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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 32 33 34 35 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted July 07, 2001 09:04 PM

LOL!
 


    I agree... EEK!
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 08, 2001 02:58 AM

You said it!

Start drinking!!!!!

*smile*

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Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 08, 2001 03:27 AM

LOL

heheheheheheh
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titan
titan


Known Hero
posted July 08, 2001 03:35 AM

Titan telling a story :)

there is was guarding on the border line suddenly the enemy was in front of me I sad do not pass this border or you will be dead b4 you know the enemy laught "hahahaha" you ?? he sad hmmm... im really scared he laughts again "hahahaha" you r funny now DIE !!!!! there i was facing the great black dragon luckely i had some help from 15 master genies
but he call his troops out there i and the 15 master genies were facing 1 blackdragon and some other creatures the battle started the black dragon flies up in the sky straight towarts me luckely i throwed a lightning bolt and him he fell straight down and crasht on a near by building but he had does other creatures the were running towarts me i send the 15 master genies on them and the master genies taked out those creatures in notime but the black dragon still wasn't dead he burned down the building ( i think i really made him mad ) but i throwed 3 lightning bolts at him he avoided 2 of them and then he was flying straight towarts me but the master genies tryed to stop him but he killed them 1 by 1 then he made me really mad so i throwed al the lightning bolts that i got in mine bagpack towarts him that was how i killed that dragon HIK HIK eh bartender can i have 30liter of beer plies im thirsty
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Pleuris
Pleuris


Promising
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Look ma! No hair!
posted July 08, 2001 03:39 AM

He Kuma!!!

Hoe komen die klanten van jouw aan zo veel posts????


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Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 08, 2001 03:57 AM

He Kuma!!!

fhw jdhwoc eco ecejein cwe ciow grg vw vwbl vwjci????




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kuma
kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 08, 2001 03:21 PM

Internetcafe-drive-through-kinda-thingy

*mysterious guy walks in tavern, looks from underneath a cap, takes notes and sneaks away again*

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Peiper
Peiper

Tavern Dweller
posted July 08, 2001 03:40 PM

Hate it but Real Madrid rules.

hello kuma nice to see there are some place to take some coffee btw some swords and cutted head.. hope you dont care I enter in my own Panther VI tank and brake some table and chairs.. sorry I paid em. .. someday, but now must go. Congrats nice coffee but like arabian coffee more that brazilian , next time i prove the arabian ... and wow the tavern girls seems like have eath gloves instead .. well .. hot to say.. see it here.. www.gemidos.com

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Defreni
Defreni


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posted July 08, 2001 04:29 PM

Narh Liverpool will rise again ;)

Specially since they are sponsored by Carlsberg

And nope Carlsberg aint no waterrelated beer. Only thing thats better is a well poured Leffe, or perhaps a Chimay Bleu

But hell thats not a even the same kind of beer. But okay I must bend my head for the locals and drink my Heineken. Its nice Kuma, but id prefer if u hired a beautifull Thai girl to pour it for me. Not that i would become sleazy, I just love the gracefull manners and gorgeous eyes they can give u

Defreni
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


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of Heroes
posted July 08, 2001 06:12 PM

Ohhhh

And who do you think is working behind the bar eh?

Silly you!

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Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 08, 2001 06:33 PM

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Oh Shae so you're Thai....... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........... How bout some "Hot-Dogs" (In the actual meaning), eh? Wanna share ur national favorite with us? *hic*
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


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posted July 08, 2001 08:35 PM

Fell for it haha!

Thought you might think that I was Thai...

I was just having you on, I'm no thai girl!

No sucky sucky here! No hotdogs here! And me NO love you long time!

*smile*

PS - sucky sucky is in back room, hotdogs are in the kitchen and I love you short (but explosive) time, lmao!


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Mystery
Mystery


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Hatebreeder
posted July 08, 2001 10:22 PM

hehe

What have u been drinking? %)
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
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banned
posted July 09, 2001 07:23 PM

Okay you two... break it up... its a family bar, is it not?... i think you should wait till the kiddies are asleep...
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Peiper
Peiper

Tavern Dweller
posted July 10, 2001 04:45 AM

THAE .. .MY COFFEE IS COLD AGAI!!!!


Well no prob.. keep btw your leg one min.. I'll wait.
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Cheesus
Cheesus


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The Untouchable
posted July 10, 2001 04:33 PM
Edited By: Cheesus on 10 Jul 2001

Well whatta you know?

I was walking into the tavern as i had just conquered a new town. I was raging since that coward Sandro fled battle.

The smell of rotten flesh and the undead corpses were still fresh in my mind. When i entered the tavern there he was! Spilling his guts to Shae about the horror he faced fighting the mighty stronghold.

When Kuma saw me entering he knew there was going to be trouble, so he called Rychen to throw me out. Blinded by rage I threw him against the door and totally wrecked it.

Standing in front of the coward Sandro he begged for mercy. The undead hordes had been defeated and he knew he was helpless. When i was about to crush his poor little fragile skull, Mystery came to help. The man that always sits quietly in a corner suddenly found the courage to oppose ME! I cannot tell you what his face looks like, but believe me itīs UGLY! I spared Sandro for now but we shall meet again... in battle.

Signed,

Gundula.
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Mystery
Mystery


Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
posted July 10, 2001 05:43 PM

I shall have my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!
  !!!!!!!!!!!! MWahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


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posted July 11, 2001 11:39 AM

Cheesus Christ!

I'm not sure who's more full of it! You must have had more Orcwine than I thought you did, smashing Rychee through doors and a dead person spilling his guts (he's a skeleton isn't he?) to me after he retreated from the very town that you just conquered while Kuma was away in Copenhagen getting revenge for 'mwaha' Mystery and Murphy with his PG rating of the Claw of the Bear's pub!

Now if you're all good, I've got a couple of barbarians guys out back who want to do some table top dancing for you all... Whattaya say? Should I bring them out?

*smile*

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rychenroller
rychenroller


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted July 11, 2001 01:14 PM

LMFAO!!
I like a good story better than anyone mate, but throwing me against a door and wrecking it? LOL!! You couldnt even move me, let alone throw me

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Zud
Zud


Promising
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box worshipper
posted July 11, 2001 02:05 PM

Table Dance sounds good

Leave the barbarians out back shae and you do the table dance (mebe even a lapper)
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