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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 06, 2017 07:04 PM |
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And this my son is the cycle of the economy at work: The masses carry money to us higher ups because we know how to use money better. Whee~
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 08, 2017 12:16 AM |
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RATED! Maurice
"Time flies when you're having fun ...
... Time is money ...
... So in order to have fun, we need to let money fly!"
Unbeatable logic. 3 pts
Anti
the money we make with so much affort, is being blowen away by our own stupidity
That's not funny that's true. 1 pts
Neraus
And that, kids, is what to do with money on an hyperinflation crisis.
or an hyplaneflation crisis. 4 pts
Ghost
"A taxpayer "
Brilliant. 5 pts
Kip
The Ukrainian Rada wisely spending the money provided by the IMF.
Slava ukraine, gerojem slava.
Meh. 1 pts
Mark
Ah the Swiss airforce, still the most powerful in the world.
And the cleanest too. 5 pts
Trog
Robert Mugabe's latest plan against whites in Zimbabwe only made their economy worse.
Meh. 1 pts
Terminator
Politics summed up. .
Kinda 1,5 pts
Fred
"taxpayer money for bills" - u.s. government
They fly all over the world. 2 pts
fuChris
"Mr. President! The Military budget is getting out of hand. For example we'd be getting better bang for our buck if we were dropping pennies instead of bombs."
"Are you saying that we should airdrop money instead?"
"N-No Mr President! That would be irresponsible and stup-"
"You area GENIUS! Wanna be the next Secretary of Defense?"
"What? No, I'm just an unpaid intern and-"
"You're HIRED!"
Now finally some background. 4,5 pts
Blizz
It seems Tom Hanks has agreed to be cloned multiple times for his newest film about government spending.
It certainly seems like it.. 3 pts
Alkar
A lot of money has gone into the fight against terrorist attacks. One such method being put forth involves using said money as airplanes instead of the exploding sort. Terrorists have since changed their tactics as well. Nothing brings out terror and chaos quite like a giant paper cut.
A slice of paper. 2,5 pts
Elvin
And this my son is the cycle of the economy at work: The masses carry money to us higher ups because we know how to use money better. Whee~
We certainly do, we certainly do. 2 pts
Scores fuChris 58
Kipshasz 51,5
Elvin 50
Markmasters 43
Trogdor 42,5
Maurice 38,5
Celfious 35
Blizzardboy 28
Ghost 22,5
Neraus 21,5
EnergyZ 22
AlkarRahn 19
The_Polygot 17
AlHazin 17
fred79 16
FrostyMuadDib 12,5
Geny 11
LizardWarrior 10
Zenofex 9,5
Artu 6,5
Gryphs 6,5
PandaTar 5
Tsar-Ivor 3
Terminator 1,5
Antipaladin 1 ROUND 17
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 08, 2017 12:19 AM |
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"when mr. krabs was finally able to teleport his soul into that of a baptist minister, he did what any other crab would do in his situation: the dance of the happy crab."
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted July 08, 2017 11:55 AM |
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Meanwhile off-screen a Cuban maid was picking up a glass that fell off a table.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 08, 2017 03:43 PM |
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"I got da moves, babe!" he yelled at her, with his umptieth attempt to score a chick.
He never understood why his chick magnet never worked.
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 08, 2017 03:45 PM |
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Someone forgot to tell him that jazz hands were not part of the dance routine.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 08, 2017 05:55 PM |
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That's Corribus doing his little happy dance each time he achieves a milestone in his goal of world domination.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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AnkVaati
Famous Hero
Nighonese National Front
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posted July 08, 2017 06:02 PM |
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 10, 2017 02:05 AM |
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Alternative medicine to treat demonic possession by the Evil Dead now includes folk dancing.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 10, 2017 02:34 PM |
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Don't miss William Dafoe in the new horror thriller "Till dance do us part".
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted July 10, 2017 05:14 PM |
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Edited by fuChris at 17:14, 10 Jul 2017.
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Rules of the Dance Off:
1st Rule: You do not invite white men to the Dance Off.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT invite white men to the Dance Off.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is NOT over. They are probably just white dudes.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 12, 2017 02:22 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 00:36, 16 Jul 2017.
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As I'll be quite busy in following weeks this round is shorter and ratings will be handed tomorrow! Next couple of ones will last a bit longer, like 7 days.
Edit sorry for delay.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted July 12, 2017 11:14 AM |
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He just found out it's Friday and almost 5 o clock!.
@Galaad, thanks for the heads up, and also thanks for your loyal dedication to this awesome thread
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 16, 2017 12:35 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 18:26, 16 Jul 2017.
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RATED! Fred
"when mr. krabs was finally able to teleport his soul into that of a baptist minister, he did what any other crab would do in his situation: the dance of the happy crab"
Crabs also have their own religion. 3,5 pts
Neraus
Meanwhile off-screen a Cuban maid was picking up a glass that fell off a table.
Like a real lady. 2,5 pts
Maurice
"I got da moves, babe!" he yelled at her, with his umptieth attempt to score a chick.
He never understood why his chick magnet never worked.
He sure looks like he's not gonna give up tho. 3 pts
Trog
"Someone forgot to tell him that jazz hands were not part of the dance routine."
Not sure jazz hands are the problem. 2,5 pts
Kip
That's Corribus doing his little happy dance each time he achieves a milestone in his goal of world domination.
You already used the Corribus card. But ok, it's still funny. 3 pts
Ank
Old guy with rapeface. Looking at a kiddo. Creepy...
Ok 0 pts
Blizz
Alternative medicine to treat demonic possession by the Evil Dead now includes folk dancing.
That's some kind of folk dancing 5 pts
Geny
Don't miss William Dafoe in the new horror thriller "Till dance do us part".
Lol, there is a resemblance. 4 pts
fuChris
Rules of the Dance Off:
1st Rule: You do not invite white men to the Dance Off.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT invite white men to the Dance Off.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is NOT over. They are probably just white dudes. .
So many rules are just racist. 2 pts
Mark
He just found out it's Friday and almost 5 o clock!..
And doesn't seem the least worried about. 2 pts
Scores fuChris 60
Kipshasz 54,5
Elvin 50
Trogdor 45
Markmasters 45
Maurice 41,5
Celfious 35
Blizzardboy 33
Neraus 24
Ghost 22,5
EnergyZ 22
fred79 19,5
AlkarRahn 19
The_Polygot 17
AlHazin 17
Geny 15
FrostyMuadDib 12,5
LizardWarrior 10
Zenofex 9,5
Artu 6,5
Gryphs 6,5
PandaTar 5
Tsar-Ivor 3
Terminator 1,5
Antipaladin 1
AnkVaati - 0 ROUND 18
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted July 16, 2017 03:29 PM |
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Hello there my name is Canadian Chuck Norris! Let me introduce you to my hands. The one on the left is called Face and the other is called Puncher. Do you wish to find out why they are named such? Let me show you!
punches face
Here you go, now you have a nice and rugged beard! Have a nice day, eh!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 16, 2017 04:38 PM |
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The upgraded facepalm enables you to facepalm and scowl at your opponent simultaneously.
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AlexSpl
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted July 16, 2017 04:44 PM |
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That's how hackers see your face when you use VPN.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted July 16, 2017 04:59 PM |
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'Peekaboo! I win.'
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Friend-shaped
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 16, 2017 05:49 PM |
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The Indonesian Tree Man has finally found someone with a disease more bizarre than his.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 16, 2017 09:55 PM |
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"Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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