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rychenroller
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 01:27 AM |
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*Relaxing at the bar, quietly drinking my Grolsch and laughing my arse off at all u people* :Þ
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 20, 2001 07:18 AM |
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WHAT?
no dutch people? Are you out of your mind? You are dutch you...
Thatīs discrimination, iīm gonna call the cops on you! Yeah thatīs right! MUAHAHAHA, what ya think of that huh? Yeah and they will... well... they will ehm...
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Phantom1500
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 08:10 AM |
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Everyone get nice and drunk at Kuma's Tavern and then if your feeling lucky go upstairs to PHANTOMS HOUSE OF FUN. We got everything you need here including a menu and a preview window so you can make the right selection. Bring your purses for it is not cheap, but fun will be had if you know what i mean. 
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 08:22 AM |
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<enters rooms.. looks around.. sits staring at the fire muttering quitely to self..>
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 20, 2001 09:05 AM |
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nope, no illusions
We are starting to look a bit like Cheers: good looking owner, snowy waitress (hehehe j/k Shae) some regular drunk people sitting at the same place every day and u can go upstairs for further relaxement.
Who claims Norm's seat?
BTW when I was in Boston few months ago, I went to the Cheers-bar.... Man, what a fake.
Cheesus, stop whining. U know as well as I do, that Dutch people can't be trusted when it comes to alcohol.
Shamen, stop thinking. Look big, bad & stupid. Trust me, I 'did some bouncing' too. that's all ya need.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 20, 2001 09:19 AM |
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yeah i know
Youīre running a place where you sell it.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 20, 2001 09:23 AM |
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Nah, that's different; I'm the bar owner. Dutch barowners get:
a) drunk
b) fat
c) bankrupt
d) internal problems
And that is not a multiple choice question.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 20, 2001 09:29 AM |
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so
what stage are you at?
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 20, 2001 09:39 AM |
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B & D
With a good chance of A also tonite
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 20, 2001 10:49 AM |
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Kuma...
I'm starting to be little fed up with your attitude towards your lieges (read me).
Don't think, just look big, bad&stupid...
Yes, I'm bad, ungly and even big sometimes (what ever that means, everything is relative)
but stupid?
Clever bouncer is just much more dangerous looking.
But I accept the idea that you want to run this place with normal ale...
But I'm not going to stop thinking...
*Thinks by himself*
"Hmmm, maybe I should create illusion ale for Kuma...
Not bad idea, however he might figure it out if the Ale doesn't kick strong enough."
*Goes to cellar where the beer is and starts researching how to get illusion beer taste like real beer.*
*After couple of hours "research" he decides to goto bed as he don't anymore does he drink the real beer or the illusion one*
*Climbs upstairs, thinking (yes,still) that it's his home...*
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 20, 2001 11:27 AM |
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LOL
Ummm, any dumb people in this place want a job as a bouncer?
*looks around*
*laughs ass off*!
Oh yes, silly me, I forgot that this was Kuma's Tavern! Smart people all over the place!
LOL who started calling me a waitress anyway? Kuma I thought we were partners in this! That makes YOU the waiter and ME the barmaid! (No we don't do topless Fridays, lol!)
Now Zud, where did you go to...?
*smile*
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 20, 2001 02:06 PM |
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I'm bartender, co-owner, whatever u wanna call it. U can be Barmaid, waitress, Senior President....
And Shamen, think about this for a minute: what if u never thoguht again; u have any idea how much time that will save ya?
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 20, 2001 02:30 PM |
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Better Idea...
But how about saving the minute...
to think something else?
Man that ale was bad. I mean the illusionary one not the real... *Grin*
At least I can see now straigt...or do I?
Have you put some weight Kuma? Or do you have brothers I don't know?
Hey, don't get physical me with your two brothers...
*Takes his defensive stance*
I know some Gun-FU...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 20, 2001 05:08 PM |
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.....still in the corner......
<thinking about how easy it is to get drunk and be ignored in this bar - should he do the "bare, drink, and run"? - not yet....THINKS it would bring too much attention his way>
Arghhhhhhh......
<if he didn't love his ol' lady so much....the fun he could have>
LOL
<another swig off the bottle of Jaeger>
*mumbles* What is all this talk of Dutch?
<remembers his ancestry is German, Swedish, and....yes, Dutch>
LOL
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 06:39 PM |
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<...Finishes 4th shot in a row...Looks up at Kuma...Recognition dawns in eyes...Gets up and rushes the bar...>
"WHERE IS SHE?!!!!"
"If you have hurt her, I'll kill you I swear!"
<Throws his glass at Kuma...Missing Kuma the glass shatters the mirror behind the bar...While everyone is distracted, runs upstairs calling out a name...>
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 20, 2001 07:17 PM |
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ok, fine! ill get my own bloody keg! i assure you, i will not pay full price! 
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 07:27 PM |
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ill take i7 shots of vodka
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 20, 2001 07:35 PM |
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hmmm, methinks i drank it all... sorry!
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 20, 2001 09:28 PM |
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7 shots of imagination
That young, ugly one sure likes those imagination shots.
Zone Friends is down........I need a drink to go with my Jaeger.
<plunks a gold piece on the only lighted spot on the table>
Ignorance is bliss, eh? <----talking to himself
<looks to bar, to bathroom, to front door.....guages distances and running times....getting close to "bare, drink, and run">
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 20, 2001 09:34 PM |
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Erhalten Sie mich eine andere Flasche von vodka!
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