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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 21, 2017 10:02 PM |
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"What do you have to squeek now, nerd!?"
"Let's nibble his feet!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted June 22, 2017 03:57 PM |
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*squeak* "Mickey died for our sins!"
*get burned*
Heresy shall not be tolerated...
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted June 23, 2017 12:48 AM |
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testing Christianity on the lab mice they only received 3 followers, for now Mickey for now.
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What are you up to
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 23, 2017 05:49 AM |
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Disney executives ran out of things to sacrifice for profit and Mickey was next. Their tears tasted like liquid gold.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted June 23, 2017 02:41 PM |
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Literally my first thought that popped up was 'Of mice and men'
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 24, 2017 08:42 PM |
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Damn rats. Just when you thought you exterminated the last of 'em, 3 days later and they're back again.
This is the last time I'm hiring the 'Judas and Co.' company to do any work!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 30, 2017 01:26 AM |
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RATED! Poly
“Ratatouille: Making of”.
With Mickey Messiah?. 2 pts
Frosty
“The Cult of Disney, the rise of the Rat-King .”
I see the cult but I don't see the rise. 2,5 pts
Trog
“The true-life inspiration of the Vacanti Ear Mouse.”
LOL. 5 pts
Alkar
"Something seems missing here. Ah, somebody get this mouse a crown. Yes, a crown of thorns."
A crown of thorns for da mouse buaru buaru a crown of thorns for da mouse buaru buaru 3 pts
Kip
“TAVE DEUS RODENTIA!
CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD! GRAIN FOR THE GRAIN THRONE!
We hereby praise Mickey our messiah, son of Gouda, who died for our cheese, and rose three days later. Hallowed be thy name, Send us our blessing oh lord and protect us from the cat, the ferret, the hawk and the mousetrap, amen. ”
Amen but with cheese, goatmen or something. 5 pts
Maurice
“Mickey Vult!”
Are you sure? 2,5 pts
Ghost
“Mousetrap ate Mickey Mouse by the Phantom Blot, but new three Mickey Mouse think who are new Mickey about them three mouse.”
Probably didn't EAT enough vodka. 4 pts
Geny
"What do you have to squeek now, nerd!?"
"Let's nibble his feet!"
I can actually hear them say that!. 5 pts
Neraus
“*squeak* "Mickey died for our sins!"
*get burned*
Heresy shall not be tolerated... ”
With big ears. 3 pts
Celf
“testing Christianity on the lab mice they only received 3 followers, for now Mickey for now.”
For now 3 pts
Elvin
“Disney executives ran out of things to sacrifice for profit and Mickey was next. Their tears tasted like liquid gold. ”
Now that's gold Elvin. 5 pts
Mark
“Literally my first thought that popped up was 'Of mice and men' ”
That's very insightful. 3,5 pts
fuChris
“Damn rats. Just when you thought you exterminated the last of 'em, 3 days later and they're back again.
This is the last time I'm hiring the 'Judas and Co.' company to do any work!”
DesinteRATor comes without any form of guarantee. 4 pts Scores fuChris – 53,5
Kipshasz – 49,5
Elvin – 48
Trogdor – 41,5
Markmasters – 38
Maurice – 35,5
Celfious – 35
Blizzardboy – 25
EnergyZ – 22
Ghost – 17,5
Neraus – 17,5
The_Polygot – 17
AlHazin – 17
AlkarRahn – 16,5
fred79 – 14
FrostyMuadDib – 12,5
Geny – 11
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
PandaTar – 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3 ROUND 16
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 30, 2017 12:25 PM |
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"Time flies when you're having fun ...
... Time is money ...
... So in order to have fun, we need to let money fly!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted June 30, 2017 12:55 PM |
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the money we make with so much affort, is being blowen away by our own stupidity
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types in obscure english
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted June 30, 2017 02:13 PM |
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And that, kids, is what to do with money on an hyperinflation crisis.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted June 30, 2017 03:09 PM |
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 30, 2017 03:33 PM |
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The Ukrainian Rada wisely spending the money provided by the IMF.
Slava ukraine, gerojem slava.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted June 30, 2017 04:49 PM |
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Ah the Swiss airforce, still the most powerful in the world.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 30, 2017 05:34 PM |
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Robert Mugabe's latest plan against whites in Zimbabwe only made their economy worse.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Terminator
Tavern Dweller
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posted June 30, 2017 06:25 PM |
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Politics summed up.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 30, 2017 08:23 PM |
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"taxpayer money for bills" - u.s. government
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted July 01, 2017 02:01 PM |
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"Mr. President! The Military budget is getting out of hand. For example we'd be getting better bang for our buck if we were dropping pennies instead of bombs."
"Are you saying that we should airdrop money instead?"
"N-No Mr President! That would be irresponsible and stup-"
"You area GENIUS! Wanna be the next Secretary of Defense?"
"What? No, I'm just an unpaid intern and-"
"You're HIRED!"
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 01, 2017 03:46 PM |
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It seems Tom Hanks has agreed to be cloned multiple times for his newest film about government spending.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted July 03, 2017 04:18 PM |
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A lot of money has gone into the fight against terrorist attacks. One such method being put forth involves using said money as airplanes instead of the exploding sort. Terrorists have since changed their tactics as well. Nothing brings out terror and chaos quite like a giant paper cut.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 06, 2017 05:40 PM |
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Last day before ratings!
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