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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted September 25, 2011 01:32 PM |
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The First National Bank of Pangea, only whishing the best for it's customers and employees. Ask about our new rates on Triceratops-escrow.
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 25, 2011 03:17 PM |
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one would hope it had been longer.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 25, 2011 03:17 PM |
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In actuality, it has been 123 days since the last velociraptor attack. It's just that the employees were too scared to change the sign.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 25, 2011 03:58 PM |
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"I think the boards recent policy to keep the velociraptors in cages, was an inspired decision. Shame that it took them 2years to figure out that velociraptors running around the workplace & devouring the employees is bad for business .
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 25, 2011 04:49 PM |
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6 years old boy : Mom! Mom! that's where I want to work when I grow up!!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 25, 2011 08:48 PM |
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Yeah, uhm, sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that means it's off-bounds for you, as well.
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted September 25, 2011 09:32 PM |
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Time to reset the board... Poor Creighton...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted September 25, 2011 10:14 PM |
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"Seems like our new anti-velociraptor measures are working. Escort the 13th virgin to the altar, please!"
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Friend-shaped
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kodial79
Promising
Supreme Hero
How'd Phi's Lov't
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posted September 25, 2011 11:03 PM |
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Company CEO: It's been 12 days since we brought in that Tyrannosaurus Rex and there have been no more velociraptor attacks on our employees. He drove them all away! So what do they complain about this time?
Vice President: Well, you see, they complain about the Tyrannosaurus eating them now...
Company CEO: You've got to be kidding! There's no pleasing some people! Any excuse they can find to skip work...
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Signature? I don't need no stinking signature!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 25, 2011 11:29 PM |
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A common sight before the Velociraptor Rights Movement.
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Eccentric Opinion
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 26, 2011 01:14 AM |
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A leaked photo from the set of the new Jurassic Park movie.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted October 03, 2011 09:27 AM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 19:39, 03 Oct 2011.
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If Velociraptors are discriminated at work
Is it called Racism or Specism?
(Edit: Sorry for the bad ascii. haha)
Edit2: Nevermind, here's a picture for the right mood
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 03, 2011 01:55 PM |
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I don't see anything in there. Anyways I'll conclude the round this evening, you should have enough time to fix it.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 03, 2011 02:02 PM |
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted October 05, 2011 12:33 PM |
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Scientist: "What did I say? After this demonstration the workers will not dare to slack off when they could be working, in fear that we will release the raptors again!"
Director: "That is all well and good, but how do you get them back in the cage?"
Scientist: "Pardon?"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted October 05, 2011 12:38 PM |
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Even after the dinosaur apocalypse, people still spend most of their time working desk jobs.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted October 05, 2011 01:45 PM |
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"Everybody has been coming here trying to get a job."
"Oh I'm sure not everybody has been coming here."
"Dude, trust me. Everybody. You don't even want to know the details. We lost 3 HR managers last month."
"You mean they quit?"
"Yeah, sure. They quit. Go ahead and believe that."
"Why are you acting so defensive? Chill out."
"You're like all the rookies around here. You take trips to the copy machine without an armed escort. You go into the break room by yourself. You probably even take a piss at your own leisure. You come into work with your fancy shoes and your tie and you act as though it were just a regular day. Next thing you know, you're staring point blank at your own spleen laying on the floor and trying to stop the flow of blood pouring out of your maimed body. It doesn't last long after that. You might get a few screams off if you're lucky, until you get your throat ripped open. So take my advice kid, fix your attitude and start hanging out with the right crowd around here if you want to live."
"...Is this some kind of metaphor?"
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted October 07, 2011 08:11 PM |
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*Pokes thread with a stick* Hmmm...
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Friend-shaped
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 11, 2011 11:20 PM |
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*Bump* (don't worry Elvin we know that you're busy, no rush )
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 11, 2011 11:24 PM |
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I know, sorry guys. A number of things have come up and on top of it I'm leaving for army on 24/10 as I learnt just today. I'm afraid I'll have two more rounds and then hand out the appropriate shinies
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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