warrior
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posted November 06, 2001 03:08 AM |
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hey kuma. pass me and wiggy a 12 pack we need it 4 are long journey to play all these maps. attila
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¤¤¤ Attila ¤¤¤
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted November 06, 2001 05:47 AM |
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I like to quench my thirst with a nice frothy pint of Guiness after defeating my feeble foes.
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Qu_Purple
Hired Hero
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posted November 06, 2001 09:19 AM |
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ack!!!
I think that this is just like one of those bad dreams Kuma and no matter what I put in here Don Gio will ignore....so I think that Ill just quit the armwrestling....congrats Don Gio....tx for the match you are such a macho guy.....ack!!
Im going to the pub down the road.....sorry Kuma think that this has become a guys only domain...
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Life has ruined my Heroes addiction!!
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted November 06, 2001 09:27 AM |
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Edited By: DonGio on 6 Nov 2001
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Aw, now don't be a sore loser, my lady! I didn't ignore you, I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror having lost a first round armwrestling contest to a lady as gracious and nimble as yourself. I demanded a rematch, and I won that fair and square.
So, who's next? loud sounds can be heard as he flexes his joints (and noone make hilarious remarks, *NOT* that kind of joint)
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted November 06, 2001 10:33 AM |
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Hey,how come the other contestants get to hold hands with the ladies and I get Draco? I mean, he's nae unattractive, but he's definitely not my type!
Oh well....
::both contestants roll up their sleeves and lock hands. After several minutes of straining, it is obvious that they are evenly matched both in strength and stamina. This could go on for quite a while, unless someone cheats or there is outside interference. ::
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted November 06, 2001 10:44 AM |
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Edited By: DonGio on 6 Nov 2001
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suddenly Draco notices someone standing behind UnkaHaakon, and although knowing better than to allow outside circumstances to affect his performance, he feels compelled to lift his gaze. He stares into a couple of stony eyes, sitting securely in the sockets of a minotaur head. Knowing that this probably will be his next round opponent, his arm withers like Dick Cheney in a stressed situation, and the next thing he knows, he feels the back of his hand making contact with rough wood. He curses himself for being so easily distracted, but can't prevent a chill down his backbone when remembering that death cold stare. What must this creature have seen, to emanate a radiance of pure stone?
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 07, 2001 12:31 AM |
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i hereby declare unkahaakon the winner!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted November 07, 2001 05:33 AM |
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[teleporting into the tavern]
Kuma we need a drink... and please send someone to take care of our horse... it has a broken... wing...
[walks to the bar]
two beers please.. keep the change...
[drinks the beer]
that was good... now back to reality
[teleports out of the tavern]
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 07, 2001 10:30 PM |
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dammit... that teleport is leaving a cloud of fumes... better put up a anti-teleport radius around the bar...
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted November 09, 2001 10:31 AM |
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Edited By: Kuma on 9 Nov 2001
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Woohaa
Well, this must have been the longest item ever.
System is getting a bit slow.
I'll close down for a few days (read: minutes) to redecorate and open again soon.
Armwrestling turned out in a heap of violence. What else could I expect from people who send innocent little trogs and elves to battle?
See u all in the new tav.
*Note to Mods: plz close this one, I'm opening new one.*
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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