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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 09, 2017 10:40 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 22:57, 09 Jun 2017.
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RATED! Kip
“Victoria's Secret new line of lingerie - The Predatoress. For when you catch that cheating basterd*
*gun sold separately.”
A deadly line of lingerie it is. 4 pts
Poly
“Presenting the latest cutting-edge technology in deer hunting: Nerve gas! ”
Now you got some nerve. 4 pts
Elvin
“I heard you have a butterfly infestation, I'm here to clean up. ”
These damn butterflies will never let you alone. 3 pts
Trog
“"Director: "I have this idea for a movie. It'll be like the terminator, but replace the cyborg with a doomsday prepper."
Producer: "I smell a commercial and critical failure coming on."”
I smell too. 2 pts
fuChris
“The all new reboot of the Bambi franchise. Except now Bambi has ALL the guns! (Literally! He has tits now!)
Coming to cinema in 2018!
Rated R (for retarded)
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He?? 4 pts
Neraus
“A rare risque photo circulating in English trenches during WW1.
It is said that many died clutching this photo during assaults. ”
Everybody knows deers didn't exist during WW1. 2 pts
Frosty
“Galaad, where did you find mu gf's picture while she is on her period???”
You don't want to know. 5 pts
Celf
“nobody look that's my wife !!”
Yeah yeah we believe you. 1,5 pts
Alkar
“Presenting, Redneck Wonder Woman”
dun dun DUN! 3,5 pts
Mark
“Nature activists step up their game, chaining yourself against a tree didn't help, but shooting anything that comes near it surely does!
Join the activists today! PRESERVE THE BUTTERFLY! ”
In the butterfly we trust. 5 pts
Ghost
“A new movie: I spit on your grave R18 p***y!”
Lolwat. 1 pt
Zenofex
“S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 - Reversed Cuckoldry. When females finally enter the Zone, Bloodsuckers will be the least of your worries.
Release date: right after the chief developer's wife approves it. ”
Passing philosophy. 4,5 pts Scores fuChris – 42,5
Elvin – 37
Kipshasz – 36,5
Trogdor – 31,5
Markmasters – 29,5
Maurice – 29,5
Celfious – 23,5
EnergyZ – 22
Blizzardboy – 20
AlHazin – 17
The_Polygot – 12,5
Ghost – 10
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
fred79 – 9
Neraus - 8
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
Geny – 6
FrostyMuadDib - 5
PandaTar – 5
AlkarRahn – 3,5
Tsar-Ivor – 3 ROUND 13
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 09, 2017 10:55 PM |
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"what i did on summer vacation"
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted June 09, 2017 11:30 PM |
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"...and still no place to park."
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted June 10, 2017 01:10 AM |
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When you mistake Red Bull for gasoline...
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 10, 2017 01:49 AM |
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"Shut up mom. I'm listening to my GPS."
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 10, 2017 08:25 AM |
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OH SH- I forgot the oven!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 10, 2017 09:08 AM |
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I swear to god, these bleeping potholes are getting bigger by the minute.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 10, 2017 09:54 AM |
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Hey Ron? You sure we're on the right way to Hogwarts?
Hogwarts? Harry we are going to Vegas!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted June 10, 2017 04:13 PM |
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted June 10, 2017 05:44 PM |
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'Harry, I don't think we're in Scotland anymoreeeeeeee!...'
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Friend-shaped
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 10, 2017 06:43 PM |
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And this is why the flying car will NEVER take off in the future.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted June 10, 2017 07:15 PM |
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and that was the last brownie she ever ate
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What are you up to
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Markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted June 10, 2017 08:55 PM |
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Kierov airship, reporting. For mother Russia!
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 10, 2017 09:40 PM |
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Celfious said: and that was the last brownie she ever ate
Best one.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted June 10, 2017 11:16 PM |
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"Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 11, 2017 07:34 PM |
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Neraus said: "Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."
damn, my second one that i was going to post was, "where we're going, we don't need roads".
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 14, 2017 11:22 AM |
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Last day before ratings!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 15, 2017 11:21 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 11:22, 15 Jun 2017.
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RATED! Fred
“"what i did on summer vacation"”.
You wish. 2 pts
Alkar
"...and still no place to park."
That's because you're not paying attention! 5 pts
Frosty
“When you mistake Red Bull for gasoline...”
And you mistake gasoline for fred's stash. 2 pts
Blizz
“"Shut up mom. I'm listening to my GPS."”
Please turn, left, in, 500, mountains. 5 pts
Elvin
““OH SH- I forgot the oven!””
Quick get back! 3 pts
Kip
“I swear to god, these bleeping potholes are getting bigger by the minute. ”
Uh-oh 3 pts
fuChris
“Hey Ron? You sure we're on the right way to Hogwarts?
Hogwarts? Harry we are going to Vegas!”
Aren't you, coming back, from Vegas? 3 pts
Ghost
“Great suicide”
A lot of thought, time and effort on this one 3,5 pts
Poly
“'Harry, I don't think we're in Scotland anymoreeeeeeee!...' ”
As long as we have these pure scottish high class whiskey with us I say we are. 2,5 pts
Trog
“And this is why the flying car will NEVER take off in the future. ”
Why? 2,5 pts
Celf
“and that was the last brownie she ever ate”
Until next time 3,5 pts
Mark
“Kierov airship, reporting. For mother Russia!”
That's a hell of an airship 2 pts
Neraus
“"Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."”
Lawsuit incoming! 2,5 pts Scores fuChris – 45,5
Elvin – 40
Kipshasz – 39,5
Trogdor – 33,5
Markmasters – 31,5
Maurice – 29,5
Celfious – 27
Blizzardboy – 25
EnergyZ – 22
AlHazin – 17
The_Polygot – 15
Ghost – 13,5
fred79 – 11
Neraus – 10,5
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
AlkarRahn – 8,5
FrostyMuadDib - 7
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
Geny – 6
PandaTar – 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3 ROUND 14
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 15, 2017 11:39 AM |
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted June 15, 2017 02:26 PM |
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Maybe now I can see that 18+ content...
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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