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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 09, 2018 05:39 PM |
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Not content with the spectators having a monopoly on silly headwear, racehorses are now trying to corner the market.
Trusted bookmakers are already saying that this trend is not going to catch on.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 09, 2018 07:24 PM |
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"Pssst, hi there. I am Ed, chairman of the I.E., the Incognito Equi! I know, I fooled you, but yes, I am really a horse! This here is Fred, the treasurer. He is a horse too, can you believe it? He even manages to fool me!"
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 09, 2018 07:42 PM |
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ever since trigger and silver became fugitives of the law, they've used hipster tshirts to blend in with the locals. currently residing in denver, colorado; they have yet to be discovered.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 09, 2018 08:19 PM |
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Two of the four Horse-men of the Apocalypse - Acquired Mediocrity and Self-indulgent Consumerism. The other two - Smug Ignorance and Obese Egoism - are wreaking havoc toward the sunset.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 09, 2018 08:37 PM |
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Owner shows hard-core tattoos, but horses think the worst tattoos, when their eyes were removed.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 12, 2018 12:37 AM |
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"Hey, you've got a..."
"Yeah, I know. Something coming out of my mouth. The doctor says it's some cancerous growth. Sent me to a specialist doctor. Doctor Edwards. I didn't trust him."
"Oh? Why not?"
"His hooves. They were blades. Like...what are those things? Oh, scissors. It just looked too risky."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 15, 2018 09:40 PM |
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Round 37 rated
Trrogdor
Not content with the spectators having a monopoly on silly headwear, racehorses are now trying to corner the market.
Trusted bookmakers are already saying that this trend is not going to catch on.
Those same bookies were pinched a few moments later. 3pts
Maurice
"Pssst, hi there. I am Ed, chairman of the I.E., the Incognito Equi! I know, I fooled you, but yes, I am really a horse! This here is Fred, the treasurer. He is a horse too, can you believe it? He even manages to fool me!"
Fredmuffin's a horse? that explains some things. 4pts
Fredmuffin
ever since trigger and silver became fugitives of the law, they've used hipster tshirts to blend in with the locals. currently residing in denver, colorado; they have yet to be discovered.
Finally, a use for those 4pts
Zenofex
Two of the four Horse-men of the Apocalypse - Acquired Mediocrity and Self-indulgent Consumerism. The other two - Smug Ignorance and Obese Egoism - are wreaking havoc toward the sunset.
More like horsemen of the hipstersoycalypse. 4pts
Ghost
Owner shows hard-core tattoos, but horses think the worst tattoos, when their eyes were removed.
Didn't think that one through. 3pts
AlkarRahn
"Hey, you've got a..."
"Yeah, I know. Something coming out of my mouth. The doctor says it's some cancerous growth. Sent me to a specialist doctor. Doctor Edwards. I didn't trust him."
"Oh? Why not?"
"His hooves. They were blades. Like...what are those things? Oh, scissors. It just looked too risky."
Never trusted those white robe wearing weirdos. 4pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 151
BlizzardSoyBoy - 35
Galaad - 73.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 124
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 140.5
Elvin - 100.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 52.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 47
Friendofgunnar - 28
Zenofex - 112
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 62
Celfious - 24
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3
Round 38
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 16, 2018 06:46 AM |
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It's true, Lt. Perry really can levitate things with his crotch.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 16, 2018 07:52 AM |
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begin endorsement/
position #14 just before penetration, in the horse-sex area of the "military debauchery festival"! wow, what a shot! don't forget to bring your cameras, too! fun for the whole family!
/end endorsement
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 16, 2018 11:58 AM |
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"Here we see Sgt. Wilson in better times. The next horse unfortunately didn't jump as high. Luckily for Mrs. Wilson, she and Sgt. Wilson already had all the offspring they wanted.
Sgt. Wilson is now applying for a position in a choir as a soprano. We wish him best of luck!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 16, 2018 12:33 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 13:22, 16 May 2018.
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The perks of being eunuch.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 16, 2018 01:22 PM |
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A modern demonstration of the infamous medieval torture "The jump of eternal virtue" - the victim is forced to do a handstand, his legs spread by two executioners, then an imbecile mounted on a limp horse tries to jump over him 10 times. It was banned as inhumane in most European kingdoms as late as XIV century in favour of standard castration with pliers conducted by certified professionals.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted May 16, 2018 02:14 PM |
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Damn....someone has balls of steel (hopefully)
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 16, 2018 03:57 PM |
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How to generate entertainment value at the equestrian part of the Olympics.
Step 1: Get rid of the dressage section
Step 2: Replace hurdles with humans (preferably conscripts)
Step 3: Sit back and watch as the attendance figures increase
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 16, 2018 04:02 PM |
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And this is of last trial for aspiring spetnaz, while easy for Russian man there is of no vodka for moral support of recruit.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 20, 2018 01:37 PM |
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"There you have it! A beautiful jump, followed by a beautiful landing. You don't see that every... Oh dear, it looks like Mother Nature just decided it was time for something not so beautiful, right in Hugh's face."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 20, 2018 02:45 PM |
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- And now we present you with a technology powerful enough to suspend a horse and its rider mid-air.
- Congratulations general, how does it work?
- Military secret. All I can disclose is that it operates on Lt Flat Ulence's strengths and a diet rich on beans.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 21, 2018 12:40 AM |
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Standard admittance into the calvary is to test to see who is actually dumbass enough to do this trick. If you volunteer you are accepted and assigned first row for the charge.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 28, 2018 10:30 AM |
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belated ratings tomorrow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 29, 2018 10:49 AM |
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Round 38 rated
Friendofgunnar
It's true, Lt. Perry really can levitate things with his crotch.
His levitation skills only increase with rank. 3pts
Fredmuffin
begin endorsement/
position #14 just before penetration, in the horse-sex area of the "military debauchery festival"! wow, what a shot! don't forget to bring your cameras, too! fun for the whole family!
/end endorsement
Absolutely degenerate. 4pts
Maurice
"Here we see Sgt. Wilson in better times. The next horse unfortunately didn't jump as high. Luckily for Mrs. Wilson, she and Sgt. Wilson already had all the offspring they wanted.
Sgt. Wilson is now applying for a position in a choir as a soprano. We wish him best of luck!"
He got the falcetto part instead. 4pts
Galaad
The perks of being eunuch.
How on earth would you know? 4pts
Zenofex
A modern demonstration of the infamous medieval torture "The jump of eternal virtue" - the victim is forced to do a handstand, his legs spread by two executioners, then an imbecile mounted on a limp horse tries to jump over him 10 times. It was banned as inhumane in most European kingdoms as late as XIV century in favour of standard castration with pliers conducted by certified professionals.
In some parts, namely Russia, this survived up untill the XXIst century. 5pts
Markmasters
Damn....someone has balls of steel (hopefully)
Hate to break it to you... 3pts
Trogdor
How to generate entertainment value at the equestrian part of the Olympics.
Step 1: Get rid of the dressage section
Step 2: Replace hurdles with humans (preferably conscripts)
Step 3: Sit back and watch as the attendance figures increase
They tried step 2 with lefty soyboys, but due to their limpness and frail weak infant stature, had to give up on the idea. 2pts
Neraus
And this is of last trial for aspiring spetnaz, while easy for Russian man there is of no vodka for moral support of recruit.
No vodka for newbloods, that's the rule man. 3pts
AlkarRahn
"There you have it! A beautiful jump, followed by a beautiful landing. You don't see that every... Oh dear, it looks like Mother Nature just decided it was time for something not so beautiful, right in Hugh's face."
man that's just... man... 3,5pts
Elvin
- And now we present you with a technology powerful enough to suspend a horse and its rider mid-air.
- Congratulations general, how does it work?
- Military secret. All I can disclose is that it operates on Lt Flat Ulence's strengths and a diet rich on beans.
One step closer to repulsorlift tech. 3pts
BlizzardSoyBoy
Standard admittance into the calvary is to test to see who is actually dumbass enough to do this trick. If you volunteer you are accepted and assigned first row for the charge.
... 1pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 155
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 77.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 126
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 144
Elvin - 103.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 55.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 117
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 66
Celfious - 24
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3
Round 39
Ratings probably next monday.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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