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TheUltimateM...
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posted August 28, 2004 06:33 AM |
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Poll Question: The Ultimate Male Unmasked!
Did you CyberGeeks really believe that I was just going to tell you? That just would not be my style now, would it? So here is your opportunity to hone your CyberSkills by trying to guess who is behind all of this razor-sharp wit, keen intellect, and unmatched sense of humor.
So go ahead and take out your Mr. Spock Vulcanized Calculators or your Magic the Gathering Tarot Cards if you think they will help you. While you are sitting there second-guessing your decision (and also fantasizing about someday becoming more like The Ultimate Male), just remember the most important lesson of all (see signature)...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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IYY
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REDACTED
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posted August 28, 2004 08:31 AM |
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Bah. You're just a character invented by sir steven on one of his threads.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted August 28, 2004 06:11 PM |
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Well, I'm not going to vote at all. So there.
But I will once again applaud The Ultimate Male for his pure genius! In what likely took only a few minutes to type up, he has created another thread which has no end to its potential.
Keep guessing Cybergeeks! And I urge you all to write detailed explanations as to why you chose the way you did!
This is some good stuff!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Lich_King
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posted August 28, 2004 06:54 PM |
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Yeah keep guessing, it is fun to see how much are other people wrong or right, when you know, who really TUM is... Keep guessing... ya geeks...
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 28, 2004 07:55 PM |
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I know who TheUltimateMale is.
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Daddy
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Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted August 28, 2004 07:57 PM |
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I don't! *waves hand*
But I don't care anyways
reg
Daddy
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TheUltimateM...
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posted August 28, 2004 08:52 PM |
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The King Of All That is Stink
Doody spewed:Quote: I don't! *waves hand*
But I don't care anyways
Dearest Doody, also known as The King Of All That Is Stink,
I understand that you may not care about my true identity, but The Ultimate Male cares about you, my little CyberFriend. While we are on the subject of identities, I suggest that you stop posting those fake pictures of yourself in the RL Photos thread.
You see, you may not care about The Ultimate Male, but TUM cares about all CyberGeeks, which is why I am here trying to help you all. I am going to help you, Doody, by posting your true photo, because as I stated in my original thread, Honesty is the key to overcoming CyberGeekdom.
The Real Daddy
Oh, and by the way...The Hansens called, and they want their pictures back!
Insincerely,
TUM
p.s. - Just do me a favor...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Daddy
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Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted August 28, 2004 11:11 PM |
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Edited By: Daddy on 28 Aug 2004
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The ultimate Ale,
I think, I have to thank you for caring about me
It's nice to know that someone out there cares about me..
Strange... where did you get that photo from? I thought, I destroyed all pictures from the last costuming-party I had.. Ah, damn - now the whole world's gonna see it
The Hansens called? Hmm I must have forgotten to pay the last picture, I got from them, duh!
I think that you will be glad to hear that I decided to be honest from this day on and reveal my true identity to everyone that might be blinded by my allmost perfect diguise, only you could brake.
as well,
Doody
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 28, 2004 11:33 PM |
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Hmmm.... I got 3 votes.
Who thinks it's me?
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 28, 2004 11:37 PM |
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I think you're the Ultimate Male!! It was me!!!
Okay, no it wasn't... But I concur
YaY for Asmodean!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 28, 2004 11:44 PM |
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Poll Results:
5 votes (33%)
Sir Stiven
4 votes (27%)
The Gootch
3 votes (20%)
Asmodean
2 votes (13%)
Khayman
1 votes (7%)
LichKing
5
4
3
2
1
Cool, huh?
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Wolfman
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Insomniac
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posted August 29, 2004 03:18 AM |
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I know who it is, but I'm able to cheat.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 29, 2004 08:05 AM |
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I agree with the majority and say it's sir_stiven, because both he and TUM are weirds people.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 29, 2004 09:32 AM |
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I know who it is! But im not going to say anything! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Even to you n00b geeks its pretty easy to figure out!
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted August 29, 2004 01:27 PM |
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 29, 2004 04:34 PM |
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I voted on the true TUM. Funny how so many people got it wrong
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Vadskye91
Promising
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Back again
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posted August 29, 2004 10:44 PM |
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Quote: ok
i admit its me.
Hmmm... I'll believe it when TUM says so too... There have been imposters in other threads like this...
Oh btw, I was one of those thought it was you Asmodean. I don't know why tho... lol.
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Knowledge is power...
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted August 30, 2004 04:48 AM |
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What if The Ultimate Male's name isn't even on the list?
Would it really shock any of you to think he's messing with you -- yet again?
Let me propose another possibility, what if TUM is actually none other than our Mage of the Land?
Think about it, who better to study the migration patterns of the cybergeek, than an actual forum administraor? How many times have we seen posts asking "where's valeriy?" don't these posts usually coincide with news stories asking "where's the romanian gymnastic squad?"
Those people who were around for a long time can certainly attest to the fact that Valeriy is a pretty funny guy, and a bit of a smart*** too.
Another poster pointed out to me over IM that TUM really makes use of the BB code, well who knows the code better than Valeriy??
Seems to me that this makes sense, especially when we consider that most of the people claiming to know "for sure" are Moderators
Anyways, I just thought I'd toss that out there
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 04:58 AM |
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AS IF
Val couldn't possibly be TUM.
He's not as handsome as me
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 04:58 AM |
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