Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted March 18, 2009 09:34 PM |
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Holy Crap --
What the **** is going on here?!?!?
I come here to satisfy my occasional Jones for a talk with the Gootch (how ironic) and find Consis in a state of meltdown?
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I truly wish everyone joy and happiness while they pass through life. The moment they pursue it at someone else's expense is where I draw the line.
Listen to him, Consis. He speaks the truth and does so from experience, I know. You will throw away the whole structure of your life just because your nads are nagging you about something shiny and new. I know you think it's more than that. Trust me, it isn't. And it will be too late when you realize it for yourself and your new fascination falls right into the same slot your wife, who will be long gone by then, used to occupy.
This is serious, man. Everyone, and I mean everyone, eventually has the same experience. I'm not saying it won't be hard to keep control and turn away from this seemingly irresistable urge you're having. I know from personal experience that it is hard, and probably will be for a long time. At some point love always evolves from an orgasmic impulse, to a matter of choice. And the older you get, the truer this becomes. If you let the impulse phase rule you you will never overcome it and it will dictate the events of your life.
If you do not tread very carefully through this process you will **** up not only your own life, but the lives of your children and your wife. In the end, you will end up feeling exactly the way you do about your life as you do right now, and another shiny new somebody will come along, and you'll either have to go through it again or learn your lesson.
Sweet Jesus.
If this woman is worth anything then she'll be a friend to you (sometimes they become a best friend, provided there's enough distance to keep you out of trouble) and refuse to participate in your personal/familial sabotage. If she doesn't then you should consider the quality of her character very, very carefully. Don't forget; women like "somebody shiny and new" every once in a while too. You could easily find yourself right in the same place you're about to put your wife a few years down the road.
Thanks for the timely, ironically relevant distraction from my little Jones, Consis. Be careful, be smart; best of luck.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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