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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 12:58 AM

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oO! Seriously? Why didn't you say so in the beginning? That's way cooler than some creepy movie. So do you think the problem might be the socks or do you think your drawer is possesed or something?
You know what you should try? Make letter cut outs and then drop them in the drawer. Leave them there for a night and maybe that gave your drawer time to arrange them into words so that it can communicate with you! What do you think your drawer tell you?


I've never looked close enough at it.

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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted February 15, 2010 12:59 AM

Why's that? It's your drawer you should see it every day. Or are there hidden compartments that you can only find by looking really close?
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 01:02 AM

I'd never suspect my drawer to betray me.

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Azagal
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posted February 15, 2010 01:13 AM

And why is that? You don't seam to treat him too nicely do you?
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 01:25 AM

Well i dust him off every once in a while... maybe i should feed him. what do drawer's eat?

Lonely socks?

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Azagal
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posted February 15, 2010 01:28 AM

Hmm that's a good question. Maybe you can try out different things? Start with socks and then work your way up to expensive diamond rings. I mean it's a drawer it could be little puppies for all I know.
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DagothGares
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posted February 15, 2010 01:38 AM

Living drawers eat 0.7563 liters of human soul every day.
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 01:41 AM

I suppose i'll have to fix my relationship with it.

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Azagal
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posted February 15, 2010 01:43 AM
Edited by Azagal at 01:50, 15 Feb 2010.

Dagoth mamga has a serious problem. His drawer is messing with his socks. And since none of us can decipher drawer-communications I doubt this is the time to make stupid jokes about drawers eating souls. He could be trying to tell him that he is on a mission from the drawer god to kill him and he's trying to let him know by rearangeing his socks! Now try to figure out the problem here instead of spamming prepostrous claims about drawers and be serious about this like the rest of us!
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DagothGares
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posted February 15, 2010 01:46 AM

Listen, I have a relative working at IKEA. I know everything that you need to know about drawers!
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Azagal
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posted February 15, 2010 01:49 AM

Good then there might be time to find out what the drawer is trying to communicate before it's too late for... for whatever might happen! So what's it saying Dagoth?
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DagothGares
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posted February 15, 2010 01:56 AM

I don't know, sock drawers are relatively harmless! Unless, of course, it has only been moving the black socks in a z-pattern, but everyone knows that you're a dead man, then!

But, mamga...
if it is...
You must find the jade monkey, before the next full moon!

God speed!
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 01:59 AM
Edited by mamgaeater at 01:59, 15 Feb 2010.

But thats in 2 weeks!

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Azagal
Azagal


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posted February 15, 2010 02:02 AM
Edited by Azagal at 02:28, 15 Feb 2010.

Are you kidding me?! Your life is on the line, you're not telling me that that isn't enough motivation for you to get a jade monkey in TWO WEEKS?! Now go get that monkey!
Thank you so much Dagoth hopefully catastrophy was averted thanks to your deep knowledge on sock drawers.
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ohforfsake
ohforfsake


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posted February 15, 2010 02:06 AM

I always thought jade was the breasts of women, and maybe men in tights.

Also it is "your life".

I really like the danish translation:

Your - Deres
You - Du / I
You're - Du er / I er
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted February 15, 2010 02:07 AM

Thank you Mr. Burns Dagoth.

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DagothGares
DagothGares


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posted February 15, 2010 02:17 AM

I know, everyone's like: "I'll go and find the jad emonkey tommorrow!"
and, before they know it, the sock drawer strikes and all they'll ever hear ever again is *nom nom nom*
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Elvin
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posted February 24, 2010 08:52 AM

So how are you guys doing? Feels like I have been asleep all this time, trapped indoors only studying and checking the net. Things are finally looking interesting again and I'm trying to do as many things as possible.

Got a bit rusty with aikido but already feeling better from my second session Ken training rules and my timing is improving, think I will have to practice a few forms at home. A friend may join the dojo, would be great.

Getting a liking to vocal trance nowadays, some are pretty good.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 24, 2010 10:05 AM

Got my @ss handed to me at the fencing training yesterday. Honest to God, I have no idea why I keep coming. Everyone is at least a couple of levels above me there. In the last match yesterday I couldn't even get one point in.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted February 24, 2010 10:13 AM

Sometimes I am disappointed at myself but the point is to learn after all. Later it won't even matter how many times you were pwned, besides don't the more advanced guys give any tips or pull off any interesting moves?
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