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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:03 AM |
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Gosh Lichy dear, you're a multi-postin freako tonite!
It seems possible that it could be Bort too... especially since the one thing they have in common is a major fan-following. I can't remember the last time I came to HC and didn't see a revived Bort thread! And the messages I get telling me to give him stars.... I'd like to find out where that guy lives and just paint a big ol' red star on his forehead so it stops!
Of course that doesn't mean I don't think the threads are worthy, 'cuz they pretty much always are lol Same with TUM's... hmmm....
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:13 AM |
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I dunno about that, I think a man who rides a horse naked is more likely to have no balls at all...
I don't agree with Zud, he's just not around enough - plus the more cybergeeks there are not gettin any, the more ladies there are for him.. I don't think he'd want to help them at all.
What about Oldtimer? Could it be him?
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posted August 30, 2004 05:17 AM |
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Well it could be OldTimer.
He's smart enough.
He's funny enough.
Hell, he's prolly even Lichy enough.....
Thing is..........
he ain't ME.
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:21 AM |
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LOL Lichy I can't even begin to keep up with you tonite...
It can't be 2extreme, cuz it just can't.
It could be you tho, I have a bit of an issue with the blistered fingers, but if I look past that I do see how it could be you...
I mean, we are talking about an endless supply of Bone.... 
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:29 AM |
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Hmm, and now you try to confuse the masses by saying it's not you! I see your game!
Then again, what if it's me? What if it's just a persona of mine that pops out when I forget my meds? It could happen... and heck I wouldn't even know.
Why can't I suck blood and open the box btw? I just don't get why it's an either/or type of thing.
I wonder just how many times you'll have posted by the time i click submit LOL
edit: he posted twice before i replied to the first, nasty spammer he is! 
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posted August 30, 2004 05:45 AM |
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Woock lol.
You think you can defeat me? I am also floodprotect, beware. You haven't even seen what I can really do.
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:46 AM |
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No no, not Woock... but I've recently learned that Woock is a very very funny guy! lol (Peace Woock!! )
But still, he's not TUM.
Maybe its Svarog?
He has the writing skills, he seems completely without inhibition - and he does seem to be around an awful lot...
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 05:54 AM |
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The above post/thread/idea is copyrighted by Lich.
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posted August 30, 2004 05:54 AM |
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 05:58 AM |
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Uhmmm, okay, now I'm getting scared here...
Clearly Lich has been into the solvents, and I think Dingo may be about to drop the gauntlet!
*holds up my mod-shield in self defense*
I command you spammin' fools to stop before you start! For the love of the HC don't let this spam war ever come to pass!!!
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 06:02 AM |
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I never touch the solvents.
Radioactive waste is more to my liking.
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posted August 30, 2004 06:03 AM |
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off topic
I will not spam.
Dingo wins w/o ever having to compete.
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 06:03 AM |
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On-Topic
Wonder if it is Oldtimer?
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posted August 30, 2004 06:05 AM |
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Oldtimer can't be TheUltimateMale. He's too old.
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 06:08 AM |
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It could be Oldtimer. Tho I'd have chosen The Ultimate ***** for him if i coulda, 'cuz he really does have skills.
No one, and i mean NO ONE can spit shine a pair of boots like that guy can... and the warm oil massages...
Not too many of em actually like the whip, but you've never seen begging... uhm - nevermind
yeah, could be Oldtimer I guess!
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posted August 30, 2004 06:16 AM |
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Thing is
TUM's prone to periodic absences.
They're excusable, mind ya.......can't be TUM unless you perform TUM's duties and we all know what that entails
OldTimer's here alot.
Can't be him.
My guess is Haile. He's smart, humorous, atheletic.......
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LichKing
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posted August 30, 2004 06:17 AM |
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Unless, of course, it's Des
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pandora
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posted August 30, 2004 06:28 AM |
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Could be Xarfax too 
Wait a second though, I'm a bit unclear about the duties part.
Can you explain please? Maybe if we fully understand what it is to be TUM we will be able to discover who he truly is.
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posted August 30, 2004 06:33 AM |
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sorry, can't help ya
I can't say things like 'It's TUM's responsibility to maintain a perfectly conditioned body' or 'To be TUM is to understand that one must accept a preordained role to attend to the needs of worthy females' or 'TUM feels it is his duty to help those males of lesser masculine stature ascend to a level of existance above the phantasmal world of cybergeekdom'.
Because I'm not TUM.
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posted August 30, 2004 06:34 AM |
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But if I were TUM, I would feel duty-bound to say such things
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