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BountyHunter97
BountyHunter97


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King of all that is Chicken
posted August 29, 2003 06:09 AM

its just what the goverment DOESNT want, pretty soon we r all gonna b run by movie stars... bet u next Justin Timberlake is gonan run 4 president lol
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Dingo
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posted August 29, 2003 06:10 AM

If Justin becomes president.  He is gonna get assassinated...











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BountyHunter97
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posted August 29, 2003 06:12 AM

yay!!! that will make me sleep better 2night
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Aquaman333
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posted August 29, 2003 06:12 AM

Not if I beat you there.
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BountyHunter97
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posted August 29, 2003 06:22 AM

not if i beat all of u
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Aquaman333
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posted August 29, 2003 06:34 AM

BountyHunter, thy name is Maturity.

Anyway, Arnold would/will make an excellent Governer. He has conservative views with a liberal flavor. A nice combo.
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posted August 29, 2003 06:35 AM

Not to mention he is the Terminator!
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Aquaman333
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posted August 29, 2003 06:38 AM

The fact that he's the Terminator has nothing to do with why he's cool. Oh, god, I'm a terrible liar.
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posted August 29, 2003 12:23 PM
Edited By: terje_the_mad_wizard on 29 Aug 2003

Quote:
regarding to human nature maybe anarchy is the only way  


Which nature are you referring to here? The Machiavellian/Hobbes Human Nature or the Locke/Rousseau one? Just wondering, coz in Machiavelli's or Hobbes' Original Human Nature, anarchy wouldn't be such a good idea...

And concerning Arnie: Would you really have a new Reagan? (their politics may be not alike at all, but American domestic politics aren't my strongest point...)
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soccerfeva
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posted August 29, 2003 01:43 PM

War Update!

A man by the name of Soccerfeva has declared war on the United States of America. The United States has risen their security level to it's highest since the 911 incident back in 2001. Soccerfeva apparently,from an unsecure source,started dropping bombs called Spam Bombs on California as early as 9 in the morning. Apparently nobody died. But buildings appeared to have been vandalised.

A man by the name of Stargazer has also agreed to be a possible help to Soccerfeva. The duo's powers are great and not even our Throngs of Fighter planes could stop them if the situation arises. I urge all Americans to be on the lookout. They are believed to be travelling Northwards and more towards New York.

Even though no deaths occured, the United States of America has already suffered a set back. Our economy has plunged to the pit holes in a game called Heroes of Might and Magic.

All is not lost. Even thought our reputation has suffered a set back,we are still well respected among the world. President George W Bush has gone into hiding upon the advice of the parliment,however.

Soccerfeva and Stargazer are causing great damage to the United States of America. Stargazer is just an on looker, however it is believed he might just be there to finish off our beloved president George Bush.

At the time of writing,the duo are believed to have landed. We received calls indicating that they are at Mcdonalds,Burger King,A&W at the same time. This is a mystery to the Republic but no problem is too big for the big headed republic to handle. I strongly urge all Americans to unite as one and pull through this crisis.

End of War Update-Fox News


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soccerfeva
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posted August 29, 2003 02:19 PM
Edited By: soccerfeva on 29 Aug 2003

Soccerfeva mangaes to sneak into a cybercafe without grabbing the attetion of the general public.

He logs on to Heroes Community to post this.

'Listen and listen good. I am only going to say this once.

In my time here at the USA,I've discoverd how wicked George Bush is. I am risking death to attack and bomb the United States with Spam Bombs, and perhapes if the need arises even more deadly weapons. I need help. Anyone willing to help me attack USA?

This is my proof that George Bush is too mean to the American people. I am here to free the American people from the dictatorship of Mr George Bush,and to aid them in anyway I can.

*He taxes his fellow countrymen.
*He murders those who commit murder.
*The US probably has the most number of Mcdonalds resturants in the world, this is unhealthy, but Bush has done nothing to stop it.
*He is a threat to Saddam Hussein.
*He might kill me.

These are just some of the shocking findings that I've found out. In the next 48 hours, I and Stargazer will proceed to the New York City. Stargazer has not confirmed he is attacking the United States with me but I assume so. If he wishes to back out he may do so anytime. I strongly encourage everyone at Heroes Community to attack USA and leave the world peaceful. The US has made many enemies and we need to have as less enemies as possible. One of the ways to do that is to destroy a world power called USA.

All of HC arise,come along with me,and we will rid the world of a dark and unknown,untapped,dangerous power.

If it lands in the wrong hands,the world could be a goner.

Now is not too late. My Roc is waiting for me in the jungle.I will survive this war.

Yours Truly, Soccerfeva

Soccerfeva looks around,sees no suspicions,and decides to edit his post.

My fellow HC members,this is my aim for attacking the USA.

*To free the American people from the dictatorship of George W Bush with as little damage inflicted on America and it's people.

*To free the world of a dangerous power.

*To tap into their Mcdonalds and distribute the food fairly to the rest of the world.

*To prevent the future of the world in uncertainty.

I, Soccerfeva pledges to do all of the above, without fail and without doubt, and will run the United States of America fairly if I ever gets my hands on it.

We will win this war against Bush.

*A rain of spam falls across the skies. Lots of buildings suffer damage.* Soccerfeva rests in a quiet place,having exhausted all of his energies. Face pale,he sleeps under the trees,eager for some rest..

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posted August 29, 2003 07:23 PM

Leave my McDonalds alone man.  If you touch any of my food, I will hurt you.  If you see a red dot between your eyes, its a hint that I'm near you.
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Aquaman333
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posted August 29, 2003 08:49 PM

Forget McDonald's, if you so much as glance at Gamespot or Electronics Boutique...Aqua will show no mercy.
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soccerfeva
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posted August 30, 2003 12:17 PM

Enuff of the nonsense. Before I start to appear to make my thread become a role play thread, I'll direct it back to real life. Sure, to free the American people is no crap. That's my aim. Most of the aims are realistic and true. As for spam bombs and such,you decide.

Here are some questions for you to mull over.

If the US were goners, do you think world peace would exist forever?

Is the US a dangerous mega nuke capable of drowning the world together with her?

Then should we just ignore this mega nuke?

If in 10 years time, it's president is a Saddam look a like,what are we supposed to do? Curse and yell that 10 years ago, we should have heed soccerfeva's advice to attack USA?
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silx87
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posted September 02, 2003 08:00 PM

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And concerning Arnie: Would you really have a new Reagan? (their politics may be not alike at all, but American domestic politics aren't my strongest point...)

so ur sayn arnie will become a new raygun or something?
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angelito
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posted September 02, 2003 10:13 PM

Oh i see a cornucopia! Youīre doing nearly nothing and getting everything

In germany we call this system "chain-letters", and they always work for the people, who start this "game".
But if you try to look at it mathematically, you will come to a conclusion very fast. If every man does it like he describes above, in about 2 or 3 months every man/woman who has 6 dollars for this will have payed and some of them will have "caught" the money and then, no persons are left to pay the next 6 dollars for all the others who didnīt get a penny!

BTW, in germany these kind of game is illegal

So donīt believe this guy, it wonīt work.
But perhaps he can post a photo of all the letters he got. (If he had got 42.000$ in 4 weeks and in all letters were   1$ bills, he has to have 42.000 envelopes in his house!
I think that would look like a big post office   LOL
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posted September 03, 2003 11:08 AM

Quote:
Quote:


And concerning Arnie: Would you really have a new Reagan? (their politics may be not alike at all, but American domestic politics aren't my strongest point...)

so ur sayn arnie will become a new raygun or something?


No, I said that I hoped he didn't....
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SirDunco
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posted September 03, 2003 08:39 PM

ok #1 arnold is just a puppet that was payed by the republican party to run for governor so that, being a celebrity, he would get elected. once in office he will be under the control of the republicans to replace the liberal democratic, governor.

#2 what's the best for of gov for both war and peace, kids? COMMUNISM...but the so called democracy is good for war and peace i say.

#3 when McDonalds falls, so will the us economy.
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Peacemaker
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posted September 03, 2003 10:45 PM

(In reference to PH's post to Khayman on the first page about having a brew together)

PH, I'd be more than happy to join Khayman for a brew, but only if you will be joining us, as well as The Gootch.  Then you boys had better make sure there are plenty of tables with lampshades around so that I have an outlet for the chemical imbalance that usually results when I drink, or else there's no telling what I might do.

This little liaison also needs to occur before the war against the US starts.  I hate drinking in a roomful of my favorite men with bombs hailing down around my spinning head....

How does January, here in Denver, sound to you guys????

Second thought, never mind about the lampshades.  I'll just make sure to bring my Polar Bear suit... I will be needing a table or two though....

HEE HEE HEE
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privatehudson
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posted September 03, 2003 11:49 PM

Errrrr hold on I don't want to meet all those lunatics!
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