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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 07, 2004 04:40 PM |
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Is this TUM? 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Shai-Hulud
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Sicomor
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posted September 07, 2004 05:17 PM |
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Quote:
NOTE: Original posts from Poster Of The Month - August 2004 thread
The Ultimate Male wrote in response to Daddy winning Poster of the Month:Quote:
as I plan on taking your title from you in October.
Mmm.. this is becoming interesting... It seems to me that your effots are becoming futile... Futile not for converting cybergeeks to at least cyberstuds, but futile to oppose your attraction to the old ways, the Path seems is leading you to your cybergeeks origins... Your engagement in such a competetion, is a clear sign of the demon that lies in you... demon that is acting slowly, but for sure, in converting you to cybergeekdom...
Or, on the second thougt, it may be ...
That the next time a girl will come to your house, to ask you to make her.... a homework, you'll show her your POTM trophy, in you useless trying, to impress her and get a kiss on the cheek...
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~~~Azzy ~~~
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 07, 2004 05:57 PM |
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Return Of The CyberSamurai
Shai-Hulud wrote: Quote:
That the next time a girl will come to your house, to ask you to make her.... a homework, you'll show her your POTM trophy, in you useless trying, to impress her and get a kiss on the cheek...
Dear Shy-U-Prude,
Believe it or not, I actually understood your CyberSamurai logic in the above post. However, there is something that you must understand about The Ultimate Male, and that is the following...
If TUM wanted to impress a female, then I guarantee you that he would be showing her something other (and much larger) than the POTM trophy.
By the way, Shameless-Hu-Dude,I am happy to see that you are still trying to break free of your CyberPrison. Please keep following my expert advice and applying my proven techniques, and perhaps you can pick-up a girlie or two at your next Hansen, Backstreet Boys or Spice Girls Reunion Tour concert. Until then...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 17, 2004 04:00 PM |
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Another Visual Aid For The Intellectually Challenged
Since it is obvious that almost all of you CyberSleuths are still clueless, The Ultimate Male has decided to yet again help you out. Here is a photo of yours truly, and as you can see, not only am I the sexiest creature on two legs, but I am also a lean, mean running machine.
While your eyes are transfixed on the above vision from the heavens, I have a few more recommendations...
Male CyberGeeks, try to peel yourselves off the couch and do some physical exercise. You need it.
Female CyberGeeks, try to peel your eyes off the screen every so often. If you stare at my picture too long, my gorgeous image may be forever burned in your retna.
Male CyberGeeks Pretending To Be Female CyberGeeks, try not to hurt yourselves trying to peel my shorts off with your eyes, and while you are at it...Take off that ridiculous wig, it does not even match your eye brow color!.
Until next time, my lovable CyberGuessers, treat everyone with kindness and compassion, but never forget...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted January 30, 2005 11:39 PM |
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So then, who is he?
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted January 30, 2005 11:49 PM |
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Me thinks nobody cares who TUM is anymore
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted January 31, 2005 02:53 AM |
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Not true, Gorfman...
Your ex-girlfriend really cared...ALOT! 
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted January 31, 2005 02:58 AM |
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You know, no matter who TUM is, he's still a very funny guy 
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted January 31, 2005 05:33 AM |
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I remember someone who knew the centuries-kept secret slipped it somewhere. It's Lich King. (some guy from the plethora of liches we have here)
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted January 31, 2005 06:10 AM |
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Not true, Gorfman...
Your ex-girlfriend really cared...ALOT!
If you knew EITHER of them, it would take an ULTIMATE MALE to put up with their bs and crap! So by all means, take them! LOL Take them and experience worlds of pain and many nights alone on a couch as both tended to be that way alot.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted January 31, 2005 09:59 PM |
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 31, 2005 10:28 PM |
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted January 31, 2005 10:57 PM |
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Well it seems no one really knows for sure, except me.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 31, 2005 11:05 PM |
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I know.
I want a cool parody name. TUM, make it happen. >_>
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>_>
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted January 31, 2005 11:20 PM |
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I'm guessing Shadowcaster has just tried out the IP check button.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted February 01, 2005 12:14 AM |
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Hmm, maybe he has used his handy-dandy new mod tools...
Or maybe it's him!!
Shadowcaster is TUM! His request for a nickname may just be a clever ruse to throw us all off ....
Hmmmm
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 01, 2005 12:17 AM |
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Hmmmm...
I couldn't possibly be TUM. I NEVER make typos.
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>_>
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted February 01, 2005 12:19 AM |
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Again.... part of the ruse...
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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DoddTheSlayer
Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
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posted February 01, 2005 12:58 AM |
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Well now this very thread has guarenteed that nobody will ever know for sure who it is.
TUM is the master of irony whoever he\she is. I think he well might be a she actually. anyone else considered this possibility?
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Retaliation is for the foolish. Silence is wisdom
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted February 01, 2005 01:45 AM |
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Well now this very thread has guarenteed that nobody will ever know for sure who it is.
Except for the mods. They have the power to check a user's IP address, so it's all a matter of finding the regular with the same IP as TUM.
That doesn't help us, mortals however...
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So I try to live a complicated world...
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